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04-21-2013 , 01:17 PM

#61301

Phildo

doesn't watch the games

Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 22,773

maybe she was tricked by the media which blows the importance of marriage out of proportion in their quest for ratings

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04-21-2013 , 01:19 PM

#61302

Henrik Sedin

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 17,915

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Originally Posted by schu_22

She probably just first met wiper when she was 15

yeah maybe wifer was a former student

would also help explain the ipod thing

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04-21-2013 , 01:20 PM

#61303

wiper

still catching up

Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 42,898

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Originally Posted by Phildo

probably similar to the thought process that would lead to marrying wiper

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04-21-2013 , 01:22 PM

#61304

A-Rod's Cousin

banned

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 37,130

Did you tell her "Funny, this doesn't look like a kitchen." ?

lol @ ruining 30 pounds of meat so you can listen to Katy Perry. This is one of the most lolwomen moments ever.

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04-21-2013 , 01:32 PM

#61305

wiper

still catching up

Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 42,898

definitely an 'lolwomen' moment, but to be fair it was led zeppelin.

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04-21-2013 , 01:43 PM

#61306

Omar Comin

fantasy failure

Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 27,348

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Originally Posted by Henrik Sedin

yeah maybe wifer was a former student

would also help explain the ipod thing

Damn, I wanted to make that joke

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04-21-2013 , 02:04 PM

#61307

kidcolin

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Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 109,068

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Originally Posted by wiper

so i just went out to my garage to get into the deep freezer to grab some meat to thaw and grill later...

wife unplugged it last weekend to plug in her ipod dock. and didn't plug it back in.

12 pounds of ground beef, 10 pounds of chicken, about 10 pork chops and multiple bags of vegetables all in a soupy blend. worst smell i've ever smelled. took me 20 minutes to clean it out and then bleach it.

pretty sure i'm not talking to that bitch for a week.

one of the more lol women examples i've seen in a while. who unplugs a fridge/freezer period?

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04-21-2013 , 02:06 PM

#61308

wiper

still catching up

Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 42,898

i've also neglected to mention that the plug that the freezer is plugged into has 2 outlets. i guess maybe the plug is big enough that she had to unplug it to get the dock in...

BUT THEN I HAVEN'T YET MENTIONED THAT THERE ARE 4 OUTLETS I PUT IN LAST SPRING 10 FEET AWAY THAT HAD NOTHING PLUGGED INTO THEM.

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04-21-2013 , 02:06 PM

#61309

kidcolin

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also gotta get the 220v outlet for the freezer bro.

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04-21-2013 , 02:10 PM

#61310

Ray Horton

banned

Join Date: Dec 2011 Posts: 26,879

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Originally Posted by BAIDS

posesses a nutbag quotient which is several orders of magnitude above glenn beck's

au contraire

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04-21-2013 , 02:11 PM

#61311

wiper

still catching up

Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 42,898

it would blow a fuse.

wanted to put in a ceiling fan but it'd be too much bull**** just to have a fan when i can just put a box fan in the window..

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04-21-2013 , 02:13 PM

#61312

A-Rod's Cousin

banned

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 37,130

Some guy on a bus in Colorado looked visibly shaken when I told him, as a conservative, I don't watch Glenn Beck "because he's kind of a weirdo." (I was being...nice).

He looked like he wanted to attack me. His shoulders and head started twitching and stuff. What a dip****.

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04-21-2013 , 02:14 PM

#61313

Ray Horton

banned

Join Date: Dec 2011 Posts: 26,879

There's a thin line between using the phrase "welfare queen" and "inside job"

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04-21-2013 , 02:32 PM

#61314

g-bebe

because robots are strong

Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 23,059

Been in Mexico since last Saturday, just got back. What's new, SE?

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04-21-2013 , 02:38 PM

#61315

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Originally Posted by g-bebe

Been in Mexico since last Saturday, just got back. What's new, SE?

hope you didn't drink the water, but if you did, record it please.

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04-21-2013 , 02:43 PM

#61316

Shark Doctor

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Originally Posted by A-Rod's Cousin

Alex Jones has a fixed rate mortgage. Still think he's not a quack?

First time I saw him was his little bit about gun control with Piers Morgan on CNN. If anyone feels like upping their blood pressure, I suggest you watch it. Probably the most irritating piece of garbage I've ever witnessed. (and if you don't know by now, I can't stand Alex Jones).

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Originally Posted by A-Rod's Cousin

The levels we're on keep changing, like an elite ARM.

Nice.

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Originally Posted by Steroid Boy

Elite jiff.

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04-21-2013 , 02:44 PM

#61317

A-Rod's Cousin

banned

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 37,130

g-bebe,
Just a bombing at the Boston marathon, a fertilizer plant explosion in Texas, and then a subsequent fugitive chase that ended a couple nights ago in Boston. Flacco still sucks. Some things never change.

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04-21-2013 , 02:58 PM

#61318

Henrik Sedin

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Originally Posted by g-bebe

Been in Mexico since last Saturday, just got back. What's new, SE?

trying to find out who she is:

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Originally Posted by fanerio

other than that, nothing much afaik

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04-21-2013 , 03:07 PM

#61319

ut2010

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Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 38,726

For my birthday i want a big booty hoe.

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04-21-2013 , 03:08 PM

#61320

A-Rod's Cousin

banned

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 37,130

Jesus. Every time I see that it's like the first time.

O/U 3.5 posters have beat peen to that gif already.

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04-21-2013 , 03:09 PM

#61321

g-bebe

because robots are strong

Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 23,059

Quote:

Originally Posted by Richard Tanner

hope you didn't drink the water, but if you did, record it please.

distilled resort water ftw

Quote:

Originally Posted by A-Rod's Cousin

g-bebe,
Just a bombing at the Boston marathon, a fertilizer plant explosion in Texas, and then a subsequent fugitive chase that ended a couple nights ago in Boston. Flacco still sucks. Some things never change.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Henrik Sedin

trying to find out who she is:

other than that, nothing much afaik

that is >>>> kate upton

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04-21-2013 , 03:12 PM

#61322

BobboFitos

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 72,763

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Originally Posted by ikestoys

lol soccer

you may want to explain the player in red (suarez) literally is biting the arm of the player in blue (ivanovic)

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04-21-2013 , 03:13 PM

#61323

BobboFitos

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Quote:

Originally Posted by A-Rod's Cousin

Kinda surprised you held back.

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04-21-2013 , 03:17 PM

#61324

A-Rod's Cousin

banned

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 37,130

Quote:

Originally Posted by g-bebe

that is >>>> kate upton

Yes. Hips > no hips. This chick makes Kate Upton look like a little boy with fat moobs.

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04-21-2013 , 03:21 PM

#61325

BobboFitos

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 72,763

Quote:

Originally Posted by A-Rod's Cousin

Jesus. Every time I see that it's like the first time.

O/U 3.5 posters have beat peen to that gif already.

it would be sad if it's more than 1. how do you beat it to a gif.

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