Sadly, no.

This actually happens?

No. He had a lot of faith in the party bus market. The party bus company is known for screwing over clients, so now they're on a mission to gain the confidence of their clients by keeping parity and keeping rates low.

Apparently, I have more confidence in their need to gain the publics confidence then their regular clientele; and understandably so.

Variable>fixed, for the party bus market.

Btw, I think that's the longest post you've ever made, Holdem. Congrats. Usually it's one word remarks or a jiff.

Yeah, yeah this is a cool thing to post without a link. It's all good.

Well, 97% of the bachelorette stripper parties on pron websites are fake and mostly boring. Dat 3% though.

Sadly a google search of "Bachelorette Party Stripper Dick Sucking Facebook" did very poorly and may also have put me on some lists.

The bachelor party is easy especially if you ask the other dudes for input. When in doubt on the wedding speech go with 1) fewer words, and 2) sincerity. And not boilerplate sincerity, really sit down for an hour and think of some honest reasons why you're glad about their wedding, bonus points if some of them have to do with how much the girl rocks. Also, it's natural to want to go funny first and then sincere, but fwiw for most people the other way around is safer/easier. In the end, just shoot for a short speech that says something that actually matters to you and that's in your comfort zone/normal voice, meaning if you're not Louis CK or James Bond then don't try to be. Ugh, the worst wedding speech I ever gave I was trying to be cool and even philospohical...not a good look. The best speech I'll ever give in my life was at my sister's wedding, it was a ten-minute jokey poem that I only started writing because every other way I tried thinking about something to say made me want to puke.

haha nice one

What, girls sucking guys' c0cks on bachelorette parties? I guess so once in a while. I didn't want to go the strip club in the city route for mine. I actually went camping with a bunch of friends. We bought a few adjacent sites and got extremely loud and had a great time. My wife went to a strip club in the city and I told her I didn't care. She told me all about Bumblebee's huge black **** that she was inches away from. We used it to have great sex. We're old.

Well I'm pretty sure she has since deleted all the pics. And no way would I be able to find the link. It was as absurd as it sounds though. 2 Arab looking strippers wearing firemen gear on a fake firetruck partybus thing. LIke 5 chicks in there and many of them were stroking and sucking the 2 c0cks and smiling. All this was on FB and all the women were tagged. Not sure if the person who uploaded it was ******ed or being vengeful. There was 1 fat girl in the pics so maybe she got mad/jealous that night and posted all that on fb and tagged everyone.

I feel like Empire Man telling us how to write a good speech is akin to MLK Jr. or Barack Obama telling people how to be a good orator.

yeah i saw it

it wasn't that good and possibly it was fake i think

Thanks for the input guys. Wedding is still like a year off but I will definitely use some of the advice.

This would always be my assumption. I just refuse to believe anyone would post that of themselves.

oh yeah one more piece of advice: if you guys suck any stripper dick during the bachelor party, be sure not to post the pictures on facebook

kevin blackistone said gif(t) on ATH today. u jiff morons mad now?

Surprisef you take blackystone seriously, I'm impressed

You should be mad at yourself for watching ATH. I think this confirms that gif is superior.

You know, sometimes when I get up in the mornings, I like to play a little game where I try and imagine the weirdest thing I predict having to say that day, this would be a HoFer

this would work too

The real game is having to say it to one person at least in the day

Could make it a Russian roulette of sorts out of many sayings.

how do you guys say "salmon"

Sam-Inn

Deets on using big black stripper **** to have great sex with your wife plz

Edit: actually, please don't elaborate

Sammin

Sam-un

f sam-mon. why is there an l