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Old 04-02-2013, 08:31 PM   #57576
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Remember that girl from facebook who posted all the photos from her bachelorette party and they were her and her friends in some party truck sucking 2 strippers' dicks? lol. It was all over her fb b/c she was tagged in like every photo. Unreal.
Sadly, no.
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Old 04-02-2013, 08:37 PM   #57577
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Remember that girl from facebook who posted all the photos from her bachelorette party and they were her and her friends in some party truck sucking 2 strippers' dicks? lol. It was all over her fb b/c she was tagged in like every photo. Unreal.
This actually happens?
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Old 04-02-2013, 08:42 PM   #57578
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Shark Doctor,

Did your brother get a fixed rate for the bus?
No. He had a lot of faith in the party bus market. The party bus company is known for screwing over clients, so now they're on a mission to gain the confidence of their clients by keeping parity and keeping rates low.

Apparently, I have more confidence in their need to gain the publics confidence then their regular clientele; and understandably so.

Variable>fixed, for the party bus market.

Btw, I think that's the longest post you've ever made, Holdem. Congrats. Usually it's one word remarks or a jiff.
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Old 04-02-2013, 08:42 PM   #57579
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Remember that girl from facebook who posted all the photos from her bachelorette party and they were her and her friends in some party truck sucking 2 strippers' dicks? lol. It was all over her fb b/c she was tagged in like every photo. Unreal.
Yeah, yeah this is a cool thing to post without a link. It's all good.
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Old 04-02-2013, 08:43 PM   #57580
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Well, 97% of the bachelorette stripper parties on pron websites are fake and mostly boring. Dat 3% though.
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Old 04-02-2013, 08:46 PM   #57581
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This actually happens?
Sadly a google search of "Bachelorette Party Stripper Dick Sucking Facebook" did very poorly and may also have put me on some lists.
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Old 04-02-2013, 08:48 PM   #57582
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The bachelor party is easy especially if you ask the other dudes for input. When in doubt on the wedding speech go with 1) fewer words, and 2) sincerity. And not boilerplate sincerity, really sit down for an hour and think of some honest reasons why you're glad about their wedding, bonus points if some of them have to do with how much the girl rocks. Also, it's natural to want to go funny first and then sincere, but fwiw for most people the other way around is safer/easier. In the end, just shoot for a short speech that says something that actually matters to you and that's in your comfort zone/normal voice, meaning if you're not Louis CK or James Bond then don't try to be. Ugh, the worst wedding speech I ever gave I was trying to be cool and even philospohical...not a good look. The best speech I'll ever give in my life was at my sister's wedding, it was a ten-minute jokey poem that I only started writing because every other way I tried thinking about something to say made me want to puke.

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u quoted the wrong clark post there
haha nice one
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Old 04-02-2013, 08:50 PM   #57583
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This actually happens?
What, girls sucking guys' c0cks on bachelorette parties? I guess so once in a while. I didn't want to go the strip club in the city route for mine. I actually went camping with a bunch of friends. We bought a few adjacent sites and got extremely loud and had a great time. My wife went to a strip club in the city and I told her I didn't care. She told me all about Bumblebee's huge black **** that she was inches away from. We used it to have great sex. We're old.

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Yeah, yeah this is a cool thing to post without a link. It's all good.
Well I'm pretty sure she has since deleted all the pics. And no way would I be able to find the link. It was as absurd as it sounds though. 2 Arab looking strippers wearing firemen gear on a fake firetruck partybus thing. LIke 5 chicks in there and many of them were stroking and sucking the 2 c0cks and smiling. All this was on FB and all the women were tagged. Not sure if the person who uploaded it was ******ed or being vengeful. There was 1 fat girl in the pics so maybe she got mad/jealous that night and posted all that on fb and tagged everyone.
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Old 04-02-2013, 08:52 PM   #57584
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I feel like Empire Man telling us how to write a good speech is akin to MLK Jr. or Barack Obama telling people how to be a good orator.
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Old 04-02-2013, 08:52 PM   #57585
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yeah i saw it

it wasn't that good and possibly it was fake i think
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Old 04-02-2013, 08:59 PM   #57586
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Thanks for the input guys. Wedding is still like a year off but I will definitely use some of the advice.
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Old 04-02-2013, 09:01 PM   #57587
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yeah i saw it

it wasn't that good and possibly it was fake i think
This would always be my assumption. I just refuse to believe anyone would post that of themselves.
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Old 04-02-2013, 09:05 PM   #57588
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Thanks for the input guys. Wedding is still like a year off but I will definitely use some of the advice.
oh yeah one more piece of advice: if you guys suck any stripper dick during the bachelor party, be sure not to post the pictures on facebook
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Old 04-02-2013, 09:12 PM   #57589
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kevin blackistone said gif(t) on ATH today. u jiff morons mad now?
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Old 04-02-2013, 09:17 PM   #57590
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Surprisef you take blackystone seriously, I'm impressed
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Old 04-02-2013, 09:21 PM   #57591
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kevin blackistone said gif(t) on ATH today. u jiff morons mad now?
You should be mad at yourself for watching ATH. I think this confirms that gif is superior.
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Old 04-02-2013, 09:24 PM   #57592
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oh yeah one more piece of advice: if you guys suck any stripper dick during the bachelor party, be sure not to post the pictures on facebook
You know, sometimes when I get up in the mornings, I like to play a little game where I try and imagine the weirdest thing I predict having to say that day, this would be a HoFer
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Old 04-02-2013, 10:02 PM   #57593
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You know, sometimes when I get up in the mornings, I like to play a little game where I try and imagine the weirdest thing I predict having to say that day
this would work too
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Old 04-02-2013, 10:03 PM   #57594
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The real game is having to say it to one person at least in the day

Could make it a Russian roulette of sorts out of many sayings.
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Old 04-02-2013, 10:06 PM   #57595
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how do you guys say "salmon"
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Old 04-02-2013, 10:09 PM   #57596
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Old 04-02-2013, 10:09 PM   #57597
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Deets on using big black stripper **** to have great sex with your wife plz

Edit: actually, please don't elaborate

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Old 04-02-2013, 10:11 PM   #57598
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Old 04-02-2013, 10:11 PM   #57599
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f sam-mon. why is there an l
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