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02-25-2013 , 01:05 PM

#52976

Jimmy Proffett

SE's NFL Swami

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 22,335

You thought the NBA Slam Dunk contest was bad? LOL China

Watch the whole video on deadspin. It makes my feet sad.

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02-25-2013 , 01:14 PM

#52977

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 47,052

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Originally Posted by Das Boot

Dolphins too smart to eat. Don't do it.

Not this one. He blew all his money on scratch off lotto tickets.

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02-25-2013 , 01:24 PM

#52978

tuq

TEEJ

Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 46,365

Well just the other day a dolphin in line in front of me at Circle K bought a whole bunch of scratch tickets, maybe it's the same one. I was too distracted about being stuck in line behind some clown lighting his money on fire buying ****ing lotto tickets to even think about the whole dolphin thing.

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02-25-2013 , 01:32 PM

#52979

Das Boot

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Originally Posted by Richard Tanner

Not this one. He blew all his money on scratch off lotto tickets.

Think we'd see a lot more cannibalism in Florida if a suspect investment or two justified being eaten.

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02-25-2013 , 01:36 PM

#52980

Shark Doctor

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Originally Posted by ClarkNasty

Speaking of tipping, virtually every single place in Miami Beach adds an auto-grat of 18% regardless of the order. Get a single beer? Auto grat. Coffee? Yup. Worst of both worlds.

That's one of many unique things about Miami Beach.

Where'd you end up staying?

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02-25-2013 , 01:40 PM

#52981

Zaid_Ahmed

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Originally Posted by nutshot2

I'd normally agree, Clark, but Slovenia is a joke

lol. I Could insult Slovenia but it is possible my country is more of a joke. I reckon Andz is probably a cool guy irl.

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02-25-2013 , 01:40 PM

#52982

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 47,052

ITT we find out people do not watch futurama.

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02-25-2013 , 01:43 PM

#52983

StoppedRainingMen

Player Hater of the Year

Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 53,703

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Originally Posted by Richard Tanner

Not this one. He blew all his money on scratch off lotto tickets.

was wondering who would make this joke

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02-25-2013 , 01:46 PM

#52984

Das Boot

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Originally Posted by Richard Tanner

ITT we find out people do not watch futurama.

meh, watch it, just missed the reference. disappointing but that's life.

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02-25-2013 , 01:50 PM

#52985

cwicemvp12

Sergei Bobrovsky!

Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 22,495

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Originally Posted by nutshot2

I'd normally agree, Clark, but Slovenia is a joke

They have 1 NHL player and he's better than every Ranger. Troll on!

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02-25-2013 , 02:10 PM

#52986

A-Rod's Cousin

banned

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 37,130

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Originally Posted by ForumWithdrawal

Wow, Elliot Gould, a quota-satisfying seat filler, Ray's wife from Field of Dreams, and the girl from Step Brothers who made out with John C. Reilly seem non-too-pleased here.

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02-25-2013 , 02:11 PM

#52987

Steroid Boy

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Originally Posted by dkgojackets

man how did that old guy score that seat assignment

ruben from oceans 11 gets the prime seats

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02-25-2013 , 02:52 PM

#52988

dkgojackets

DKGOAT

Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 86,123

who gets to decide where people sit? i want that job. would definitely accept bribes

or is it a first come first serve to sit next to hot chicks like in college classes

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02-25-2013 , 04:10 PM

#52989

yeotaJMU

Shines ELIte's Shoes

Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 22,414

People probably swap like Eminem and Christina Aguilera did anyway

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02-25-2013 , 04:12 PM

#52990

Fedfan691

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 4,374

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Originally Posted by CalledDownLight

the opening skit where he recited a ton of actresses and which movie we saw their boobs in only to get to jennifer lawrence and say that we havent seen her boobs yet (paraphrase).

the shot was staged, as were the other reactions. was laughing and thinking charlize's was best genuine look of disgust ever, but then she walks on stage ~30 seconds later wearing a different dress and I realized the oscars got me.

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02-25-2013 , 04:46 PM

#52991

A-Rod's Cousin

banned

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 37,130

J-Law has a purdy mouf

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02-25-2013 , 04:49 PM

#52992

Phildo

doesn't watch the games

Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 22,773

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Originally Posted by Triumph36

Look we all know Europeans are always a little mad - my guess is it's because of the poor service they get at restaurants as a result of their refusal to embrace tipping

if dids has taught me anything it's also probably related to their reliance on public transportation

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02-25-2013 , 05:56 PM

#52993

SirOsis

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Originally Posted by nutshot2

elite gif right here. hot j-law and everyone else looking super uncomfortable

This is awesome. Is the woman in the upper left coughing up a hairball? Also check out the old man mouthbreather in the upper right. He probably can't go out at night or he would suck up moths.

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02-25-2013 , 06:35 PM

#52994

ikestoys

banned

Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 94,424

officially will be dr. ikes in 2017!

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02-25-2013 , 06:43 PM

#52995

Das Boot

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talk to another lawyer, name changes shouldn't take four years

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02-25-2013 , 06:50 PM

#52996

Franchise 60

deliciously angry

Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 42,744

that is such an epic gif, don't care if it is real jlawwww

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02-25-2013 , 07:04 PM

#52997

sportsjefe

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Originally Posted by Zimmer4141

Did not watch one second of the Oscars last night.

I am shocked, SHOCKED I TELL YOU, that the movie about how great the film industry is won best picture.

I heard on the radio this morning that this was the first Best Picture winner in ~80 years where the Director wasn't even nominated for Best Director.

I'm trying to figure out what exactly that implies. A movie so 'good' any schmuck could've made it work?

(further research shows 3 cases, 1929, 1932, and 'Driving Miss Daisy' (1989))