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Old 02-25-2013, 01:05 PM   #52976
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You thought the NBA Slam Dunk contest was bad? LOL China



Watch the whole video on deadspin. It makes my feet sad.
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Old 02-25-2013, 01:14 PM   #52977
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Dolphins too smart to eat. Don't do it.
Not this one. He blew all his money on scratch off lotto tickets.
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Old 02-25-2013, 01:24 PM   #52978
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Well just the other day a dolphin in line in front of me at Circle K bought a whole bunch of scratch tickets, maybe it's the same one. I was too distracted about being stuck in line behind some clown lighting his money on fire buying ****ing lotto tickets to even think about the whole dolphin thing.
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Old 02-25-2013, 01:32 PM   #52979
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Not this one. He blew all his money on scratch off lotto tickets.
Think we'd see a lot more cannibalism in Florida if a suspect investment or two justified being eaten.
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Old 02-25-2013, 01:36 PM   #52980
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Speaking of tipping, virtually every single place in Miami Beach adds an auto-grat of 18% regardless of the order. Get a single beer? Auto grat. Coffee? Yup. Worst of both worlds.
That's one of many unique things about Miami Beach.

Where'd you end up staying?
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Old 02-25-2013, 01:40 PM   #52981
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I'd normally agree, Clark, but Slovenia is a joke
lol. I Could insult Slovenia but it is possible my country is more of a joke. I reckon Andz is probably a cool guy irl.
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Old 02-25-2013, 01:40 PM   #52982
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ITT we find out people do not watch futurama.
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Old 02-25-2013, 01:43 PM   #52983
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Not this one. He blew all his money on scratch off lotto tickets.
was wondering who would make this joke
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Old 02-25-2013, 01:46 PM   #52984
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ITT we find out people do not watch futurama.
meh, watch it, just missed the reference. disappointing but that's life.
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Old 02-25-2013, 01:50 PM   #52985
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I'd normally agree, Clark, but Slovenia is a joke
They have 1 NHL player and he's better than every Ranger. Troll on!
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Old 02-25-2013, 02:10 PM   #52986
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Wow, Elliot Gould, a quota-satisfying seat filler, Ray's wife from Field of Dreams, and the girl from Step Brothers who made out with John C. Reilly seem non-too-pleased here.
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Old 02-25-2013, 02:11 PM   #52987
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man how did that old guy score that seat assignment
ruben from oceans 11 gets the prime seats
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Old 02-25-2013, 02:52 PM   #52988
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who gets to decide where people sit? i want that job. would definitely accept bribes

or is it a first come first serve to sit next to hot chicks like in college classes
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Old 02-25-2013, 04:10 PM   #52989
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People probably swap like Eminem and Christina Aguilera did anyway
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Old 02-25-2013, 04:12 PM   #52990
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the opening skit where he recited a ton of actresses and which movie we saw their boobs in only to get to jennifer lawrence and say that we havent seen her boobs yet (paraphrase).
the shot was staged, as were the other reactions. was laughing and thinking charlize's was best genuine look of disgust ever, but then she walks on stage ~30 seconds later wearing a different dress and I realized the oscars got me.
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Old 02-25-2013, 04:46 PM   #52991
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J-Law has a purdy mouf
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Old 02-25-2013, 04:49 PM   #52992
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Look we all know Europeans are always a little mad - my guess is it's because of the poor service they get at restaurants as a result of their refusal to embrace tipping
if dids has taught me anything it's also probably related to their reliance on public transportation
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Old 02-25-2013, 05:56 PM   #52993
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elite gif right here. hot j-law and everyone else looking super uncomfortable
This is awesome. Is the woman in the upper left coughing up a hairball? Also check out the old man mouthbreather in the upper right. He probably can't go out at night or he would suck up moths.
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Old 02-25-2013, 06:35 PM   #52994
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officially will be dr. ikes in 2017!
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Old 02-25-2013, 06:43 PM   #52995
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talk to another lawyer, name changes shouldn't take four years
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Old 02-25-2013, 06:50 PM   #52996
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that is such an epic gif, don't care if it is real jlawwww
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Old 02-25-2013, 07:04 PM   #52997
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Did not watch one second of the Oscars last night.

I am shocked, SHOCKED I TELL YOU, that the movie about how great the film industry is won best picture.
I heard on the radio this morning that this was the first Best Picture winner in ~80 years where the Director wasn't even nominated for Best Director.

I'm trying to figure out what exactly that implies. A movie so 'good' any schmuck could've made it work?

(further research shows 3 cases, 1929, 1932, and 'Driving Miss Daisy' (1989))
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Old 02-25-2013, 07:08 PM   #52998
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Old 02-25-2013, 07:17 PM   #52999
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she will be mine, oh yes, she will be mine
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Old 02-25-2013, 07:17 PM   #53000
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Don't see how he was being rude.
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