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Really confused about the girl thing - what is she going to do when you're not ****ing her? If you choose the TV or music, is she going to want to watch certain things, or bitch at your selections? Or does she just magically disappear until the next time you want to raw dog her? Speaking of which, is she going to be on the pill? What about on the rag? Or does she magically not menstruate?
If she actually hangs around the rest of the time, what a huge PITA that will be after awhile unless this is some sort of specially engineered hot chick who also likes football and the taste of my farts. Because I plan to have gas, and I don't plan on holding it in.
Also, I've had unlimited booze for ten years. It's not as fun as it sounds.
Thoughts on the girl:
What we know:
1. Sexy as hell
2. Will have sex with you whenever you want
If the above is true, ask any man married to the same woman after 5 years...sex is the last thing they will drop a hat for. If this girl is down to have sex anytime you snap your finger, I'd imagine you can make her appear and disappear at will in regards to the other things.
This is your show; not hers.