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Old 02-08-2013, 04:55 PM   #50501
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Alcohol for 5 points when you could have unlimited drugs for the same price is absolutely horrible. Didn't MT2R say GHB just made you feel like you were drunk anyway?
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Old 02-08-2013, 05:01 PM   #50502
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taking drugs over a ten year period will lead to addiction of drugs, ldo.

How are you going to be able to enjoy the $5 or $10 million after your 10 year term, if you're a drug addict by the time you get out?

I guess the $10 million dollars probably gets you a nice place at the Betty Ford clinic, but for how long? lol
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Old 02-08-2013, 05:09 PM   #50503
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meh rehab/withdrawal would be a ***** but it wouldn't indefinitely ruin your life long term

plenty of long term addicts have gotten better eventually. I think taking lots of benzos would help with this
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Old 02-08-2013, 05:09 PM   #50504
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i mean i basically spend all day every day inside anyway on the internet

so i choose girl + internet + something for 1 point = 35
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Old 02-08-2013, 05:09 PM   #50505
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Really confused about the girl thing - what is she going to do when you're not ****ing her? If you choose the TV or music, is she going to want to watch certain things, or ***** at your selections? Or does she just magically disappear until the next time you want to raw dog her? Speaking of which, is she going to be on the pill? What about on the rag? Or does she magically not menstruate?

If she actually hangs around the rest of the time, what a huge PITA that will be after awhile unless this is some sort of specially engineered hot chick who also likes football and the taste of my farts. Because I plan to have gas, and I don't plan on holding it in.

Also, I've had unlimited booze for ten years. It's not as fun as it sounds.
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Old 02-08-2013, 05:12 PM   #50506
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For all the people worried about becoming addicted to drugs:

God is worth zero points after the 10 years is over
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Old 02-08-2013, 05:12 PM   #50507
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fully stocked kitchen (6)
library (4)
workout room (5)
hygiene & jacuzzi (3)
greenhouse & garden (2)
$ up front, market (7)
satellite radio (2)
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$10 million, (30) points, should have $14 million in 10 years making about 5% pre-tax.
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Old 02-08-2013, 05:16 PM   #50508
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Two 17 year old girls (34)
Pool Table (1)
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Old 02-08-2013, 05:17 PM   #50509
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Old 02-08-2013, 05:50 PM   #50510
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i mean i basically spend all day every day inside anyway on the internet

so i choose girl + internet + something for 1 point = 35
first person i thought of maybe doing the prop for free.
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Old 02-08-2013, 05:57 PM   #50511
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Old 02-08-2013, 06:09 PM   #50512
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i mean i basically spend all day every day inside anyway on the internet

so i choose girl + internet + something for 1 point = 35
The gun and the pool table are both 1 point. I suggest not taking the gun.
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Old 02-08-2013, 06:18 PM   #50513
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Really confused about the girl thing - what is she going to do when you're not ****ing her? If you choose the TV or music, is she going to want to watch certain things, or ***** at your selections? Or does she just magically disappear until the next time you want to raw dog her? Speaking of which, is she going to be on the pill? What about on the rag? Or does she magically not menstruate?

If she actually hangs around the rest of the time, what a huge PITA that will be after awhile unless this is some sort of specially engineered hot chick who also likes football and the taste of my farts. Because I plan to have gas, and I don't plan on holding it in.

Also, I've had unlimited booze for ten years. It's not as fun as it sounds.
Thoughts on the girl:

What we know:
1. Sexy as hell
2. Will have sex with you whenever you want

If the above is true, ask any man married to the same woman after 5 years...sex is the last thing they will drop a hat for. If this girl is down to have sex anytime you snap your finger, I'd imagine you can make her appear and disappear at will in regards to the other things.

This is your show; not hers.
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Old 02-08-2013, 06:19 PM   #50514
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For all the people worried about becoming addicted to drugs:

God is worth zero points after the 10 years is over
GOD has nothing to do with being a drug addict. Being a drug addict has everything to do with being a drug addict.
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Old 02-08-2013, 06:22 PM   #50515
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You could take the workshop/tools/supplies and build a cage for the girl
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Old 02-08-2013, 06:23 PM   #50516
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Also, I've had unlimited booze for ten years. It's not as fun as it sounds.
yea, unlimited booze doesn't really sound appealing, unless you have company or you are taste testing world class whiskys. Getting tanked, day in day out by yourself should not be an option people are running towards.
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Old 02-08-2013, 06:23 PM   #50517
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You could take the workshop/tools/supplies and build a cage for the girl
why do that when just a snap of the finger will suffice?
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Old 02-08-2013, 06:25 PM   #50518
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why do that when just a snap of the finger will suffice?
Snapping my fingers to make an 18 year old girl have sex with me seems rude
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Old 02-08-2013, 06:27 PM   #50519
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I'm either spending 30pts on Kitchen, Greenhouse, TV, upfront $/Invest, cell phone, books, pool table, OR 35pts on girl, booze or drugs (not sure yet), kitchen, movie/tv collection
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Old 02-08-2013, 06:29 PM   #50520
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Snapping my fingers to make an 18 year old girl have sex with me seems rude
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Old 02-08-2013, 06:30 PM   #50521
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Old 02-08-2013, 06:31 PM   #50522
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Its 10 years with absolutely zero responsibilities, like not having responsibilities is a huge chunk of the challenge. If you are scared to drugs under those conditions then you are a huge life nit.
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Old 02-08-2013, 06:35 PM   #50523
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All the time in the world to do drugs with seemingly no repercussions is EXACTLY the worst time to do drugs. Ask Greg Merson (for example).

Although I'm probably just being a nit.
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Old 02-08-2013, 06:40 PM   #50524
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Sex Slave 18
Kitchen 6
Hygene/Hot Tub 3
Skylight 2
All Movies and TV shows 4 (I'm assuming we get something to watch them on LDO)
Garden/Greenhouse 2

Ship the 5 mil please.

Edit: Could can the slave and tv shows (+22) and then I'd opt for TV (-7), Music (-4), Books (-4) Video Games (-4) and then upgrade from Kitchen to World Class Chef (-3). Easier game imo. As in life, Girls just eat up too much utility. Masturbation FTW
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Old 02-08-2013, 06:40 PM   #50525
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tuq, you're too good a poster to randomly drop poker names that I have to google in SE. Watching the WSOP on ESPN is so mid 2000s
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