Sporting Events FAQ, Liveblog, and BANGERS
12-06-2012
, 01:32 PM
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Not sure if you NBA at all, butttttttt
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(pretend it's the one before)
With the 2nd overall pick, I select Lebron James.
Write up:
I don't care about winning. If I wanted to win I'd rather bring in the number 3 pick who guarantees championships. I seek statistical dominance. His PER is 2nd only to the official greatest of all time and that's the only reason I'm taking him. He won an MVP but who really cares. He steals rebounds from teammates, arenas award him with freebie assists due to pressure from Stern, no hand checking allows him to drive at will, holds the lowest foul rate of the major stars I believe (not because he's a good defender, but because the refs don't have the balls to call them on the piss coloured child), etc. I'm winning every one of Bobbos' calculations. Gonna surround this loser with inflated stats players while completely disregarding team structure. He's not even the best player in the NBA right now. Kobe Bryant is. He won the title against the team that beat Lebitch's while playing with Pau Gasol and a bunch of zombies. Lebron lacks that killer instinct, we know this for a fact, can't even face down questions from the media after getting slaughtered.
He can't even lead a 67 win team past the Orlando freakin Magic. The league orchestrated his title but he found a way to epically fail. Some 15 year old dunked on this bitch so he cried to Nike to get the tapes back. Growing up, he admitted his favorite teams were the Yankees, the Bulls, and the Cowboys. Pretty sure his mouth surgery after losing to a scrub team resulted from excessive HGH use. "In June 2008, James donated $20,000 to a committee to elect Barack Obama." Just 20k are you ****ing kidding me? You openly stated you wanted to be the first billionaire athlete but you're giving chump change to someone far more important than you can ever hope to be? Embarrassing. Disgraceful. ****butter.
With the 2nd overall pick, I select Lebron James.
Write up:
I don't care about winning. If I wanted to win I'd rather bring in the number 3 pick who guarantees championships. I seek statistical dominance. His PER is 2nd only to the official greatest of all time and that's the only reason I'm taking him. He won an MVP but who really cares. He steals rebounds from teammates, arenas award him with freebie assists due to pressure from Stern, no hand checking allows him to drive at will, holds the lowest foul rate of the major stars I believe (not because he's a good defender, but because the refs don't have the balls to call them on the piss coloured child), etc. I'm winning every one of Bobbos' calculations. Gonna surround this loser with inflated stats players while completely disregarding team structure. He's not even the best player in the NBA right now. Kobe Bryant is. He won the title against the team that beat Lebitch's while playing with Pau Gasol and a bunch of zombies. Lebron lacks that killer instinct, we know this for a fact, can't even face down questions from the media after getting slaughtered.
He can't even lead a 67 win team past the Orlando freakin Magic. The league orchestrated his title but he found a way to epically fail. Some 15 year old dunked on this bitch so he cried to Nike to get the tapes back. Growing up, he admitted his favorite teams were the Yankees, the Bulls, and the Cowboys. Pretty sure his mouth surgery after losing to a scrub team resulted from excessive HGH use. "In June 2008, James donated $20,000 to a committee to elect Barack Obama." Just 20k are you ****ing kidding me? You openly stated you wanted to be the first billionaire athlete but you're giving chump change to someone far more important than you can ever hope to be? Embarrassing. Disgraceful. ****butter.
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the only thing that is annoying about phb is when he complains about kubiak in gamethreads while the texans are winning 21-0
according to the SE chapter in the Theory of Posting, a good poster keeps his level of praise correlated with the quality of his team. if you post very highly about a crappy team ("greearing") or negatively when a team is doing well ("hornblowing") it is irritating to readers. furthermore, there is a maximum amount of praise that can be given even if the team is good otherwise you are just obnoxious ("ksuguying"). you will find that the most entertaining posters are the ones who you can tell root for a lousy team
according to the SE chapter in the Theory of Posting, a good poster keeps his level of praise correlated with the quality of his team. if you post very highly about a crappy team ("greearing") or negatively when a team is doing well ("hornblowing") it is irritating to readers. furthermore, there is a maximum amount of praise that can be given even if the team is good otherwise you are just obnoxious ("ksuguying"). you will find that the most entertaining posters are the ones who you can tell root for a lousy team
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Reason: I'm setting myself up for a burn because I've been in a masochistic mood lately. :(
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