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Old 12-06-2012, 01:30 PM   #42351
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Re: SE FAQ, Liveblog and Holiday Discussion

chobani lemon flavored greek yogurt is great.
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Old 12-06-2012, 01:32 PM   #42352
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I mean when a team improves from 1-11 and 2-10 that's a 100% improvement, but you know, still...
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uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh no, unless he was substantially worse as phb than I ever realized.
Ouch! Should probably send these two a gourmet cookie basket or something PHB.

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I don't think I've seen one good post from him
Not sure if you NBA at all, butttttttt

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(pretend it's the one before)

With the 2nd overall pick, I select Lebron James.



Write up:

I don't care about winning. If I wanted to win I'd rather bring in the number 3 pick who guarantees championships. I seek statistical dominance. His PER is 2nd only to the official greatest of all time and that's the only reason I'm taking him. He won an MVP but who really cares. He steals rebounds from teammates, arenas award him with freebie assists due to pressure from Stern, no hand checking allows him to drive at will, holds the lowest foul rate of the major stars I believe (not because he's a good defender, but because the refs don't have the balls to call them on the piss coloured child), etc. I'm winning every one of Bobbos' calculations. Gonna surround this loser with inflated stats players while completely disregarding team structure. He's not even the best player in the NBA right now. Kobe Bryant is. He won the title against the team that beat Lebitch's while playing with Pau Gasol and a bunch of zombies. Lebron lacks that killer instinct, we know this for a fact, can't even face down questions from the media after getting slaughtered.

He can't even lead a 67 win team past the Orlando freakin Magic. The league orchestrated his title but he found a way to epically fail. Some 15 year old dunked on this ***** so he cried to Nike to get the tapes back. Growing up, he admitted his favorite teams were the Yankees, the Bulls, and the Cowboys. Pretty sure his mouth surgery after losing to a scrub team resulted from excessive HGH use. "In June 2008, James donated $20,000 to a committee to elect Barack Obama." Just 20k are you ****ing kidding me? You openly stated you wanted to be the first billionaire athlete but you're giving chump change to someone far more important than you can ever hope to be? Embarrassing. Disgraceful. ****butter.

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the only thing that is annoying about phb is when he complains about kubiak in gamethreads while the texans are winning 21-0

according to the SE chapter in the Theory of Posting, a good poster keeps his level of praise correlated with the quality of his team. if you post very highly about a crappy team ("greearing") or negatively when a team is doing well ("hornblowing") it is irritating to readers. furthermore, there is a maximum amount of praise that can be given even if the team is good otherwise you are just obnoxious ("ksuguying"). you will find that the most entertaining posters are the ones who you can tell root for a lousy team
Well done.
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Old 12-06-2012, 01:34 PM   #42353
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Starting what exactly? Calling out dkgo? Get use to it, won't be the last time. I hope he stays too. He's an easy punching bag.

If you want to encourage dkgo's racist posting then go ahead, only reflects badly on you and the others who follow.

But of course you are avoiding that issue completely.

Good for you. ***** out about it now.

No, you started a fight and called him a "dumb little *****".

You and a few other posters try calling him racist at every chance you get. If you seriously have a problem with his racism, I think taking it up with the mods would be a good start. Calling him out for it and namecalling is the approach of a 5 year-old.

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Old 12-06-2012, 01:37 PM   #42354
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Why the hell is Chilltown raining on dk's parade? He did his crime, he served his time.

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I don't remember any Buick Lesabre type posts when he was phb.
Nah there were. I haven't knowingly changed my style or habits of posting afaik. I think I just had enough of an impairment to that account's goodwill that the good stuff is forgotten. This will likely happen with this account, too, and I'll probably come back posting as A-Rod's Hip Surgeon or something.

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the only thing that is annoying about phb is when he complains about kubiak in gamethreads while the texans are winning 21-0
I get why that can be annoying but it's all relative. When you have a team that is a legit SB threat, and a coach worth -3 WAR you just know he's going to ruin the entire season at some point during that playoff stretch. It's just being angry in advance of something, which my therapist said was totally normal.
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Old 12-06-2012, 01:37 PM   #42355
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I for one am glad that someone is offended on my behalf
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Old 12-06-2012, 01:39 PM   #42356
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No, you started a fight and called him a "dumb little *****".

You and a few other posters try calling him racist at every chance you get. If you seriously have a problem with his racism, I think taking it up with the mods would be a good start. Calling him out for it and namecalling is a 5 year-old approach.
So?

**** him.

Reporting posts is unnecessary when I can just call him out myself. I can avoid the middle man.

If you have a problem with my posts though then feel free to report them like a coward.
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Old 12-06-2012, 01:42 PM   #42357
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So?

**** him.

Reporting posts is unnecessary when I can just call him out myself. I can avoid the middle man.

If you have a problem with my posts though then feel free to report them like a coward.
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Old 12-06-2012, 01:44 PM   #42358
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the aspy level itt is TOO DAMN HIGH
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Old 12-06-2012, 01:45 PM   #42359
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the aspy level itt is TOO DAMN HIGH
don't you have posts to report or something
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Old 12-06-2012, 01:46 PM   #42360
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according to the SE chapter in the Theory of Posting
I wrote a chapter in that.

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Old 12-06-2012, 02:05 PM   #42361
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Stop being emo weirdos and read the Freaks and Geeks Oral History
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Old 12-06-2012, 02:54 PM   #42362
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Franchise saves the day
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Old 12-06-2012, 02:55 PM   #42363
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also, serious lol at how John Francis Daley is like twice the size he was on F&G but Samm Levine looks exactly the same
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Old 12-06-2012, 03:40 PM   #42364
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so can everyone stop calling me a racist now? i made one post which I guess was interpreted the wrong way/was seen as insulting and now im getting banned for racism without even posting anything even remotely related to race.
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Old 12-06-2012, 03:44 PM   #42365
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Old 12-06-2012, 03:46 PM   #42366
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so can everyone stop calling me a racist now? i made one post which I guess was interpreted the wrong way/was seen as insulting and now im getting banned for racism without even posting anything even remotely related to race.
Interpreted the wrong way? Looooooooooooooooooool
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Old 12-06-2012, 03:48 PM   #42367
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yeah that was probably the most racist thing ever said by man, youre right
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Old 12-06-2012, 03:51 PM   #42368
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I was flipping around and caught Mr Russo playing guitar at the end of a Ben and Kate episode this week
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Old 12-06-2012, 03:52 PM   #42369
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Christ here is yeota doing yeota things, now I have to go and find another oral history
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Old 12-06-2012, 03:53 PM   #42370
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I was flipping around and caught Mr Russo playing guitar at the end of a Ben and Kate episode this week
Yeah, that was last week's episode. BTW I can't recommend Ben and Kate enough and implore everyone to watch it so it doesn't get cancelled after one year.
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yeah that was probably the most racist thing ever said by man, youre right
No, YOU'RE right, anything that isn't the most racist thing ever is by definition not racist at all.
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Old 12-06-2012, 03:55 PM   #42371
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i didnt say that


****ing blown way out of proportion though, and i literally cannot make a post anywhere without someone calling me a racist now.


next time i see 2 asian girls who names i dont know ill be sure to call them marilyn monroe. of course then ill probably be considered a sexist.
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Old 12-06-2012, 03:56 PM   #42372
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Old 12-06-2012, 03:57 PM   #42373
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CAN'T WE ALL GET ALONG?!?!?
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Old 12-06-2012, 03:58 PM   #42374
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yeota, do you have any asian friends? that might get you off the hook here.
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Old 12-06-2012, 04:00 PM   #42375
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Guys, my Chinese food delivery man is totes Asian lay off I tip him almost all the time.
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