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People that don't understand the phrase "have your cake and eat it too" confuse me. It's pretty obvious: You can't enjoy your cake without destroying (eating) it.

You almost got me.

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10-09-2012 , 05:50 PM

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CalledDownLight

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Originally Posted by ClarkNasty

Well, there's only one option with button flys. Zipper depends on a matrix of variables, the two critical ones being the underwear of choice and the presense (or lack) of a belt.

Every pair of pants that has a zipper requires a belt.

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10-09-2012 , 05:54 PM

#37328

Karak

ELIte

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Originally Posted by ClarkNasty

It's sad that it may be the best news source in the US.

looooool

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10-09-2012 , 05:58 PM

#37329

ClarkNasty

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Originally Posted by CalledDownLight

Every pair of pants that has a zipper requires a belt.

Not jeans that fit correctly.

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10-09-2012 , 05:59 PM

#37330

Phildo

doesn't watch the games

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Originally Posted by Shark Sandwich

While the button fly requires more maneuvering, that is made up for by the quality of the denim attached to the fly.

Also women enjoy unbuttoning trousers more than unzipping them ime

if you're at the point where the woman is undoing your jeans then the mechanism that secures your fly is kinda irrelevant

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10-09-2012 , 06:00 PM

#37331

nutshot2

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Originally Posted by ClarkNasty

nutshot2 for mod

finally some sense

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10-09-2012 , 06:02 PM

#37332

tuq

TEEJ

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Originally Posted by ClarkNasty

nutshot2 for mod

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10-09-2012 , 06:02 PM

#37333

Shark Sandwich

1-2-teddied

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Originally Posted by Phildo

if you're at the point where the woman is undoing your jeans then the mechanism that secures your fly is kinda irrelevant

Sometimes I haven't paid them by that point, and the button fly sends the signal that you're good for it

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10-09-2012 , 06:09 PM

#37334

CalledDownLight

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Originally Posted by ClarkNasty

Not jeans that fit correctly.

I can't imagine wearing jeans without a belt.

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10-09-2012 , 06:12 PM

#37335

kevin21

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Originally Posted by nath

Are people's minds still really blown every time they find out other people perform some mundane task differently than they do?

No lie. I had never heard about grown ass men sitting to take a piss and just a piss until I read about it here on 2+2. It actually did blow my mind.

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Originally Posted by Eurotrash

what kind of ****ty denim do you people own that even has a zipper fly?

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10-09-2012 , 06:20 PM

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ClarkNasty

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I had never heard about grown ass men sitting to take a piss and just a piss until I read about it here on 2+2. It actually did blow my mind.

Agreed. The single most mindblowing thing I've ever heard in my life I think.

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10-09-2012 , 06:20 PM

#37337

ClarkNasty

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Originally Posted by CalledDownLight

I can't imagine wearing jeans without a belt.

Sounds like we have an OOT thread!

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10-09-2012 , 06:23 PM

#37338

ikestoys

banned

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Originally Posted by ClarkNasty

Let's put it this way, if i could only have one news source, and no other, for an unbiased reporting of facts in the US it would be the bbc. If I could pick a second, it would be The Daily Show.

If you're talking only tv, you're missing out on news hour. Otherwise it's the Internet ainec.

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10-09-2012 , 06:28 PM

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SirOsis

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I got a Lefty thumbs up a while ago but now that I see they're getting tossed around left and right I feel cheapened.

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10-09-2012 , 06:29 PM

#37340

Rei Ayanami

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Originally Posted by SirOsis

I got a Lefty thumbs up a while ago but now that I see they're getting tossed around left and right I feel cheapened.

I give this post nine thumbs up.

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10-09-2012 , 06:35 PM

#37341

Franchise 60

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Originally Posted by Eltbus

you absolutely pull your respected underwear below your shaft. obviously pull down the front.

bahaha what are you 6 years old?

****ing savages

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10-09-2012 , 06:35 PM

#37342

sethypooh21

Make or Miss League

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Can we bring back KennyDean's PUA infomercial?

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10-09-2012 , 06:40 PM

#37343

Franchise 60

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This is like hearing about people who put their smartphones in their pocket right side up (meaning they have to turn their phone in their hand every time they put it in or take it out of their pocket), and they are shocked people do it a different way.

Please don't ever reproduce.

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10-09-2012 , 06:43 PM

#37344

StoppedRainingMen

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i just don't wear pants

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10-09-2012 , 06:45 PM

#37345

Franchise 60

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But do you pull your dress up or down to pee?

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10-09-2012 , 06:45 PM

#37346

Eltbus

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How old are you f60

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10-09-2012 , 06:46 PM

#37347

Franchise 60

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10-09-2012 , 06:49 PM

#37348

wiper

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how are we on trolling the men must wear a tie rule with bowties?

i f'in hate wearing ties. at this point in my life i don't feel that i should have to wear a tie. the women get away with long sleeve t-shirts and open toed sandals, why should i have to wear a tie?

so anyway, i just got a couple ridiculous bowties. rainbow color, pee-wee herman red, etc. and i'm just gonna start wearing those tomorrow.

**** the man?