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Old 10-09-2012, 05:48 PM   #37326
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People that don't understand the phrase "have your cake and eat it too" confuse me. It's pretty obvious: You can't enjoy your cake without destroying (eating) it.
You almost got me.
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Old 10-09-2012, 05:50 PM   #37327
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Well, there's only one option with button flys. Zipper depends on a matrix of variables, the two critical ones being the underwear of choice and the presense (or lack) of a belt.
Every pair of pants that has a zipper requires a belt.
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Old 10-09-2012, 05:54 PM   #37328
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It's sad that it may be the best news source in the US.
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Old 10-09-2012, 05:58 PM   #37329
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Every pair of pants that has a zipper requires a belt.
Not jeans that fit correctly.
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Old 10-09-2012, 05:59 PM   #37330
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While the button fly requires more maneuvering, that is made up for by the quality of the denim attached to the fly.

Also women enjoy unbuttoning trousers more than unzipping them ime
if you're at the point where the woman is undoing your jeans then the mechanism that secures your fly is kinda irrelevant
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Old 10-09-2012, 06:00 PM   #37331
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Old 10-09-2012, 06:02 PM   #37332
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Old 10-09-2012, 06:02 PM   #37333
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if you're at the point where the woman is undoing your jeans then the mechanism that secures your fly is kinda irrelevant
Sometimes I haven't paid them by that point, and the button fly sends the signal that you're good for it
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Old 10-09-2012, 06:09 PM   #37334
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Not jeans that fit correctly.
I can't imagine wearing jeans without a belt.
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Old 10-09-2012, 06:12 PM   #37335
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Are people's minds still really blown every time they find out other people perform some mundane task differently than they do?
No lie. I had never heard about grown ass men sitting to take a piss and just a piss until I read about it here on 2+2. It actually did blow my mind.

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what kind of ****ty denim do you people own that even has a zipper fly?
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Old 10-09-2012, 06:20 PM   #37336
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I had never heard about grown ass men sitting to take a piss and just a piss until I read about it here on 2+2. It actually did blow my mind.
Agreed. The single most mindblowing thing I've ever heard in my life I think.
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Old 10-09-2012, 06:20 PM   #37337
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I can't imagine wearing jeans without a belt.
Sounds like we have an OOT thread!
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Old 10-09-2012, 06:23 PM   #37338
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Let's put it this way, if i could only have one news source, and no other, for an unbiased reporting of facts in the US it would be the bbc. If I could pick a second, it would be The Daily Show.
If you're talking only tv, you're missing out on news hour. Otherwise it's the Internet ainec.
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Old 10-09-2012, 06:28 PM   #37339
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I got a Lefty thumbs up a while ago but now that I see they're getting tossed around left and right I feel cheapened.
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Old 10-09-2012, 06:29 PM   #37340
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I got a Lefty thumbs up a while ago but now that I see they're getting tossed around left and right I feel cheapened.
I give this post nine thumbs up.
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Old 10-09-2012, 06:35 PM   #37341
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you absolutely pull your respected underwear below your shaft. obviously pull down the front.
bahaha what are you 6 years old?

****ing savages
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Old 10-09-2012, 06:35 PM   #37342
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Can we bring back KennyDean's PUA infomercial?
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Old 10-09-2012, 06:40 PM   #37343
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This is like hearing about people who put their smartphones in their pocket right side up (meaning they have to turn their phone in their hand every time they put it in or take it out of their pocket), and they are shocked people do it a different way.

Please don't ever reproduce.
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Old 10-09-2012, 06:43 PM   #37344
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i just don't wear pants
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Old 10-09-2012, 06:45 PM   #37345
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But do you pull your dress up or down to pee?
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Old 10-09-2012, 06:45 PM   #37346
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How old are you f60
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Old 10-09-2012, 06:46 PM   #37347
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Old 10-09-2012, 06:49 PM   #37348
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Re: SE FAQ, Liveblog and Workout Stories

how are we on trolling the men must wear a tie rule with bowties?

i f'in hate wearing ties. at this point in my life i don't feel that i should have to wear a tie. the women get away with long sleeve t-shirts and open toed sandals, why should i have to wear a tie?

so anyway, i just got a couple ridiculous bowties. rainbow color, pee-wee herman red, etc. and i'm just gonna start wearing those tomorrow.

**** the man?
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Old 10-09-2012, 06:50 PM   #37349
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bow ties are extra classy
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Old 10-09-2012, 06:51 PM   #37350
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and lol at adults not wearing a belt with their jeans unless you are doing yard work or something
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