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Old 08-24-2012, 04:26 PM   #34326
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Karak and I were in HS around the same time apparently.
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Old 08-24-2012, 06:49 PM   #34327
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haha, you guys hear about LL Cool J?

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lano...-in-texas.html

dude breaks into LL's house, ends up with a broken nose jaw and ribs while LL sustains no injuries

LL detains him until police arrive

insert mama said knock you out joke here
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Old 08-24-2012, 06:54 PM   #34328
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Running down the stairs with no weapon and confronting a burglar seems kinda dumb but i also don't look like LL Cool J.
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Old 08-24-2012, 07:03 PM   #34329
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Seems like the guy is really walking the thin line between burglar and hobo. If he's beating up some unarmed mentally ill dude it's kinda less awesome.
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Old 08-24-2012, 07:09 PM   #34330
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Probably thought it would be another old rich white guys mansion. **** his pants when LL came down the stairs.
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Old 08-24-2012, 07:21 PM   #34331
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Man MSKNY was a great record. Spent most of a while summer on a long car trip across the US with my folks and sister listening to that (and C&C Music Factory).

And jesus was most of his output after that either terribly softbatch or a pathetic attempt to seem hard after coming so softbatch.
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Old 08-24-2012, 07:22 PM   #34332
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Seems like the guy is really walking the thin line between burglar and hobo. If he's beating up some unarmed mentally ill dude it's kinda less awesome.
you dont exactly have time for a socioeconomic analysis when a dude IS IN YOUR HOUSE AND COMES AT YOU

LOL DIDS
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Old 08-24-2012, 07:25 PM   #34333
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He just said it would be less impressive.
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Old 08-24-2012, 07:58 PM   #34334
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haha, you guys hear about LL Cool J?

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lano...-in-texas.html

dude breaks into LL's house, ends up with a broken nose jaw and ribs while LL sustains no injuries

LL detains him until police arrive

insert mama said knock you out joke here
this is pretty awesome
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Old 08-24-2012, 08:00 PM   #34335
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Man MSKNY was a great record. Spent most of a while summer on a long car trip across the US with my folks and sister listening to that (and C&C Music Factory).

And jesus was most of his output after that either terribly softbatch or a pathetic attempt to seem hard after coming so softbatch.
I still own 2 cassettes; they're in an old boombox of mine. One is a mixtape of Johnny Cash songs. The other is Mama Said Knock You Out.
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Old 08-24-2012, 09:22 PM   #34336
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Fig Newtons?

that's just way way too good
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Old 08-24-2012, 09:47 PM   #34337
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Old 08-24-2012, 10:29 PM   #34338
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Old 08-24-2012, 10:34 PM   #34339
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Old 08-24-2012, 10:42 PM   #34340
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Old 08-24-2012, 11:17 PM   #34341
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[10:25:42 PM] dkgojackets: somehow ive been banned for a day and the only message was "trolling"
[10:25:53 PM] dkgojackets: how he hell am i supposed to know which post that was
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Old 08-24-2012, 11:20 PM   #34342
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lol

every time there is a "crime" committed on or around the campus of south carolina, a crime alert email goes out to all the students for obvious safety reasons. today i got one that read:

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At approximately 1230 hrs on 08/24/2012, a male subject exposed his genitals and was masturbating in front of a female student. The male was sitting inside of a dark blue, Chevrolet Trailblazer that was parked at a meter on 700 Bull Street. Subject is described as a male, possibly Hispanic, dark hair and overweight, wearing a t-sh
the south will rise again

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Old 08-24-2012, 11:42 PM   #34343
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every time there is a "crime" committed on or around the campus of south carolina, a crime alert email goes out to all the students for obvious safety reasons. today i got one that read:



the south will rise again
El Rata having a good summer I see
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Old 08-25-2012, 12:56 AM   #34344
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Old 08-25-2012, 02:46 AM   #34345
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you dont exactly have time for a socioeconomic analysis when a dude IS IN YOUR HOUSE AND COMES AT YOU

LOL DIDS
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Old 08-25-2012, 03:44 AM   #34346
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Old 08-25-2012, 04:49 AM   #34347
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the south will rise again
lol southerners.

for the record, i am only just now settling down. for the record my 'friend' (**** that **** that's my brother's friend and my brother left 5 hours ago) is sleeping in my spare room.

and foooooor the record, jesus nevermind. his 'wife' (well, i only found out tonight that HE WASN'T GETTING MARRIED IN OCTOBER BUT OOOH WAIT THEY'RE ALREADY MARRIED WAT) is/was/will continue to cheat on him.

so he lives in c-bus. my brother (FUFUFUFUFUFU) didn't tell me that when he came up for the fantasy draft/pokers, he had nowhere else to stay ("well, i guess i have my car" yeah HE SAID THAT).

so for the last 3 hours of my life, lemme recap: no, i won't, because you wanna know why? JESUS NO ONE SHOULD HAVE HAD TO LIVE THROUGH THE ****ING SOB SESSION I JUST DID.

did my brother stay? OH HELL NO. it was me and his ****ing best friend, my wife was sleeping, everyone else left.....just me. just me to get the 90 minute rundown on a life that i didn't care about to begin with.

i mean, as a man, and knowing that what he's saying is true.....brothers, we have no chance in court when dealing with the custody of a 4 year old girl. none. like, if this man (and okay, i knew a little about him and his 'wife' before tonight) can't get his daughter nobody will.

ugh.

THAT said.....UGHHHHHGARGHHHHASGOAPIHABPOIANDBPOIAHFG.

**** man. it's a friday. or, it mother****ing WAS a friday.

now, i hate women, my brother and my brother's best friend (oh like, you didn't know he didn't have anywhere to stay when you left? lol).

grrrrrrrrrrrr i's mad.

p.s. that said, i do feel a little bad for the man sleeping right now in my spare bedroom. THAT said, he had this **** coming.
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Old 08-25-2012, 04:54 AM   #34348
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jesus.

typed out story, nobody will ****ing care.

**** man. boy better not be here when i wake up at 2pm.
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Old 08-25-2012, 05:00 AM   #34349
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pew pew pew

that was aimed at myself.

anyway. 5am and i wasn't even trying to be like this right now. waaaah story about why a guy would secretly marry a girl (then get all his friends to pay for tuxs and gifts for a 'real wedding 6 months later) who never wanted him to begin with.

blaaaah. man i wish someone else could have experienced my last 2 hours. it was sooooooooooooooooooooooooo lame that it was actually awesome. like seriously, go sooooo lame that it literally gets good. that's what just happened.

brother peace'd out, then his best friend goes, 'wiper, hey man, i don't uhhh, have anywhere to go tonight.....so...uh.......'

looooool jesus.
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Old 08-25-2012, 05:03 AM   #34350
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/drunk posting. but yeah, i got hemped up just now. 'so like, do you believe me?' 'you do??' 'well like, if i go there tomorrow, would you come with me?'

'no jon, i won't. i'm gonna go downstairs now'

'well can i...'

'no jon, i'm gonna go downstairs and do some online ****. tomorrow, well good luck, i won't be up when you go..'

'what time are you gonna...'

'late. good luck man'

ugh. i hate when ****ing people make ME feel like the dick when they are. like, i already gave you a ****ING BED TO SLEEP IN.

whatever. ughhh
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