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Originally Posted by digables
more baller jeopardy kid
less religious AIDS
But I will contribute.
When I was younger I had to go to 'Arabic School' (yep, lol me) on Saturday mornings. When you're a child and all your white peers are getting their Saturday lie in / Nintendo fix, this sucks pretty hard. Unless I was playing a football match, I didn't have a choice.
Anyway, after a few years my parents moved us to a different school because they got fed up of doing the hour (or more) drive on a Saturday morning with three moaning kids in the back. The new school was less than a five minute drive.
This place felt like a full blown Islamic detention centre. I guess by birth I'm a Muslim. But I don't practice nor ever intended to and am an atheist. The same probably applies to most of my close and extended family. However, as a child it's not quite easy to tell your teacher that you're a non-practising Muslim. Especially when she's a religious nut. Such a thing doesn't exist to her. I was forced to pray, which involved washing myself in the sink of some filthy bathroom beforehand, and forced to learn and recite scripture from the Quran. I neither understood, cared nor could actually read what was written. I would write it out phonetically and covertly hide my 'cheat sheet' while I read it out.
I was eventually found out and the teacher decided it wise to discuss the matter with my mother. Well that didn't go down well. Once she found out the extent of what was happening at the school, she pulled us out immediately. We later found out that the teacher in my sister's class told her the devil lived in the toilet and would know if you've been bad
Who would recommend such a place? Christians. Yep. Some family friends, who happened to be Christian sent their kids there and my parents tagged along. The schedule for the day was split as follows:
Session 1: ISLAM
Session 2: 20 minutes learning Arabic
Session 3: ISLAM
So while us 'muslims' were locked inside being punished, the Christians were outside playing sport.