Also, lol flyers

pfft

sharks fans spend the entire day before the party getting laid, then leave the party 5 minutes after showing up

Errybody getting laid on 2+2 tonight

spending saturday night learning objective c while discussing nutshot's inability to get laid



i tell ya, this is the life!

SRM, you hear any good jokes lately

why did the motorcycle stop moving?

I love corny jokes like that

This guy I work with was talking about how his son finally beat him in a race the other day. Then he says he can run 2 miles in 6 minutes. So I'm like, um.... no you can't; the greatest runners in the world run 1 mile in about 3:45 seconds, I'm thinking the world record for 2 miles has to be at or a little under 8 minutes (which was actually close, a Kenyan did it in 7:56). He looks at me and says, damn.... I run it faster than that!

At this point I'm really trying hard not to facepalm. Then he says he runs a track that goes around a football field, and 4 laps = 2 miles. I tell him no, 4 laps is roughly a mile.... he disagreed. Nice enough guy and all; runs a mile in 6 minutes, which is actually impressive for an almost 40-year old. So should I win an easy couple bucks off him by offering a prop bet or not?

Should probably go to a Pirates game so you can facepalm together.

Maybe he's confusing a mile for a kilometer

Name the poster:

i swear this thread was readable one time, a long time ago, for a brief moment

christ

Hater in the house

He must be referring to the Radiohead days of yore

oh wtf, they're the miami marlins now? i really need to crawl out of this goddamn rock i'm living under.

What's white and blue and will kill you if it falls out of a tree?

We're used to the failure. You clowns plan parades for it.

SE mods are sleeping into today if I needed to OTBC that guy.

It's not just a comic actor thing. Actors get typecast and most directors/studios think "well they were good doing x in y so lets get them to do it again" while lots of people (read: the whole internet) get turned off on performers because their character starts generating diminishing returns, lots of consumers like it because the character these actors have played before works as a shorthand for the audience and makes them more comfortable.

LOLMelky

Fake websites and fake drugs, so awesome.

is there anything better than waking up after a night of heavy drinking and realizing you have leftover chinese in the fridge?

Yeah, waking up and the Chinese is right beside you