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Old 08-19-2012, 12:47 AM   #33826
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Also, lol flyers
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Old 08-19-2012, 12:48 AM   #33827
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You are a Sharks fan, which disqualifies you from making any jokes about the playoffs.
pfft

sharks fans spend the entire day before the party getting laid, then leave the party 5 minutes after showing up
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Old 08-19-2012, 12:50 AM   #33828
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You guys are Rangers fans so pyrotechnics and confetti are a must.
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nah, they're rangers fans so they hype the birthday up a lot, get a ton of alcohol, but at the end of the night nobody gets laid
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Old 08-19-2012, 12:50 AM   #33829
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Errybody getting laid on 2+2 tonight
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Old 08-19-2012, 12:52 AM   #33830
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spending saturday night learning objective c while discussing nutshot's inability to get laid



i tell ya, this is the life!
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Old 08-19-2012, 01:07 AM   #33831
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SRM, you hear any good jokes lately
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Old 08-19-2012, 01:09 AM   #33832
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why did the motorcycle stop moving?

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Old 08-19-2012, 01:10 AM   #33833
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Old 08-19-2012, 01:11 AM   #33834
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I love corny jokes like that
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Old 08-19-2012, 01:18 AM   #33835
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This guy I work with was talking about how his son finally beat him in a race the other day. Then he says he can run 2 miles in 6 minutes. So I'm like, um.... no you can't; the greatest runners in the world run 1 mile in about 3:45 seconds, I'm thinking the world record for 2 miles has to be at or a little under 8 minutes (which was actually close, a Kenyan did it in 7:56). He looks at me and says, damn.... I run it faster than that!

At this point I'm really trying hard not to facepalm. Then he says he runs a track that goes around a football field, and 4 laps = 2 miles. I tell him no, 4 laps is roughly a mile.... he disagreed. Nice enough guy and all; runs a mile in 6 minutes, which is actually impressive for an almost 40-year old. So should I win an easy couple bucks off him by offering a prop bet or not?
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Old 08-19-2012, 01:20 AM   #33836
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Should probably go to a Pirates game so you can facepalm together.
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Old 08-19-2012, 01:22 AM   #33837
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Old 08-19-2012, 01:24 AM   #33838
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Maybe he's confusing a mile for a kilometer
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Old 08-19-2012, 01:40 AM   #33839
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Name the poster:

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1) I keep reading people talk about negging. But no one knows what a neg is when this is discussed. This sentence stolen from a PUA blog is fairly concise: "He complimented her, but the result was to target her insecurity." Sometimes people make comments like this unknowingly. (Complimenting something that one is insecure about.)
2) The Mobility WODs have been pretty good. I will continue to do them despite having virtually no external rotation in my hip (making some of the stretches... impossible).
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Old 08-19-2012, 01:55 AM   #33840
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i swear this thread was readable one time, a long time ago, for a brief moment

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Old 08-19-2012, 02:06 AM   #33841
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Old 08-19-2012, 02:11 AM   #33842
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He must be referring to the Radiohead days of yore
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Old 08-19-2012, 02:19 AM   #33843
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oh wtf, they're the miami marlins now? i really need to crawl out of this goddamn rock i'm living under.
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Old 08-19-2012, 02:23 AM   #33844
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why did the motorcycle stop moving?

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What's white and blue and will kill you if it falls out of a tree?

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Old 08-19-2012, 02:32 AM   #33845
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Also, lol flyers
We're used to the failure. You clowns plan parades for it.
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Old 08-19-2012, 10:10 AM   #33846
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SE mods are sleeping into today if I needed to OTBC that guy.
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Old 08-19-2012, 10:13 AM   #33847
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I think Galifinakis can be really good, but he hasn't gotten much to work with in the movies he's made.

I've never been a big fan of Ferrell's movies though. Comic actors these days (or maybe in general?) seem to play the same character every time out. Burgundy, Ricky Bobby, the campaign guy all seem really similar and rely on the same approach for laughs. I do like Ferrell's work, I just have a tough time sitting through 90 minutes of it at once.
It's not just a comic actor thing. Actors get typecast and most directors/studios think "well they were good doing x in y so lets get them to do it again" while lots of people (read: the whole internet) get turned off on performers because their character starts generating diminishing returns, lots of consumers like it because the character these actors have played before works as a shorthand for the audience and makes them more comfortable.
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Old 08-19-2012, 12:07 PM   #33848
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LOLMelky

Fake websites and fake drugs, so awesome.
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Old 08-19-2012, 12:08 PM   #33849
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is there anything better than waking up after a night of heavy drinking and realizing you have leftover chinese in the fridge?
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Old 08-19-2012, 12:12 PM   #33850
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Yeah, waking up and the Chinese is right beside you
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