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Originally Posted by Caldarooni
I'm going with mystery foot powder doctor guy. It might not make sense now but there are still 2 episodes to connect the dots.
--evidence emerges clearing Naz. But shoot, he's a changed man now. It's a modern story, it's an American story. Camera fades out on tattoo: SIN
--Naz is convicted on strength of murder weapon evidence. As Naz is led back to jail, we fade out on flashback to actual murder: the butler did it, Caron Butler, he was waived by Sacramento, it was the last straw. Murder weapon was an icicle! It melted
--evidence emerges clearing Naz but on way to courtroom he is ambushed in shower and pinned down and aggressively given head by Pouty Eyes. Dang it Pouty Eyes, watch out with the teeth! Camera pans away on Nas, he's upside down, just like society. Fade out on: NIS
--evidence emerges clearing Naz, everyone's happy, season two is a dude where's my cab comedy spinoff about three friends trying to make it as uber drivers in the big city "Guys, life sure is tough here in the big apple" "well it could be worse...could be the big android" "**** you" "You are a camel" "Your wife humps like camel" "You...dang"
--episode 7: detective continues interviewing the high school staff. Naz's quiz bowl coach says "senior year Naz missed a question about xylem vs phloem and he...killed the host. It was in all the papers."
--fade out on: TO BE CONTINUED
--Turturo's young son sits in court, hears testimony of neighbor, approaches him in hall afterwards: "Sir you testified that you were looking out the window at a squirrel backing down a tree and that was when you saw the defendant flee the scene. But sir, squirrels don't BACK down trees, they crawl straight down with their heads facing the ground. Therefore you are the murderer!" ...whole show turns out to be an Encyclopedia Brown origin story. WIKI NOIR
--More evidence comes out, case gets dropped, Naz set free. But show ends on an ambiguous note anyway. Dang. How far we done fell.
--Naz has flashback and realizes that murder was actually committed by crazed missing Irish singer sinead o'connor, but Naz is unfortunately killed by prison tattoo artist before he can tell anyone. Camera fades out on other hand: EAD