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01-04-2012 , 03:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Needle77
Obviously racistban and I'm a horrible person for laughing but...this was my favorite post of the year:

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/sh...&postcount=236
winner
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01-04-2012 , 03:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Abe Lincoln
When first came the news of Cardo's banning, we old grey heads in the Hall of Patriots shivered, for we felt the ghost of Old John Brown go by.

The case is a familiar one, for as was the banning of the one, so was the hanging of the other. Many deplored the sentence. Many more deplored the man. All knew, in their private hearts, that the condemned ultimately stood on the right side of history.

The sun will go on rising and setting over this broad and troubled land. In a future yet unknown to us, there will yet be little children, set weeping before their mothers, their fathers, their teachers, to know that, just as men were once denied the bread which their own hands earned, so too were men once permitted to be execrably bad at the Internet, with out even so much as censure, yet alone consequence. They will strain in vain to understand the crimes of their forefathers, and the stain upon their guilty land, which like so many black infamies of ages past, could be purged only in blood.

Then they shall, each in their times, gather under the spires and domes of the first city of their Republic, and feel their hearts lift free of doubt, to see standing over them Cardo, his image cast in shining marble, like that of Mister Jefferson and myself, a beacon unto ages yet unborn, with his great sword called ******slayer, and his keyboard buckler. And they shall gaze up into the faces of their fathers, and ask - Was he real? And they shall be told, Oh no, child, no. But he knew what Realness was.
http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/sh...postcount=2165
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01-04-2012 , 03:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Needle77
Obviously racistban and I'm a horrible person for laughing but...this was my favorite post of the year:

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/sh...&postcount=236
Needle77isright
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01-04-2012 , 03:47 PM
GRUNCH

was abraham lincoln in 2011?
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01-04-2012 , 03:52 PM
Fyte's got it.
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01-04-2012 , 03:52 PM
It wasn't. Sorry I couldn't pwn this year.
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01-04-2012 , 03:53 PM
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Originally Posted by ClarkNasty
For realz tho, the kkc G10/TDK one is the best
Agreed.
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01-04-2012 , 03:56 PM
ha, I looked up that Obi Wan post and it's worth mentioning that it was an SE regular who posted it. Also, lol @ Needle for copping to reading the lolitards forum.
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01-04-2012 , 03:56 PM
tell us who it was
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01-04-2012 , 03:59 PM
Etats360 imo
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01-04-2012 , 03:59 PM
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01-04-2012 , 04:01 PM
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Originally Posted by tuq
ha, I looked up that Obi Wan post and it's worth mentioning that it was an SE regular who posted it. Also, lol @ Needle for copping to reading the lolitards forum.
Like I'd read that cesspool. CWice referred me to it after I said that this post, just a day before Bin Laden's death, was posted in VG, and I thought it was POTY:

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/sh...&postcount=101

Edit: Tuq, send vital information on who said person's gimmick is. I have an idea but like to know for sure.
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01-04-2012 , 04:02 PM
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Originally Posted by tuq
ha, I looked up that Obi Wan post and it's worth mentioning that it was an SE regular who posted it. Also, lol @ Needle for copping to reading the lolitards forum.

confirms my suspicions, my monies on pvn
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01-04-2012 , 04:03 PM
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Originally Posted by BASaint
tell us who it was
Spoiler:


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01-04-2012 , 04:04 PM
Makes post better imo.

Last edited by Needle77; 01-04-2012 at 04:04 PM. Reason: still racistban tho
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01-04-2012 , 04:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Needle77
Edit: Tuq, send vital information on who said person's gimmick is. I have an idea but like to know for sure.
does tuq have more mod tools than the rest of u?

@ tuq, wat

oh steroid boy
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01-04-2012 , 04:06 PM
BASaint,

Tuq is Nash Head's first apostle. I am just a lowly middle apostle who's name is mostly forgotten in the scripture. Maybe one day my power will increase, but as of now, I just must persevere until I am fully saved under Nash Head. All praise to Nash Head.
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01-04-2012 , 04:07 PM
SB
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01-04-2012 , 04:25 PM
giants fans are the goat 2p2 fanbase
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01-04-2012 , 04:51 PM
I'm not sure "post of the year" is the way to describe them, but when I think back over individual SE posts I've read this year, these 2 definitely stick out in my mind as making me go "WTF WTF WHAT":

Suzzerrrrrrrrrrrrr


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Originally Posted by suzzer99
I went to a pre-school run by a bunch of hippy chicks. They used to have naked time, where you didn't have to participate, but if you did you had to be naked. And if you didn't participate you just had to sit in the other side of the play area behind a partition and be bored. Also they would pet us to sleep at nap time. I remember one time the woman told me to relax and I just reflexively tensed up my leg (I was a very contrarian kid like that). She freaking slapped me. Also if you peed your pants your punishment was they would strip you in front of everyone and drag you off the bathroom. I was absolutely terrified of peeing my pants, so I guess it worked.

Jesus Christ. I never thought about all those things together like that. Apparently I went to a really ****ed up pre-school.

The 70s were a complete disaster for kids. Free love, do what you want, go with the flow - really doesn't work out all that well for little kids.
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Originally Posted by suzzer99
Oh yeah on the subject of what % of people who work with kids are predators, and on suzzer's bizzaro childhood - I just remembered something else that I always thought was kind of creepy/funny but I swear did not even cross my mind back when we were discussing my weirdo pre-school and family friend who almost molested me.

My stepdad signed me up for karate in 4th or 5th grade. Sometime around the 10th time I went the instructor (some guy who was supposedly a champion black belt in Ryukyu Kempo) said "Ok boys over here against the wall and girls go around the corner." There was only one girl who went with one of the female instructors around the corner out of sight. I could tell some of the other kids that had been there longer knew what was going to happen.

Basically the instructor decided that we needed to be taught to suck our balls back up into the cavity above them (where they descended from) - as an important fighting skill in case you get kicked in the nuts. Keep in mind this is super beginning karate with elementary school kids and we're just learning the basic kicks and trying to earn our yellow belt or w/e. So I guess when you're that age it's not really that hard to push them back up into that cavity. I swear I am not making this up.

The instructor then came around and felt to make sure we were doing it right. I don't recall the feel lasting very long or being anything more than a quick touch. But still. There was at least one other asst-instructor watching him and helping - who I think was female but I can't remember for sure. I have no idea what they taught the only girl in the class. Maybe how to protect her vulva or something.

So yeah, pretty much all predators out there working with kids. ****. If I ever have little kids I am never letting them out of my sight.

I really think the 70s (and almost certainly before) had just non-stop varying degrees of child molestation like going on -- that everyone kind of winked at or got creeped out by but didnt' think was quite serious enough to do anything about. This is probably the culture that allows a Sandusky to get started, and then he just went wild with it because his position allowed him to get away with it. At least based on the sample size of my friends - if you grew up in the 70s in a not-super-stable hippiesh, white-trash, blue-collar, etc. situation (IE - not cookie cutter stable suburban family) - you were extremely lucky to make it to adulthood w/o something ****ed up happening to you - especially if you were a girl.

Btw I realize at this point a lot of you might think I'm just a tall-take spinning nut. I do have quite a few people on 2p2 who have met me IRL and can probably vouch that at least I don't seem crazy.
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01-04-2012 , 04:56 PM
TLR strong candidate for gif of the year.

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01-04-2012 , 05:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Karak
I'm not sure "post of the year" is the way to describe them, but when I think back over individual SE posts I've read this year, these 2 definitely stick out in my mind as making me go "WTF WTF WHAT":

Suzzerrrrrrrrrrrrr
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01-04-2012 , 05:04 PM
These suzzer posts are grate.
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01-04-2012 , 05:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Fyte On
i was looking for this one in this thread. by far the best post ever.

TC32 is very good also tho
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01-04-2012 , 05:09 PM
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