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09-22-2013 , 02:44 PM
When did the Packers trade for Peyton Manning?
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09-22-2013 , 03:05 PM
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Originally Posted by wiper
putting this here before i forget, because massive amounts of alcohol in a short amount of time and then putting an ambien cherry on top tends to make one forgetful, and i don't want to forget how pissed off i am right now...



this ****ing trade is because they want to guarantee NO MORE WEE33EDEN after this year. but you know what? WE ****ING HAVE TO ****ING WATCH THIS TEAM EVERY ****ING SUNDAY. not you. US.

then, you're gonna take the #3 pick 2 years ago. and trade it for let's say the #12 over all next year. awful.

but it gets better.

you're also gonna probably have to PACKAGE THAT ****ING #12 PICK plus let's say, the #4 overall next year just to move up to draft teddy at #2 overall next year.

WHICH ALSO ****ING MEANS THAT WHATEVER YOU GAVE UP TO DRAFT THE WEEE3333DEN LAST YEAR ALSO HAS TO BE ACCOUNTED FOR.

the cleveland browns: trading the #3, 12, 28 and 40 overall for the #2 overall.

**** me. and **** riverman by extension.
How was watching T-rich rack up 3.6 ypc in any way entertaining?
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10-12-2013 , 06:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Riverman
I ****ing hate Al Borges. He is such a fat tub of stupid it drives me insane. How can you coach your entire life and be so ****ing stupid. A 12 year old could call better plays and more effectively use the athletes on this Michigan team.

Yesterday in the first half Denard ran for 120 yards and a TD. Disappears. Devin Gardner was effective throwing the ball. Disappears. They were on the field simultaneously quite a bit, which obviously confused Ohio State. So what did this twinkie inhaling special olympian do? He started running every short yardage play out of the I-formation and handing off to his below average slow as **** running backs, right up the middle. Fail after fail after fail, and HE KEEPS ****ING DOING IT. Not to mention you have an uncoverable freak at tight end and you don't ever ****ing use him or even design plays for him. GJGE.

This team has plenty of athleticism. Without a tub of monkey poo calling the offense it would have lost only one game, to Alabama. Instead we lost 4. Please nuke this dip**** from orbit. Now.
UPDATE

THIS TUB OF **** IS STILL A ****ING ******
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10-12-2013 , 08:50 PM
it got worse
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10-12-2013 , 09:49 PM


i hope they drown this fat ******* in a tub of liquefied pork fat like landfill in beerfest. except this ivy leaguer would probably just eat his way out and call another ******ed stretch play after



**** you too
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10-12-2013 , 09:51 PM
God I love the anger and heat in this thread.
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10-12-2013 , 09:53 PM
Could a Michigan bro explain what exactly Hoke's role is? I've never heard anyone say he has a hand in either the offense or defense, he doesn't even bother to wear a headset most of the time, they are clearly atrocious at decision making. What exactly does he do to earn a paycheck, surely they don't pay him just to stand around looking fat and stupid
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10-12-2013 , 09:57 PM
passion bro
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10-12-2013 , 09:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Dudd
Could a Michigan bro explain what exactly Hoke's role is? I've never heard anyone say he has a hand in either the offense or defense, he doesn't even bother to wear a headset most of the time, they are clearly atrocious at decision making. What exactly does he do to earn a paycheck, surely they don't pay him just to stand around looking fat and stupid
From what i can glean from years of watching the sport this is the most prestigious/important job at all levels of football actually
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10-12-2013 , 09:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Dudd
Could a Michigan bro explain what exactly Hoke's role is? I've never heard anyone say he has a hand in either the offense or defense, he doesn't even bother to wear a headset most of the time, they are clearly atrocious at decision making. What exactly does he do to earn a paycheck, surely they don't pay him just to stand around looking fat and stupid
he makes MICHIGAN MEN

occasionally he also pisses away 90% of his win equity and keeps al borges employed
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10-12-2013 , 09:59 PM
he played for BO

and is therefore a MICHIGAN MAN
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10-12-2013 , 10:05 PM
They went after harbaugh and ended up with Brady Lard

I expect they follow this up by going after les and ending up with kiffin
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10-12-2013 , 10:06 PM
I just find it incredible that a school with the prestige of Michigan really couldn't do better than Lloyd Carr
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10-12-2013 , 10:10 PM
Seriously Brady Hoke. Hope you *****. How do you not kick the god damn FG at the 35, yet decide to punt for a net gain of 15 yards, yet ****ing could ice the game with it.

JFC . THEN SO MANY LOL KICKAHS
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11-02-2013 , 09:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Riverman
UPDATE

THIS TUB OF **** IS STILL A ****ING ******
michigan rushed for -48 yards today

you read that right



you called a blocking scheme where you had your all-american, top 10 NFL draft LT pick block nobody while your running back was asked to block a guy who was ass raping you for an entire half

did you have a stroke a few years ago and nobody noticed? your offense scored fewer points than bratwursts you ate during the game

Last edited by TalkingDonkey; 11-02-2013 at 09:50 PM.
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11-03-2013 , 12:48 PM
Nice titties tho
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11-09-2013 , 05:14 PM
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Originally Posted by TalkingDonkey
michigan rushed for -48 yards today

you read that right



you called a blocking scheme where you had your all-american, top 10 NFL draft LT pick block nobody while your running back was asked to block a guy who was ass raping you for an entire half

did you have a stroke a few years ago and nobody noticed? your offense scored fewer points than bratwursts you ate during the game
negative yardage through 10 minutes against ****ing nebraska
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11-09-2013 , 05:36 PM



The biggest doucher in sports - Robert Griffin. From the way he purposely wears panty hose on his arm and wears one glove to the way he completely threw his coaching staff under the bus last year and the beginning of this year.

He is the biggest attention whore I can remember since Favre. At least Favre was funny in the way he whored for attention whereas RG3 just does everything he can to make it all about him. I cant stand him. I cant stand how he tries to look like a female. I cant stand how he wore weird socks on purpose so that people would ask him questions about it - thus giving him more attention.

I once saw him interviewed right before a game on national TV and he responded to a question about his opponent by saying "This isnt about RG3 - this is about the Redskins. We need to win this as a team." - or something very similar ot that.

I was just thinking - she didnt even ask about you, she asked about the opponent. What kind of self absorbed ******* would even answer that it isnt about him in the first place?


For all of these reasons and more - I cant stand Robert Griffin. I'm sure Shanahan will get fired because RG3 threw such a temper tantum to start the year and now since RG3 cant win any games Shanahan will have ot take the fall.

**** you Rg3 - Luck is better anyways.
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11-09-2013 , 06:04 PM
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Originally Posted by TalkingDonkey
michigan rushed for -48 yards today

you read that right



you called a blocking scheme where you had your all-american, top 10 NFL draft LT pick block nobody while your running back was asked to block a guy who was ass raping you for an entire half

did you have a stroke a few years ago and nobody noticed? your offense scored fewer points than bratwursts you ate during the game
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negative yardage through 10 minutes against ****ing nebraska




don't sit there looking so smug. you're next
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11-09-2013 , 07:33 PM
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The biggest doucher in sports - Robert Griffin. From the way he purposely wears panty hose on his arm and wears one glove to the way he completely threw his coaching staff under the bus last year and the beginning of this year.

He is the biggest attention whore I can remember since Favre. At least Favre was funny in the way he whored for attention whereas RG3 just does everything he can to make it all about him. I cant stand him. I cant stand how he tries to look like a female. I cant stand how he wore weird socks on purpose so that people would ask him questions about it - thus giving him more attention.

I once saw him interviewed right before a game on national TV and he responded to a question about his opponent by saying "This isnt about RG3 - this is about the Redskins. We need to win this as a team." - or something very similar ot that.

I was just thinking - she didnt even ask about you, she asked about the opponent. What kind of self absorbed ******* would even answer that it isnt about him in the first place?


For all of these reasons and more - I cant stand Robert Griffin. I'm sure Shanahan will get fired because RG3 threw such a temper tantum to start the year and now since RG3 cant win any games Shanahan will have ot take the fall.

**** you Rg3 - Luck is better anyways.
lol, Shanahan ruined RG3's knee, and you're defending him
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11-09-2013 , 07:39 PM
Well to be fair RG3 isn't exactly doing himself any favors in the "not ruining one's body" department
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11-09-2013 , 07:46 PM
Sure, but a coach has to think "My young franchise QB I traded the farm for is dragging himself around this game on one leg, maybe I should take him out and keep the long view in mind. Nah, I could marginally improve our chances of making the divisional round by keeping him in!"

Ultimately, if coach wants QB out, coach wins.
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11-09-2013 , 08:27 PM
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Sure, but a coach has to think "My young franchise QB I traded the farm for is dragging himself around this game on one leg, maybe I should take him out and keep the long view in mind. Nah, I could marginally improve our chances of making the divisional round by keeping him in!"

Ultimately, if coach wants QB out, coach wins.
Right of course Shanahan is a massive idiot, and I'm not blaming RG3 for wanting to gut out his injury, I'm blaming him for getting lit the **** up all the time.
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11-09-2013 , 08:48 PM
No, I get that. I just think Shanahan is more responsible for what happened here. And it's a lot tougher to get a guy who's been trained to play hard to stop playing hard, than it is to get a coach to recognize when his players' healths are in danger.
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11-09-2013 , 09:13 PM
Think about this - SHanahan gets all the blame for supposedly "ruining" Rg3's knee by letting him play in the playoff game.


But now this year he got all the blame for RG3's slow start by not letting him playin the preseason.

LOLwut? You cant have it both ways. RG3 gladly let the media rip his coach apart for keeping him in the playoff game, then came out and openly defied him by wearing shirts saying "project patience" for Shanahan not letting him play in the preseason.
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