SE Player Haters Ball
11-30-2012
, 08:38 PM
12-31-2012
, 10:53 AM
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The Patriot Way can smd. The Patriots are great because of Bill Belichick and Tom Brady, not Scott ****ing Pioli. He sucks at his job. Romeo is a good defensive coordinator, but should never be the head coach. Matt Cassel was a backup in college yet starts for 3 years for the Chiefs. Blow this team to smitherines. I guess Clark Hunt is responsible for all of this. His dad would be embarrassed by these Chiefs. At least Carl Peterson knew how to hire a good coach. **** you, you smug sons of bitches.
The Patriot Way can smd. The Patriots are great because of Bill Belichick and Tom Brady, not Scott ****ing Pioli. He sucks at his job. Romeo is a good defensive coordinator, but should never be the head coach. Matt Cassel was a backup in college yet starts for 3 years for the Chiefs. Blow this team to smitherines. I guess Clark Hunt is responsible for all of this. His dad would be embarrassed by these Chiefs. At least Carl Peterson knew how to hire a good coach. **** you, you smug sons of bitches.
04-01-2013
, 12:42 AM
04-01-2013
, 12:46 AM
04-01-2013
, 01:06 AM
Oh goody, a thread like this exists, I'm sure I got a lot of hatred over a few hockey players from time to time but since I am in a good mood today, I don't remember their names so I'll leave it at that until the time is right.
I don't know if its already been said, but well, I hope you're happy now that he is not playing atm. (Note: Not a fan of his, just pointing the notion out.)
I don't know if its already been said, but well, I hope you're happy now that he is not playing atm. (Note: Not a fan of his, just pointing the notion out.)
Last edited by anguyen92; 04-01-2013 at 01:14 AM.
04-01-2013
, 01:59 AM
going back through this thread, by far my 2 favorite lines:
edit: for some reason this is also hilarious. as great a start to a hate post as any
assani's entire post might be my favorite on all of 2+2 and i recommend reading in its entirety to anyone who hasn't already
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And what the f*ck is up with the new tattoos, dude? I mean, when someone like Mike Tyson does sh*t like that, people say "OMG, what a crazy character he is"; When you do it, people say "Who the f*ck is Deshawn Stevenson?"
assani's entire post might be my favorite on all of 2+2 and i recommend reading in its entirety to anyone who hasn't already
Last edited by StoppedRainingMen; 04-01-2013 at 02:05 AM.
04-01-2013
, 02:09 AM
Still one of my favs
04-01-2013
, 02:29 AM
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I hate Eagles fans who don't appreciate Donovan McNabb. What the f*ck is wrong with you ignorant c*cksuckers? Do you not realize how hard it is to find a franchise QB? I could understand a little bit if he were an a$$hole, but McNabb comes across as a happy-go-lucky Magic Johnson-esque type of guy!!! He puts up phenomenal stats and is a 5 time pro-bowler. What exactly is not to like? I mean, I don't think a single person has even mentioned McNabb yet ITT, yet if you listened to these buffoons you'd think he was the f*cking worst QB ever.
Before Joe Flacco came along, here were some of the QBs I had to watch lead my two favorite teams over the past ~15 years: Heath Shuler, John Friesz, Gus Frerotte, Rodney Peete, Jeff George, Todd Husak, Tony Banks, Kent Graham, Shane Matthews, Patrick Ramsey, Danny Wuerffel, Tim Hasselbeck, Rob Johnson, Mark Brunell(old and sucky version), Jason Campbell, Todd Collins, Vinny Testaverde, Eric Zeier, Jim Harbuagh, Stoney Case, Scott Mitchell, Trent Dilfer, Chris Redman, Elvis Grbac, Randall Cunningham(old and sucky version), Jeff Blake, Kyle Boller, and Anthony Wright. In other words, its really f*cking hard to find a franchise QB who can keep your team as a playoff contender year in and year out. Moreover, McNabb has done that without much help at all at WR outside of a brief stint with T.O. and now with Jackson.
It all started at the NFL draft when Philly fans went there just to boo the selection because they'd rather the team draft Ricky motherf*cking Williams. Yeah, brilliant idea there you stupid f*ckfaces...lets spend a #2 pick and tie up all of that money on a guy who plays RB, the most easily replaceable position and one that has an extremely short average career timeline. That'd obviously be much better than a franchise QB.
I pray that once McNabb retires, it takes your franchise years and years to find a suitable replacement. And I pray that this countdown is still going strong the day that I die. Go stick a cheesesteak up your asses, you pieces of sh*t!
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I hate that its become fashionable to wear hideous looking Yankee hats even if you're not a fan of their team. And what the f*ck is up with hip-hop culture embracing this bullsh*t??? Yeah nothing says "gangsta" to me like a sport played predominantly by white men who wear tight fitting uniforms, chew tobacco, and slap each other's asses. And you really couldn't come up with a logo any better than an overlapping "N" and "Y"??? Must've taken hours to come up with that one I'm sure.
You know how every now and then you'll see some old tv footage from ~20 years ago and you just can't believe some of the fashion from back then? Do you idiots not realize that this is without a doubt going to happen with these hats? It completely baffles me that some morons think it looks good to leave your brim straight and the sticker still on....why the f*ck can't they just have a small tag inside of the hat which tells them which size it is? Do you really need an oversized sticker to announce to the world that you have an enormous f*cking cranium?
And on top of all of that, people feel the need to match their outfits with their hats now. So instead of just having some ugly neon green/pink/orange/whatever other ******ed color hat, you now have to have that color in your entire outfit so that you look like a f*cking stoplight. I'd tell you to burn these ugly looking hats, but considering the personality of the people who wear this crap, I think we'd all be better off if they just jumped into the furnace themselves.
I hate that piece of sh*t Michael Jordan. Kobe Bryant gets so much hate, yet MJ is ten times worse imo. Go read The Jordan Rules if you ever get a chance, and you'll see that this is a guy who was hated by a great percentage of his own teammates and coaches, a guy who was a selfish prick, and a guy who would hurt his teams chances of winning by doing idiotic things like taking a trip to Atlantic City on the night before a playoff game. Yet Nike has done a wonderful job marketing him, so barely anyone seems to know about all that.
I hate that the media has made him out to be some unstoppable force. Yes he is probably the greatest player ever, but he was extremely fortunate to play alongside Pippen and Phil his entire career while also having some very very good complimentary pieces. But then whenever Jordan would fail, the media would immediately make excuses like "Jordan was rusty when he came back and thats why they didn't win the title in 1994-95", which completely ignores the statistics which show us that other than turnovers, Jordan was just as good that year as he was during the second 3-peat.
Nearly every account I've read about a person meeting MJ has been negative. Just take a listen to what happened when Chamillionaire met MJ. I've personally talked to some Vegas casino employees who told me that he is a notoriously poor tipper...dude, you're worth millions of fu*cking dollars. Your autograph is worth a few hundred alone, which means that you can literally create money any time you want. How on earth can you not be more generous?
His HOF speech was the single worst HOF speech I have ever heard. No humility, tons of insulting, tons of bragging, and I'm not the only one who feels this way.
You've been blessed with a life that most of us would kill to have, yet you're a complete classless scumbag. Your ego is so great that even all the praise you constantly get isn't enough for you. You have no real friends; People pretend to like you because of who you are but I'm sure nobody can stand you. If there were any justice in this world, you and Len Bias would've switched fates.
I hate the bullsh*t that passes for "sports analysis" on ESPN, which has become a total joke of a TV station. I hate that you morons have to constantly invent ******ed storylines AFTER THE FACT to explain the reasons behind which team/player won. Why can't it ever be simple luck and variance? Why do you have to create some bullsh*t about A-Rod changing as a person to explain that the Yankees won the World Series? Or how do you not realize that the reason Kobe is "a better teammate" now compared to a few years ago is because when you have Smush Parker and Kwame Brown starting then its tough to be a good teammate? And don't even get me started on Favre "teaching his teammates how to win."
Above all else, I hate that the common fan buys into your bullsh*t. It makes sports suck when you can't have a reasonable conversation with over 50% of fans due to their ESPN-induced beliefs.
I noticed a lot of people listed different ESPN personalities ITT, but really isn't it the fault of the network that decides to put them on air? Suck a d*ck, ESPN!
I hate that traitorous fudge packer Mike Mussina. You were my favorite player growing up. You joined our organization when we were bottomfeeders and stayed with us as we grew into legit contenders. You were a home grown product and one of the best pitchers in the game.
Then you left and joined our biggest rival, probably only because of money. I think you are the single biggest reason I stopped watching baseball. You joined the Yankees the year after they won the WS in 2000, and you retired the year before they won in 2009. On the bright side, you and Don Mattingly can more easily finger each others' a$$holes without those pesky rings to get in the way.
Deshawn Stevenson, you are the only player on one of my favorite teams that I've ever hated. I've put up with horrible players on my favorite teams before, and I've never hated them, so please don't think its the fact that you suck. Hell, you probably realize how much you suck, which is why you're such a sideshow freak. No, the fact that you suck is just one tiny reason why I hate you so much.
You call Lebron James overrated before we meet him in the playoffs. God, we looked like idiots in that entire situation, and we still look like idiots today when we try to call Cleveland our rivals. Deshawn, you are overrated because for whatever reason some people consider you an NBA player.
And what the f*ck is up with the new tattoos, dude? I mean, when someone like Mike Tyson does sh*t like that, people say "OMG, what a crazy character he is"; When you do it, people say "Who the f*ck is Deshawn Stevenson?"
You are completely irrelevant. You are a total scrub. You don't matter! And I'm not just talking about on the basketball court. Go kill yourself please.
I hate the smug d*ckwads who make up Duke basketball. I hate their rat of a coach, I hate their scrappy white PGs, I hate their draft picks who inevitably suck in the NBA(or drive into trees), I hate their holier-than-thou attitude, I hate Dick Vitale constantly on his knees for you, I hate everything about you.
You f*ggots were gifted a national championship in 2001 when the refs gave you the f*cking game against Maryland in the Final 4. If anyone disputes this, please please please go find a tape of that game. Maryland got off to a huge lead, and then the refs determined that it'd be better for ratings if the game were closer. It was as blatant as Lakers/Kings or Mavs/Heat imo.
Unfortunately, Jay Williams choked and misses a FT against Indiana the next year. I say "unfortunately" because Maryland was going to tear you a new a$$hole if you met them in the title game that year just like they did earlier that year.
I could go on and on, but this says it better than I ever could.
I hate bandwagon Yankees fans, which means I hate 99% of all Yankees fans. "But Assani, every team has obnoxious bandwagon fans".....I'm sure every team does, but I've lived in quite a few places(in order: Central Cali, So Cali, Arizona, Ohio, Maryland, NY, Vegas) and I'm a fan of quite a few sports, and I have never ever seen any fans as bad as Yankee fans. Its absolutely unreal how little they can know about their team or the game, yet that doesn't stop them from celebrating like crazy or poking fun at fans of the losing team.
Two quick stories from this past week:
My roommate is a typical Yankees fan. He didn't watch one game of the WS. The next day he had a facebook message up celebrating the Yankees win.
Another friend I knew from college also had a facebook message up, this one severely taunting Phillies fans. I knew he wasn't much of a baseball fan at all, so when I was talking on the phone with him I asked him to name the players on the Yankees. He named Alex Rodriguez, he named Derek Jeter, and he named Rivera(but couldn't remember his whole name), and thats it.
I was actually out at a bar the night the Yankees won the WS against the Mets in 2001. It was my normal bar that I went to 3x/week during college, so I knew almost every regular there. It was absurd how excited everyone there got....doing shots, partying it up....all because a team they never ever watch during the season won. And if you happened to be wearing any Mets gear that night, then you were sure to take a ton of insults.
Its just ridiculous, and I actually feel bad for legit Yankees supporters who are good fans. As an aside, New York is a cold and miserable place. I'm so happy I decided to move back out West. F*ck New York, and f*ck all these bandwagon Yankees fans. If only the 9-11 airplanes would've hit Yankee Stadium during a game instead......
I hate Bud Selig and the organization that is Major League Baseball. You decided to end an all star game in a tie FFS! You maintain ******ed rules because "its tradition". You were so unsuccessful in enforcing your anti-steroid policies that congress had to step in to help! How come no other sports need congress' help?
Its tough to come up with a #1 reason to hate baseball, as there are just so many. We can start out with having different rules(DH) for the AL and NL. Seriously what genius thought that would be a good idea? So now that when they play each other, you always have one team playing according to rules they aren't accustomed to. Just brilliant.
Or then theres the absolutely ******ed etiquette about "showing up" a pitcher. In baseball, unlike every other team sport in the world, you can't show one ounce of emotion after making a big play(home run). In fact, you can't even stand still.....if you do that, they'll accuse you have taking too long to round the bases! What kind of p*ssies can't put up with a tiny bit of trash talk or showmanship? And the worst part of it all is that if you break this "etiquette" then its supposedly perfectly reasonable for the other team to throw a hard object(the baseball) directly at you the next time you come up to hit....great example for the youth there, baseball.
But by far the biggest issue is the lack of a salary cap/floor. Its just mind-blowingly dumb. No other major american team sport does it, and for good reason. It gives very little reason for fans of certain teams to have any enthusiasm or hope whatsoever for the upcoming season.
So f*ck baseball and f*ck Bud Selig. I couldn't be happier that its losing its place as "America's pasttime." I couldn't be happier that you're much more likely to see a pickup basketball game than a pickup baseball game at the park these days. Only in baseball could a fat out of shape pitcher be considered a "world class athlete." Lets just do away with this entire god-awful sport.
I hate the BCS and the money-hungry bastards who refuse to give the fans what they want. I'm not going to even waste much time explaining why this system is so horrific because everyone already understand why. For all of us huge football fans who have been robbed of seeing the great games that could've been, go burn in hell BCS!
I hate Eagles fans who don't appreciate Donovan McNabb. What the f*ck is wrong with you ignorant c*cksuckers? Do you not realize how hard it is to find a franchise QB? I could understand a little bit if he were an a$$hole, but McNabb comes across as a happy-go-lucky Magic Johnson-esque type of guy!!! He puts up phenomenal stats and is a 5 time pro-bowler. What exactly is not to like? I mean, I don't think a single person has even mentioned McNabb yet ITT, yet if you listened to these buffoons you'd think he was the f*cking worst QB ever.
Before Joe Flacco came along, here were some of the QBs I had to watch lead my two favorite teams over the past ~15 years: Heath Shuler, John Friesz, Gus Frerotte, Rodney Peete, Jeff George, Todd Husak, Tony Banks, Kent Graham, Shane Matthews, Patrick Ramsey, Danny Wuerffel, Tim Hasselbeck, Rob Johnson, Mark Brunell(old and sucky version), Jason Campbell, Todd Collins, Vinny Testaverde, Eric Zeier, Jim Harbuagh, Stoney Case, Scott Mitchell, Trent Dilfer, Chris Redman, Elvis Grbac, Randall Cunningham(old and sucky version), Jeff Blake, Kyle Boller, and Anthony Wright. In other words, its really f*cking hard to find a franchise QB who can keep your team as a playoff contender year in and year out. Moreover, McNabb has done that without much help at all at WR outside of a brief stint with T.O. and now with Jackson.
It all started at the NFL draft when Philly fans went there just to boo the selection because they'd rather the team draft Ricky motherf*cking Williams. Yeah, brilliant idea there you stupid f*ckfaces...lets spend a #2 pick and tie up all of that money on a guy who plays RB, the most easily replaceable position and one that has an extremely short average career timeline. That'd obviously be much better than a franchise QB.
I pray that once McNabb retires, it takes your franchise years and years to find a suitable replacement. And I pray that this countdown is still going strong the day that I die. Go stick a cheesesteak up your asses, you pieces of sh*t!
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I hate that its become fashionable to wear hideous looking Yankee hats even if you're not a fan of their team. And what the f*ck is up with hip-hop culture embracing this bullsh*t??? Yeah nothing says "gangsta" to me like a sport played predominantly by white men who wear tight fitting uniforms, chew tobacco, and slap each other's asses. And you really couldn't come up with a logo any better than an overlapping "N" and "Y"??? Must've taken hours to come up with that one I'm sure.
You know how every now and then you'll see some old tv footage from ~20 years ago and you just can't believe some of the fashion from back then? Do you idiots not realize that this is without a doubt going to happen with these hats? It completely baffles me that some morons think it looks good to leave your brim straight and the sticker still on....why the f*ck can't they just have a small tag inside of the hat which tells them which size it is? Do you really need an oversized sticker to announce to the world that you have an enormous f*cking cranium?
And on top of all of that, people feel the need to match their outfits with their hats now. So instead of just having some ugly neon green/pink/orange/whatever other ******ed color hat, you now have to have that color in your entire outfit so that you look like a f*cking stoplight. I'd tell you to burn these ugly looking hats, but considering the personality of the people who wear this crap, I think we'd all be better off if they just jumped into the furnace themselves.
I hate that piece of sh*t Michael Jordan. Kobe Bryant gets so much hate, yet MJ is ten times worse imo. Go read The Jordan Rules if you ever get a chance, and you'll see that this is a guy who was hated by a great percentage of his own teammates and coaches, a guy who was a selfish prick, and a guy who would hurt his teams chances of winning by doing idiotic things like taking a trip to Atlantic City on the night before a playoff game. Yet Nike has done a wonderful job marketing him, so barely anyone seems to know about all that.
I hate that the media has made him out to be some unstoppable force. Yes he is probably the greatest player ever, but he was extremely fortunate to play alongside Pippen and Phil his entire career while also having some very very good complimentary pieces. But then whenever Jordan would fail, the media would immediately make excuses like "Jordan was rusty when he came back and thats why they didn't win the title in 1994-95", which completely ignores the statistics which show us that other than turnovers, Jordan was just as good that year as he was during the second 3-peat.
Nearly every account I've read about a person meeting MJ has been negative. Just take a listen to what happened when Chamillionaire met MJ. I've personally talked to some Vegas casino employees who told me that he is a notoriously poor tipper...dude, you're worth millions of fu*cking dollars. Your autograph is worth a few hundred alone, which means that you can literally create money any time you want. How on earth can you not be more generous?
His HOF speech was the single worst HOF speech I have ever heard. No humility, tons of insulting, tons of bragging, and I'm not the only one who feels this way.
You've been blessed with a life that most of us would kill to have, yet you're a complete classless scumbag. Your ego is so great that even all the praise you constantly get isn't enough for you. You have no real friends; People pretend to like you because of who you are but I'm sure nobody can stand you. If there were any justice in this world, you and Len Bias would've switched fates.
I hate the bullsh*t that passes for "sports analysis" on ESPN, which has become a total joke of a TV station. I hate that you morons have to constantly invent ******ed storylines AFTER THE FACT to explain the reasons behind which team/player won. Why can't it ever be simple luck and variance? Why do you have to create some bullsh*t about A-Rod changing as a person to explain that the Yankees won the World Series? Or how do you not realize that the reason Kobe is "a better teammate" now compared to a few years ago is because when you have Smush Parker and Kwame Brown starting then its tough to be a good teammate? And don't even get me started on Favre "teaching his teammates how to win."
Above all else, I hate that the common fan buys into your bullsh*t. It makes sports suck when you can't have a reasonable conversation with over 50% of fans due to their ESPN-induced beliefs.
I noticed a lot of people listed different ESPN personalities ITT, but really isn't it the fault of the network that decides to put them on air? Suck a d*ck, ESPN!
I hate that traitorous fudge packer Mike Mussina. You were my favorite player growing up. You joined our organization when we were bottomfeeders and stayed with us as we grew into legit contenders. You were a home grown product and one of the best pitchers in the game.
Then you left and joined our biggest rival, probably only because of money. I think you are the single biggest reason I stopped watching baseball. You joined the Yankees the year after they won the WS in 2000, and you retired the year before they won in 2009. On the bright side, you and Don Mattingly can more easily finger each others' a$$holes without those pesky rings to get in the way.
Deshawn Stevenson, you are the only player on one of my favorite teams that I've ever hated. I've put up with horrible players on my favorite teams before, and I've never hated them, so please don't think its the fact that you suck. Hell, you probably realize how much you suck, which is why you're such a sideshow freak. No, the fact that you suck is just one tiny reason why I hate you so much.
You call Lebron James overrated before we meet him in the playoffs. God, we looked like idiots in that entire situation, and we still look like idiots today when we try to call Cleveland our rivals. Deshawn, you are overrated because for whatever reason some people consider you an NBA player.
And what the f*ck is up with the new tattoos, dude? I mean, when someone like Mike Tyson does sh*t like that, people say "OMG, what a crazy character he is"; When you do it, people say "Who the f*ck is Deshawn Stevenson?"
You are completely irrelevant. You are a total scrub. You don't matter! And I'm not just talking about on the basketball court. Go kill yourself please.
I hate the smug d*ckwads who make up Duke basketball. I hate their rat of a coach, I hate their scrappy white PGs, I hate their draft picks who inevitably suck in the NBA(or drive into trees), I hate their holier-than-thou attitude, I hate Dick Vitale constantly on his knees for you, I hate everything about you.
You f*ggots were gifted a national championship in 2001 when the refs gave you the f*cking game against Maryland in the Final 4. If anyone disputes this, please please please go find a tape of that game. Maryland got off to a huge lead, and then the refs determined that it'd be better for ratings if the game were closer. It was as blatant as Lakers/Kings or Mavs/Heat imo.
Unfortunately, Jay Williams choked and misses a FT against Indiana the next year. I say "unfortunately" because Maryland was going to tear you a new a$$hole if you met them in the title game that year just like they did earlier that year.
I could go on and on, but this says it better than I ever could.
I hate bandwagon Yankees fans, which means I hate 99% of all Yankees fans. "But Assani, every team has obnoxious bandwagon fans".....I'm sure every team does, but I've lived in quite a few places(in order: Central Cali, So Cali, Arizona, Ohio, Maryland, NY, Vegas) and I'm a fan of quite a few sports, and I have never ever seen any fans as bad as Yankee fans. Its absolutely unreal how little they can know about their team or the game, yet that doesn't stop them from celebrating like crazy or poking fun at fans of the losing team.
Two quick stories from this past week:
My roommate is a typical Yankees fan. He didn't watch one game of the WS. The next day he had a facebook message up celebrating the Yankees win.
Another friend I knew from college also had a facebook message up, this one severely taunting Phillies fans. I knew he wasn't much of a baseball fan at all, so when I was talking on the phone with him I asked him to name the players on the Yankees. He named Alex Rodriguez, he named Derek Jeter, and he named Rivera(but couldn't remember his whole name), and thats it.
I was actually out at a bar the night the Yankees won the WS against the Mets in 2001. It was my normal bar that I went to 3x/week during college, so I knew almost every regular there. It was absurd how excited everyone there got....doing shots, partying it up....all because a team they never ever watch during the season won. And if you happened to be wearing any Mets gear that night, then you were sure to take a ton of insults.
Its just ridiculous, and I actually feel bad for legit Yankees supporters who are good fans. As an aside, New York is a cold and miserable place. I'm so happy I decided to move back out West. F*ck New York, and f*ck all these bandwagon Yankees fans. If only the 9-11 airplanes would've hit Yankee Stadium during a game instead......
I hate Bud Selig and the organization that is Major League Baseball. You decided to end an all star game in a tie FFS! You maintain ******ed rules because "its tradition". You were so unsuccessful in enforcing your anti-steroid policies that congress had to step in to help! How come no other sports need congress' help?
Its tough to come up with a #1 reason to hate baseball, as there are just so many. We can start out with having different rules(DH) for the AL and NL. Seriously what genius thought that would be a good idea? So now that when they play each other, you always have one team playing according to rules they aren't accustomed to. Just brilliant.
Or then theres the absolutely ******ed etiquette about "showing up" a pitcher. In baseball, unlike every other team sport in the world, you can't show one ounce of emotion after making a big play(home run). In fact, you can't even stand still.....if you do that, they'll accuse you have taking too long to round the bases! What kind of p*ssies can't put up with a tiny bit of trash talk or showmanship? And the worst part of it all is that if you break this "etiquette" then its supposedly perfectly reasonable for the other team to throw a hard object(the baseball) directly at you the next time you come up to hit....great example for the youth there, baseball.
But by far the biggest issue is the lack of a salary cap/floor. Its just mind-blowingly dumb. No other major american team sport does it, and for good reason. It gives very little reason for fans of certain teams to have any enthusiasm or hope whatsoever for the upcoming season.
So f*ck baseball and f*ck Bud Selig. I couldn't be happier that its losing its place as "America's pasttime." I couldn't be happier that you're much more likely to see a pickup basketball game than a pickup baseball game at the park these days. Only in baseball could a fat out of shape pitcher be considered a "world class athlete." Lets just do away with this entire god-awful sport.
I hate the BCS and the money-hungry bastards who refuse to give the fans what they want. I'm not going to even waste much time explaining why this system is so horrific because everyone already understand why. For all of us huge football fans who have been robbed of seeing the great games that could've been, go burn in hell BCS!
04-01-2013
, 03:05 PM
04-10-2013
, 08:36 PM
i think when push comes to shove people realize the stupidity that comes with saying college athletes "get paid enough" with scholarship and room and board. i understand why people are jealous/bitter that athletes think they should have every right to be paid, tuition is no joke. student loans come back to haunt you fast and can sink people if the job market is bad enough. i still think they're wrong in their perspective, but at least there's legitimacy behind why they would feel that way. fact of the matter is it's a billion dollar industry built on the shoulders of athletes and if you think these athletes shouldn't get paid or get paid enough, well, wake up
and then there's this worthless piece of **** mother****er
bob stoops, for those of you unaware, is the head coach of the oklahoma sooners football team. he is the biggest name in midwest college football and arguably the biggest name in midwest sports period. one of the most recognizable coaches in college sports who you may recognize from this horrible commercial:
when asked about whether college athletes should get paid, bob stoops said this:
listen you pseudo slavedriver scumbag, you are the absolute last person on the face of the earth who should be invoking this to the athletes you put through hell and back to make sure YOU get paid. you get incentive bonuses on top of an already 4.5 million dollar base salary. your players have no money on sunday, but if they play hard enough for you on saturday, you'll make another 50 grand!
most of your players get bull**** degrees (if they even graduate at all) in programs that have absolutely no real-world application so they can get you another mansion. between offseason workouts, both mandatory and "voluntary" how much time do you think your players get to be able to work towards those degrees with their free education?
oh that's right pompous hillbilly, you graduate less than half your players year in and year out. great. really setting up your players for a life beyond the gridiron aren't ya you ****head tool?
**** you. **** your mother, father, wife, sons and daughters. **** everyone who's ever met you and called you a friend. **** everyone who calls you family. you built a career on players whose lives essentially end when they're through with the OU program. you sit in their homes and lure them to your team with promises them greatness, chew them up and spit them out. you deserve nothing in this life you ****ing pile of ****
and then there's this worthless piece of **** mother****er
bob stoops, for those of you unaware, is the head coach of the oklahoma sooners football team. he is the biggest name in midwest college football and arguably the biggest name in midwest sports period. one of the most recognizable coaches in college sports who you may recognize from this horrible commercial:
when asked about whether college athletes should get paid, bob stoops said this:
Quote:
“I tell my guys all the time,” Stoops told TSN, “you’re not the first one to spend a hungry Sunday without any money.”
“You know what school would cost here for non-state guy? Over $200,000 for room, board and everything else,” Stoops said. “That’s a lot of money. Ask the kids who have to pay it back over 10-15 years with student loans. You get room and board, and we’ll give you the best nutritionist, the best strength coach to develop you, the best tutors to help you academically, and coaches to teach you and help you develop. How much do you think it would cost to hire a personal trainer and tutor for 4-5 years?
“You know what school would cost here for non-state guy? Over $200,000 for room, board and everything else,” Stoops said. “That’s a lot of money. Ask the kids who have to pay it back over 10-15 years with student loans. You get room and board, and we’ll give you the best nutritionist, the best strength coach to develop you, the best tutors to help you academically, and coaches to teach you and help you develop. How much do you think it would cost to hire a personal trainer and tutor for 4-5 years?
most of your players get bull**** degrees (if they even graduate at all) in programs that have absolutely no real-world application so they can get you another mansion. between offseason workouts, both mandatory and "voluntary" how much time do you think your players get to be able to work towards those degrees with their free education?
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NORMAN — Oklahoma's football team is bucking a trend of improving graduation success rates in the sport.
The No. 8 Sooners were tied with Central Michigan for the worst graduation rate among schools in the Football Bowl Subdivision throughout the latest data set provided by the NCAA on Thursday, counting players who started school between 2002 and 2005.
Oklahoma graduated only 47 percent of its players during that timeframe, compared with a record-high 70 percent rate across the FBS for the interval studied.
Oklahoma was the only current Top 25 team graduating less than half of its players, and has been below 50 percent for every report involving solely players from coach Bob Stoops' tenure dating back to 1999.
The No. 8 Sooners were tied with Central Michigan for the worst graduation rate among schools in the Football Bowl Subdivision throughout the latest data set provided by the NCAA on Thursday, counting players who started school between 2002 and 2005.
Oklahoma graduated only 47 percent of its players during that timeframe, compared with a record-high 70 percent rate across the FBS for the interval studied.
Oklahoma was the only current Top 25 team graduating less than half of its players, and has been below 50 percent for every report involving solely players from coach Bob Stoops' tenure dating back to 1999.
**** you. **** your mother, father, wife, sons and daughters. **** everyone who's ever met you and called you a friend. **** everyone who calls you family. you built a career on players whose lives essentially end when they're through with the OU program. you sit in their homes and lure them to your team with promises them greatness, chew them up and spit them out. you deserve nothing in this life you ****ing pile of ****
04-10-2013
, 08:38 PM
04-10-2013
, 09:16 PM
04-10-2013
, 09:28 PM
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i think when push comes to shove people realize the stupidity that comes with saying college athletes "get paid enough" with scholarship and room and board. i understand why people are jealous/bitter that athletes think they should have every right to be paid, tuition is no joke. student loans come back to haunt you fast and can sink people if the job market is bad enough. i still think they're wrong in their perspective, but at least there's legitimacy behind why they would feel that way. fact of the matter is it's a billion dollar industry built on the shoulders of athletes and if you think these athletes shouldn't get paid or get paid enough, well, wake up
and then there's this worthless piece of **** mother****er
bob stoops, for those of you unaware, is the head coach of the oklahoma sooners football team. he is the biggest name in midwest college football and arguably the biggest name in midwest sports period. one of the most recognizable coaches in college sports who you may recognize from this horrible commercial:
when asked about whether college athletes should get paid, bob stoops said this:
listen you pseudo slavedriver scumbag, you are the absolute last person on the face of the earth who should be invoking this to the athletes you put through hell and back to make sure YOU get paid. you get incentive bonuses on top of an already 4.5 million dollar base salary. your players have no money on sunday, but if they play hard enough for you on saturday, you'll make another 50 grand!
most of your players get bull**** degrees (if they even graduate at all) in programs that have absolutely no real-world application so they can get you another mansion. between offseason workouts, both mandatory and "voluntary" how much time do you think your players get to be able to work towards those degrees with their free education?
oh that's right pompous hillbilly, you graduate less than half your players year in and year out. great. really setting up your players for a life beyond the gridiron aren't ya you ****head tool?
**** you. **** your mother, father, wife, sons and daughters. **** everyone who's ever met you and called you a friend. **** everyone who calls you family. you built a career on players whose lives essentially end when they're through with the OU program. you sit in their homes and lure them to your team with promises them greatness, chew them up and spit them out. you deserve nothing in this life you ****ing pile of ****
and then there's this worthless piece of **** mother****er
bob stoops, for those of you unaware, is the head coach of the oklahoma sooners football team. he is the biggest name in midwest college football and arguably the biggest name in midwest sports period. one of the most recognizable coaches in college sports who you may recognize from this horrible commercial:
when asked about whether college athletes should get paid, bob stoops said this:
listen you pseudo slavedriver scumbag, you are the absolute last person on the face of the earth who should be invoking this to the athletes you put through hell and back to make sure YOU get paid. you get incentive bonuses on top of an already 4.5 million dollar base salary. your players have no money on sunday, but if they play hard enough for you on saturday, you'll make another 50 grand!
most of your players get bull**** degrees (if they even graduate at all) in programs that have absolutely no real-world application so they can get you another mansion. between offseason workouts, both mandatory and "voluntary" how much time do you think your players get to be able to work towards those degrees with their free education?
oh that's right pompous hillbilly, you graduate less than half your players year in and year out. great. really setting up your players for a life beyond the gridiron aren't ya you ****head tool?
**** you. **** your mother, father, wife, sons and daughters. **** everyone who's ever met you and called you a friend. **** everyone who calls you family. you built a career on players whose lives essentially end when they're through with the OU program. you sit in their homes and lure them to your team with promises them greatness, chew them up and spit them out. you deserve nothing in this life you ****ing pile of ****
04-10-2013
, 10:12 PM
04-10-2013
, 11:08 PM
for prevailandride references
09-03-2013
, 03:44 PM
Quoted from lvl. Hate to pile on but this is too good.
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RM,
I used to hate you.
I hated your stupid Romeo Crennel avatar and I have always pictured his lard ass speaking while reading your posts.
As a Michigan grad, the only solace I have taken in the state of the football program is schadenfreude from your posts in the U of M thread.
I hated that you claimed to be a lawyer and then an agent while barely being capable of anything more than spewing vomit on your keyboard.
I have reveled in the fact that you are the WORST SPORTS BETTOR OF ALL TIME.
Then I read your LV trip report. I laughed at first. As the thread continued, I came to the realization that you are a human being. You are a human being with experiences different from my own. You were no longer just a faceless regime operating with the intent of ruining my internet experience. I felt for you. I wanted to ship you an actual pair golf shoes.
But now --
You are the worst. Everyone knows you are the worst. I hope tea service at the MO included a pot of tea on your crotch. I hope that someone w 84o flopped a straight on your 3bet w AA on your case money. I hope that Greg Robinson and RichRod tag teamed your wife while James Harrison jerked you off w steel wool.
LVL is without doubt the most accepting subforum of your idiocy as well as the producer of the most entertaining threads. And you are burning your bridge.
Shoes mother****er.
I used to hate you.
I hated your stupid Romeo Crennel avatar and I have always pictured his lard ass speaking while reading your posts.
As a Michigan grad, the only solace I have taken in the state of the football program is schadenfreude from your posts in the U of M thread.
I hated that you claimed to be a lawyer and then an agent while barely being capable of anything more than spewing vomit on your keyboard.
I have reveled in the fact that you are the WORST SPORTS BETTOR OF ALL TIME.
Then I read your LV trip report. I laughed at first. As the thread continued, I came to the realization that you are a human being. You are a human being with experiences different from my own. You were no longer just a faceless regime operating with the intent of ruining my internet experience. I felt for you. I wanted to ship you an actual pair golf shoes.
But now --
You are the worst. Everyone knows you are the worst. I hope tea service at the MO included a pot of tea on your crotch. I hope that someone w 84o flopped a straight on your 3bet w AA on your case money. I hope that Greg Robinson and RichRod tag teamed your wife while James Harrison jerked you off w steel wool.
LVL is without doubt the most accepting subforum of your idiocy as well as the producer of the most entertaining threads. And you are burning your bridge.
Shoes mother****er.
