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03-25-2016 , 10:26 AM
You guys are terrible at life if you can't understand how a powerful guy with psychopathic tendencies crushes ass.
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03-25-2016 , 11:30 AM
This isn't any ass either.

These are young girls working 80+ hour weeks in politics.

Hard to imagine a more thirsty demographic.
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03-25-2016 , 11:49 AM
Typical shrew behavior
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03-25-2016 , 11:56 AM
Yeah I mean it's fun to talk about what a dorky ugly weirdo Cruz is but the guy's a US Senator ffs and has wealth and fame to boot. Let's not pretend dude can't get laid if/when he wants to.
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03-25-2016 , 12:01 PM
Counterpoint: resting cruz face
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03-25-2016 , 12:02 PM
Plus, in Texas it is widely believed that Cruz's semen is a remedy for psoriasis.
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03-25-2016 , 12:38 PM
he does have some supple skinned offspring, I'll give him that
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03-25-2016 , 01:04 PM
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Originally Posted by StoppedRainingMen
The sanctity of marriage between a man and a woman is one of the few things these idiot bible thumpers care about
If history tells us anything - the wives might care about it - but the husbands certainly don't!!
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03-25-2016 , 01:06 PM
They view hetero adultery as a temporary failing that we all can fail the temptation of

Especially if it's the man committing it.

It's not at all the same as the other stuff they think violates the sanctity
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03-25-2016 , 01:06 PM
Ted, you son of a gun






Last edited by vyk07; 03-25-2016 at 01:14 PM.
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03-25-2016 , 01:15 PM
This is a pretty good accounting of the #Scruz happening:

http://theconservativetreehouse.com/...-cruz-affairs/
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03-25-2016 , 01:15 PM
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Originally Posted by PocketChads
They view hetero adultery as a temporary failing that we all can fail the temptation of

Especially if it's the man committing it.

It's not at all the same as the other stuff they think violates the sanctity
yea yea u can come back but its not instant, 'yo im sorry, im a human and as jesus said we are all fallible, now can we please all get back to the making me president thing?' isn't going to cut the mustard

you have to go away for a few years and then come back all repentant and that

cruz 2020 might be a goer but cruz 2016 has been sunk
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03-25-2016 , 01:45 PM
this rumor appears to derive from a single person, likely Roger Stone (known conspiracy monger)
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03-25-2016 , 01:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Shark Sandwich
I imagine Cruz has one of those corkscrew penises, like a cat
Reminds me of a dirty limerick where a guy with a corkscrew cock searches hiw whole life for a woman with a corkscrew c***. He finally finds her, but then drops dead. The corkscrew c*** had a left-hand thread.
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03-25-2016 , 02:02 PM
I'm a little disappointed Trump's communications director or whatever is refuting it. Even if it is a bunch of lies I would have hoped she would at least take for the team and refuse to comment on it
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03-25-2016 , 02:33 PM
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Originally Posted by PocketChads
They view hetero adultery as a temporary failing that we all can fail the temptation of

Especially if it's the man committing it.

It's not at all the same as the other stuff they think violates the sanctity
Based on history, Republicans will blame Heidi Cruz for Ted's affairs.
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03-25-2016 , 03:16 PM
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03-25-2016 , 03:27 PM
I wonder if John Edwards regrets not jumping into the Republican race this year.
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03-25-2016 , 03:36 PM
lolol @ trumps response. He's so ridiculously good at that ****

Last edited by wizardplow; 03-25-2016 at 03:48 PM.
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03-25-2016 , 03:43 PM
Has Ted made a statement?
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03-25-2016 , 03:49 PM
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Originally Posted by Larry Legend
Has Ted made a statement?
Yeah, he said he'd **** a rat but he wouldn't **** TRUMP.

http://gawker.com/ted-cruz-implies-h...don-1767113389
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03-25-2016 , 04:03 PM
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Originally Posted by vyk07
GOAT
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03-25-2016 , 04:42 PM
just casually dropping in 'Lyin' Ted Cruz' every chance he can get
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03-25-2016 , 05:52 PM
I think Drudge is sitting on the very best information.

Gonna be a good week.
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03-25-2016 , 06:23 PM
From an entertainment standpoint, I could not love this election more
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