Mike Evans was borderline droppable his first few weeks

I accepted that right when the qbs switched for the first time hoping for an uptick. Hes had a weird season for sure.

Fwiw I turned Evans into Ridley into Alfred Morris so it worked out decent enough

These were the C league projections after the draft:




So it was right about a lot. It got LenC wrong, but otherwise it picked all the bottom dwellers pretty bang on. It may also get 5/6 right on the playoff spots.

I don't think I'm actually mathematically eliminated from the playoffs yet (even though I am practically-speaking eliminated and lolling at the 4 teams that are somehow below my trash-tier squad).

Behold the BALANCED ESTABLISHMENT OF MONTEE BALL AND BEN TATE plan:

YOLO CONTENDERE

Budget $200

1. (15) Montee Ball (Den - RB) $45 <- lol

2. (31) Alshon Jeffery (Chi - WR) $37 <- annoying mediocrity

3. (35) Antonio Brown (Pit - WR) $39 <- Bang

4. (44) Keenan Allen (SD - WR) $33 <- lol

5. (73) Robert Griffin III (Was - QB) $7 <- lol

6. (78) Reggie Bush (Det - RB) $18 <- lol

7. (88) Ben Tate (Min - RB) $10 <- lol

8. (100) Houston (Hou - DEF) $1

9. (143) Tavon Austin (StL - WR) $2 <- lol

10. (144) Delanie Walker (Ten - TE) $1 <- Bang

11. (153) Khiry Robinson (NO - RB) $1 <- lol

12. (161) Danny Amendola (NE - WR) $1 <- lol

13. (165) Christine Michael (Sea - RB) $2 <- lol

14. (169) Matt Prater (Det - K) $1 <- lol

15. (176) James Starks (GB - RB) $1 <- lol

16. (183) Knile Davis (KC - RB) $1 Bang , but he got insta-dropped because I'm terrible

Unused $0

Really spectacular work there. TANNEHILL is carrying me, currently.

Yahoo drafts for me and projects me to do horrible.

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fair though

Ya but you're common sense eliminated. The teams you'd need to have lose also have 100 points on you. I suppose if you dropped 170 and they dropped 70, but it's pretty remote...

Yes, we are in agreement.

Kind of too bad, I would have loved for Wiper to be there and you too. Would have been a glorious week 13 war.

Predictions on who takes the last 2 spots? I don't know if Caldarooni is managing his roster much right now, he still owns Bradshaw and looks to maybe be starting Chicago vs Detroit (which is bad and he should feel bad). Because of that I think Christophersen gets in for sure. I got EddyB and Ashington both losing, but Eddy making the playoffs thanks to at most a 10 point lead in the tie break. Got this for C league playoffs:

Rafiki (bye)
Disko (bye)

Muti (3) vs EddyB (6)
LenC (4) vs Christophersen (5) (LenC has some tough week 14 matchups

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Rafiki vs Muti
Disko vs Christophersen


From there I think anything is possible. Muti has a great team, I'm not enthused to face it.

Who won the overall survivor?

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Paid out Shaftkkc today for Survivor. Both survivors paid now.

yup thanks for the $$$ brother

who is the b league escrow?

plan on ROONING eddy's season this weekend since I'm already out just to be a hater.

just gave the boys a raucous speech on the virtues of hate, how to let the hate guide them both on the field and in life, they're ready to knock mr scissorhands and his motley crew of rejects out of the postseason.

sorry ed, just the ways things are.

Hahaha. We shall see. Of course all my players have the worst matchups ever.

haha what's the scissorhands reference?

Me and Zimmer will battle it out for one of the playoff spots this week. I was in the same spot last year. And choked like a little bitch.

story of your life

Nice shat muti

edward scissorhands

since his name is edward, I combined it with another famous edward's last name and called him it

hmm I think Hoya is going to do his damn best to hurt my butt this week. Jeffrey + Matthews at WR, that could be like 5 TD's combined now. Could cost me my 1st overall

Also Megatron going HAM after Caldarooni is eliminated is both tragic and kind of funny (granted it's way more tragic for Chris who may have his playoffs end at the hand of the GOAT WR of all time).

damn I got TRON'd

actually could have been much worse

he had like 31 at halftime and ended up with 35

Yeah I got megatron-raped. Need some luck now

Dez coming up small keeps it manageable for you