Ty must be the least coordinated dude on the planet. He looks like he should be way more athletic than he ever performs.

Episode sadly lacking in CT GOATness

He's the Rudy Gay of the challenge.

Knight... strategic mastermind. Was so obv that going low was the move.

Robb with no attempt at adjusting to Knight's strategy.

Who would you guys say sucks most at life of the remaining people? Like- lives on their mothers couch and prays to get a phone call from TJ?

The veterans getting a pass through the first month of shows rustles me a bit. Want to see some shocking eliminations. Winner of the daily challenge gets $1000? Def need to up the stakes for performing bad.

It def seems like a lot of them suck at life. I mean they're basically all making under 6-figures per year making bar appearances. Not a terrible life for a couple years post-college but it doesn't exactly have a long career path.

I'd throw Jonna in the ring for biggest waste of life outside of the challenges.

I know CT works at a gym and races up the rock wall vs people for coffee all day.

Knight will go down in history as one of the greatest rustler of jimmies.

cmon most of them do nothing but get paid to host parties at bars and spring break events while getting mad pussy and probably doing personal training/other gym stuff. that is WINNING at life

the worst are the guys like dunbar who act like they are so much smarter than everyone else and have some sophisticated intellectual life off the show

jonna (or was it jasmine) said they were homeless so yeah id say her

I have a few Knight characteristics I'm extremely proud of

One of the funnier things that never made air from RW:Nola was Knight walking in the median on a busy street wasted before getting distracted by a group of girls in a car going by. He was too busy hollering at bitches right in front of Jemmye to notice the huge light post he smashed face first into. Just brutal to watch, camerman couldn't even keep the camera on him from laughing way too hard.

There were also the fun nights where the two of them would be fighting endlessly, which basically means Jemmye got unreal drunk and started screaming, only for Jemmye to wind up begging Knight to **** her in the shower. Jemmye is a much better overall person, just way ****ing crazier.

this is not a good post

if they showed everyone's times there would be no reason to cut to commercial right before they announced the men's winner
he said c-sucker

I thought the Knight quote was:

"If I hammer 1,000 nails it doesn't make me a carpenter but if I suck one dick it makes me a coksuker"

Yeah it is. Caught me off guard when they teased the aftershow but saw it during the full version.

Agree with you, lol@zim.
Assuming people who have already been bounced are eligible, I'd put Trishelle in there. If we're down to just people on the show, I'd imagine it's Jonna or Aneesa.

Sarah has come a long way from Brooklyn. She was annoying as all hell on the season, was a brunette, and overall suck. She began to turn it around for a few years then moved up the GOAT charts in Battle of the Seasons. Yeah she hasn't exceeded in a physical challenge yet but GOAT puzzles.

Sarah should auto-get Evelyn or put onto a team that has like ZITO, KENNY, ZACH, ABRAM on it. Basically get her a Cutthroat-esque team again. Throw in Tyler if he's not too old.

I mean, pairings/teams of Katelynn, Vinny, and JD/Devyn...christ.

Knight vs Jemmye drama now means the season is nearly complete on giving us everything we could ask for.

Seriously, Paula needs to start sleeping with every guy so that she actually does something for Emily this season.

Johnny Bananas can still bring it.

Marlon/Jordan little better than I originally thought. With Derek/Robb gone I might want the Ty team gone before Marlon due to potential Marlon/Knight battle.

Preston sucks but at least seems to be able to talk unlike Derek who couldn't help Robb out at all. Robb has decent potential in the future. In reality the St. Thomas season seems to have some solid potential, Laura is fairly hot, Marie a psycho, Trey is doing well with Zach, hell even Swift might be able to do some damage, at least on the drama front.

Overall an extremely good episode. Got rid of a **** team. Setting up for more potential lulz later on.

I still hate Frank.

Yeah, he can't be both comfortable with his sexuality and at the same time lash out at people who point it out. So either he's grandstanding or lying. I guess you might say he wants to have his **** and eat it too.

Knight is an epic troll but Marlon is also a pretty big pussy who tends to avoid conflict, I don't really see this storyline going any further especially after they kind of made up at the end of the ep.

Aftershow mostly sucked and I didn't pay much attention and am annoyed that I was tricked into recording it, but the Sarah speech followed by everyone laughing at her was solid gold. I mean, she's right and everything but Bananas was also right about her audience not exactly being the target demographic for her pitch.

i don't know if i'd rather see ct in the hall brawl elimination or the light saber one. can you imagine him wrecking someone with that sucker. that'd be some A+++++ tv

also thinking about preston coming out of the gates twirling the **** outta the thing still makes me laugh. so perfect

Marlon is definitely on that list of people his pastor father isn't feelin' right now

Eh, could be cool but I'd hate seeing CT in any elimination challenge that A) involves as much luck as that one, and B) doesn't give an edge to brute strength.

I want to see him pick another dude up on his back and walk like a cyborg to the finish line. Or the log one where the two players simply push the pole past a line.

This one certainly isn't close to the worst elimination challenge but I didn't really care for it. Think it would be better with the competitors being able to see and making it Bo7 or something.

not feelin you right now with this comment 'bus

severely disappointed that you think there's any sort of question between watching CT hit someone with a stick vs. watching him explode on another human being (have you seen your gif?)