Roylee with the elite strat. "Get as much water as possible so that when I go, there's more water on the barrel."

LOOOOOL BANANAS WITH THE ZACH BURN

Is nanys cousin wearing blue eye contacts?

Cohutta feels like he's running at an incredible rate harry

These people are ****ed

Assuming that was a 2 hour challenge edited down to 6 minutes

free is for her

Solid premiere. Taste for blood now. Watching duel 2 now. CT.

Love that everyone learns they are playing for over 6 figures and immediately drinks and parties until the sun comes up

*THIS IS SEPARATE FROM THE $100 RANDOM POOL*

I ran with my idea early, and made a more robust point ranking system, changed the values of a few things(penalizing losing, and being second worst, like nicole/nany). Even went through and counted COMMENTARY, which I may regret week to week.


POWER RANKINGS - EPISODE 1




Current System, if people have more ideas let me know:

Commentary = 1 point per (Only do ones that show their name in the studio)
Winning a challenge = 20
Runner Up = 10 (If TEEEJ says it was really close, etc.)
Losing Challenge = -20
Runner Up Loser = -10
Voted into Pit = -10
Winning Dome = +10
Losing Dome = -10
Rest are currently capped at once per ep
Crying = -5
Making someone cry = +10
Sexual = +5 (kiss+, can be heavily implied aka Tony/Christina)
Confrontation = +5 (Winners here were Tony/Shane/Corey/Nicole)
Destruction = +5 (Didnt count the tony/shane thing with the wall plates or whatever)
Nudity = +5


Open to suggestions if I am under/over valuing or need to add something. I plan on adding a per ep average later on to account for people having shorter time on the show.

Kelly Annes cousin or whatever only had one commentary, and that was to introduce the team. Dude is taking Ls

CHALLENGE brought the lols and drama and hot grills as usual but still not SOLD on the format. honestly what rustles me the most is that the show is only like 30% CHALLENGERS

we will see

Just finished

Tony pledging allegiance to his gf, and telling a girl ten minutes later that he's going to bang her is gold, and likely landed him a multi-year contract with challenge.

Roylee is like Revis, very solid player, then realize you have Mark Sanchez on your team

Overall this is a season with real potential

On the whole I find the CHALLENGE commentary much more informed than the football commentary around here.

I think the loss of Christina is unfortunate, even if the loss of her sister is not at all unfortunate.

No surprise that Tony & Cory are doing Tony & Cory things.

Don't think this is going to be an elite season, but Challenge is always worth watching.

lol. The good old "put down the chick way hotter than I'll ever bang" strategy. Let me know how that works out for you. I can appreciate if those two weren't everyone's ideal, but the way you've described them is the beta male player hating equivalent of the "omg she needs to eat a cheeseburger" totes jelly frumpy broad.

On the other hand, here are some very good posts:

Also,

- I enjoyed their first "night" there, where they drank until like...noon the next day?

- was on the fence about which team I wanted to win the elimination. Neither is destined to last long. Jenna does nothing for me but there is something weirdly attractive about her relative that I wish to continue investigating. On the other hand, as has someone already noted losing a decent-looking slutty regularly intoxicated chick is always going to be a loss for us all.

- for the first time this century there may be a decline in the volume of ******ed tattoos by CHALLENGE participants. Conversely, there is a noticeable uptick in ******ed noserings, but that can be undone in about five seconds. In a related matter, Aneesa may be the only woman I've ever seen whose tattoos make her less ugly. I doubt that's why she got them though.

- against all logic I still find Nany hot. She's clearly not fit like Emily or Laurel, she's a lush, a spaz, never says anything particularly funny and tends to spout cliche in huge volume every time there is some kind of conflict. Yet I still want to **** the **** out of her. That said, her cousin saying they were the hottest team or whatever was a little presumptuous. Particularly since the top half of her face looks weird, almost computerized. Goofy ass eyelashes, color contacts, sculpted eyebrows. Maybe she shouldn't be the one judging looks. Less is more, Rihanna Jr.

- Kellyanne: I don't want to see her wrestle but I'd love to see her box.

- the challenge was great. Low tech but competitive. Lots of lulz, but none greater than the chick WHO CLIMBED TO THE TOP OF THE HILL WITHOUT HER BUCKET. Not really sure why people just so willingly went along with CM's strategy at their own potential expense with their hard-earned water. Other than keeping her own ass out of the elimination via nomination from Bananas I'm not sure what the idea was anyway: rookies are almost always thrown in early and Cohutta wasn't gonna risk his wrath by voting Bananas in there. Perhaps there is something I'm missing. There often is.

Always about the sex but I'll bite. You are right, I have straight gone balls deep into some complete uggos. Ones you wake up to the next morning and the only reason you don't vomit all over them is because you gave the toilet all you had the night before. But the sober uggo has gotten their fair share of love too, I cannot lie. I've also ****ed a reasonable number of upper echelon females, which isn't hard to stumble into eventually unless you're a turtle. Hell I even ****ed a guys finer than hell milf wife once because he asked me to while he was out of town. And then there's the fat mom who I used to fool around with that helped me earned my red wings. Her kids were asleep in their rooms. Not one of my finer moments but those were the good ol days.

Good post or bad post tuq? I must know!

Well the point is that if you truly believe those two are ugly you're either blind, deluded, or were possibly using hyperbole. Responding with a rundown of all the fat broads you've nailed isn't really on topic, but good for you I suppose.

Deluded maybe but they still aren't remotely attractive. It's a difference of opinion, fair enough.

****. Tuck post less whatever but at least continue to challenge. Excellent

Kelly Anne's body is banging. That scene where she was teaching that girl how to twerk...damn. Glad Dario getting with her but definitely did not see that coming. Rooting for Dario and his twin though.

Bananas and his juice head cousin were dominating that hill challenge. They are the clear favourites.

Corey and his cousin are legit the garbage men of the house hooking up with the biggest grenades. I always thought that Aneesa was a lesbian, so I was definitely surprised.

Christina was fun didn't wanna see her go.

Cannot wait to see the look on Bananas face when CT, Zach, and Abram Coke into the house. Not sure how that will happen, but definitely looks promising.

Lastly, I've always wanted to bang Nany. Idunno what it is about her...

Oh ya and Tony...where do you even begin.

Gotta be hard to convince your girl back home that you will stay faithful when you cheat on the FIRST DAY of the show.

Madison isn't the brightest. There is a non-zero percent chance he can convince her that nothing happened and mtv was just trying to make it look like they were hooking up for drama.

I don't even know who can challenge Bananas and his cousin. For them to lose it is gonna need to be to a puzzle or something like that.

Maybe 1 of the newer teams to come into the house. Abe hasn't done **** on the challenges in awhile though.

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