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09-01-2013 , 05:13 PM

NLSoldier

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I've had enough of people LOLing at RIVERMAN. The guy is clearly the GOAT.

His ability to say something and have the opposite thing happen is so uncanny it almost makes you have to consider that he is some kind of oracle. And it extends far beyond his "FREE MONEY" sports betting.

Just check out his body of work:

Joe Flacco jinx

Fire Norv Jinx

Alex Rodriguez Ban Jinx

Riverman has started 172 threads in SE and a ton of them have gone onto be huge (Joe Paterno), (Aaron Hernandez) and/or epic Vegas TR. (not SE but w/e)

And he brought us one of the funniest memes on 2p2:

Spoiler:

RIVERMAN 4 MOD

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09-01-2013 , 05:14 PM

NLSoldier

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lol meant to make this a reply in the LOL riverman thread. Mod feel free to move.

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09-01-2013 , 05:20 PM

TheTenderVigilante

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creates new thread titled "RIVERMAN Appreciation Thread"

"meant" to make it as a reply in another thread

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09-01-2013 , 05:22 PM

Franchise 60

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Terrible thread

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09-01-2013 , 05:23 PM

BAIDS

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those who lol riverman are, with a few notable exceptions, low quality forum contributors

i APPRECIATE riverman and i APPRECIATE this thread

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09-01-2013 , 05:23 PM

El Rata

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You can appreciate Riverman while still LOLing.

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09-01-2013 , 05:24 PM

fanerio

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also forgot to mention he isn't a lawyer

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09-01-2013 , 05:24 PM

NLSoldier

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Originally Posted by El Rata

You can appreciate Riverman while still LOLing.

I def do not disagree here.

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09-01-2013 , 05:24 PM

NLSoldier

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Originally Posted by fanerio

also forgot to mention he isn't a lawyer

There are def tons of RIVERMAN highlights I forgot. Please feel free to post your personal favorites!

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09-01-2013 , 05:26 PM

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Victor Cruz

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Originally Posted by TheTenderVigilante

creates new thread titled "RIVERMAN Appreciation Thread"

"meant" to make it as a reply in another thread

Yeah lol

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09-01-2013 , 05:28 PM

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#teamriverman

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09-01-2013 , 05:47 PM

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I like Riverman. Airplane shoe pics and his work in the Gerry B disaster thread were fantastic. Cheers, Riverman.

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09-01-2013 , 05:48 PM

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Ineedaride2

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I'm a riverfan.

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09-01-2013 , 10:35 PM

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Riverman

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joe flacco is ****ing horrible

i will be vindicated

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09-01-2013 , 10:58 PM

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Originally Posted by vaya

#teamriverman

pending of course his answering of the call of destiny

Last edited by vaya; 09-01-2013 at 11:00 PM. Reason: son i am dissapoint

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09-01-2013 , 11:13 PM

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Empire Man

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Originally Posted by Franchise 60

Terrible thread

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09-01-2013 , 11:15 PM

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I am on team riverman, at least until he deprives us of a wifer ass shot

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09-02-2013 , 12:34 AM

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NLSoldier

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dammit

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09-02-2013 , 12:39 AM

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Originally Posted by NLSoldier

There are def tons of RIVERMAN highlights I forgot. Please feel free to post your personal favorites!

Lying about his SAT scores and Quitting mid survivor are a few gems that come to mind.

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09-02-2013 , 02:37 AM

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Originally Posted by NLSoldier

dammit

Your thread was the equivalent of a "Riverman is FREE MONEY" post

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09-02-2013 , 02:41 AM

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Originally Posted by nath

Your thread was the equivalent of a "Riverman is FREE MONEY" post

all the more proof of his powers imo

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09-02-2013 , 02:55 AM

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Phildo

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lock thread, ban op

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09-10-2013 , 08:37 PM

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NLSoldier

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BUMP for riverman beasting in the Chip Kelly appreciation thread, which was of course yet another genius creation of his.

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09-10-2013 , 08:39 PM

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**** this thread

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09-10-2013 , 08:43 PM

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NLS,

Thumbsup!

I seriously dont get many of the same people who have been bitching about NFL coaches for years instantly hating on Chip Kelly for doing exactly what they have been asking coaches to do. 2+2 loves to hate.

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