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07-16-2012 , 12:30 AM
Now someone do the Gettysburg address. Just change the intro to "Four score and 5 years ago"...and relate it to Paterno's birth.
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07-16-2012 , 12:42 AM
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Originally Posted by Empire Man
Twas the night before game day, and all the bdidds
in the bleachers were cheering the rapers of kids.
The lechers, the lawyers, the Board of Trustees,
in showers upstanding while down on their knees.

On Fondler! On Groper! On Blinded and Scum!
On Boner! On Donor! On Spineless Alum!
To the top of the polls we will slither and crawl!
Cash away! Cash away! Cash away all!

"But don't punish the players, don't stain the whole brand!
Paterno just followed the chain of command!
We're only mad because you're so irate:
You haters are jealous cause We are Penn State!"

The walls of the valley still ring with the litany
of leaders and liars and lions of Nittany.
They don't blink in the violence of nuclear reasons,
but they'll sink in the silence of six-and-six seasons.
bdidd is now famous.
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07-16-2012 , 12:51 AM
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Originally Posted by Empire Man
Twas the night before game day, and all the bdidds
in the bleachers were cheering the rapers of kids.
The lechers, the lawyers, the Board of Trustees,
in showers upstanding while down on their knees.

On Fondler! On Groper! On Blinded and Scum!
On Boner! On Donor! On Spineless Alum!
To the top of the polls we will slither and crawl!
Cash away! Cash away! Cash away all!

"But don't punish the players, don't stain the whole brand!
Paterno just followed the chain of command!
We're only mad because you're so irate:
You haters are jealous cause We are Penn State!"

The walls of the valley still ring with the litany
of leaders and liars and lions of Nittany.
They don't blink in the violence of nuclear reasons,
but they'll sink in the silence of six-and-six seasons.
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07-16-2012 , 01:00 AM
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Originally Posted by eobmtns
Resolved: President Obama should order the Commandant of the U.S. Naval Academy to nuke Penn State from orbit.

You can view and sign the petition here:

http://wh.gov/c4xv

If this petition gets 25,000 signatures by August 14, 2012, the White House will review it and respond!

(If you don't agree, I'm cool with that. Don't flame me, just don't sign the petition.)
FYP(etition)
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07-16-2012 , 01:00 AM
Seriously nice work EM. An undertitle or some sore of fancy color is in order imo. Bravo!
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07-16-2012 , 01:01 AM
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Originally Posted by mjw0586
Moeller also assaulted several people (including a cop), but the point still stands.
The Michigan thing with Gary Moeller was also a public incident. It was already a scandal when he was fired; it's not like the incident could be covered up so no one would know about it.
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07-16-2012 , 01:07 AM
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Originally Posted by Empire Man
Twas the night before game day, and all the bdidds
in the bleachers were cheering the rapers of kids.
The lechers, the lawyers, the Board of Trustees,
in showers upstanding while down on their knees.

On Fondler! On Groper! On Blinded and Scum!
On Boner! On Donor! On Spineless Alum!
To the top of the polls we will slither and crawl!
Cash away! Cash away! Cash away all!

"But don't punish the players, don't stain the whole brand!
Paterno just followed the chain of command!
We're only mad because you're so irate:
You haters are jealous cause We are Penn State!"

The walls of the valley still ring with the litany
of leaders and liars and lions of Nittany.
They don't blink in the violence of nuclear reasons,
but they'll sink in the silence of six-and-six seasons.
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07-16-2012 , 02:26 AM
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Originally Posted by Empire Man
"But don't punish the players, don't stain the whole brand!
Paterno just followed the chain of command!
We're only mad because you're so irate:
You haters are jealous cause We are Penn State!"
It was all great, but this part right here is just utter perfection.
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07-16-2012 , 02:51 AM
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Originally Posted by ikestoys
Otoh, nd had that girl kill herself after accusing an nd player of sexual assault and crist played with short term memory loss but no 'concussion'
To date I had only heard that from Buckeyes.
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07-16-2012 , 02:56 AM
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They don't blink in the violence of nuclear reasons,
but they'll sink in the silence of six-and-six seasons.
this is just fantastic
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07-16-2012 , 03:24 AM
People say POTY a lot but that rhyme would seriously be in contention for 2012.

Last edited by A-Rod's Cousin; 07-16-2012 at 03:42 AM. Reason: Ahh, nice to see jmill already nominated it.
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07-16-2012 , 03:43 AM
id say post of the millennium but that's just me
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07-16-2012 , 07:47 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Empire Man
Twas the night before game day, and all the bdidds
in the bleachers were cheering the rapers of kids.
The lechers, the lawyers, the Board of Trustees,
in showers upstanding while down on their knees.

On Fondler! On Groper! On Blinded and Scum!
On Boner! On Donor! On Spineless Alum!
To the top of the polls we will slither and crawl!
Cash away! Cash away! Cash away all!

"But don't punish the players, don't stain the whole brand!
Paterno just followed the chain of command!
We're only mad because you're so irate:
You haters are jealous cause We are Penn State!"

The walls of the valley still ring with the litany
of leaders and liars and lions of Nittany.
They don't blink in the violence of nuclear reasons,
but they'll sink in the silence of six-and-six seasons.
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07-16-2012 , 08:15 AM
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Originally Posted by Super U. Bob
Not new. I'm SuperUberBob. Got over 10K posts on 2p2.

I forgot my password and what e-mail address I registered under so I can't get my password back.
http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/55...-post-1198491/
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07-16-2012 , 08:23 AM
Penn St strikes back Empire Man

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wRXxJq5uK0

Empire Man furiously searching for the right emoticon
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07-16-2012 , 09:58 AM
The paterno family doing their own review of the freeh report lulz...I wonder what they'll find!
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07-16-2012 , 10:11 AM
they'll find the Joe "we" know was at fault for putting the happiness of millions in front of the molesting + tons of free **** given to the kids. They'll also say he's the victim of subjective findings lacking in dozens of burdens of proof.. The evidence will be partially invalidated for having speculative possible framing material. Theyll keep the statue up to respect the dead citing the flaws of man applying to such a figure of important scale. Thank thr pord MichigAn doesnt have to deal with that media storm.

Last edited by Tumaterminator; 07-16-2012 at 10:30 AM.
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07-16-2012 , 10:16 AM
theres a unsubstantiated rumor below, that if the ncaa doesnt give penn st the death penalty, smu will be suing them

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All the guys paying jones and brown are ready to go to war over 25 yrs of lost revenue and booster support. These pedis get hung, or the NCAA is in for a real fight.
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07-16-2012 , 11:07 AM
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Originally Posted by loK2thabrain
The paterno family doing their own review of the freeh report lulz...I wonder what they'll find!
If they are doing thier own report, they'll be able to control the information that is released. (I assume anyway)

So I expect nothing but good things about Paterno. They just want to put enough doubt out there to salvage his reputation.

But yea it would be funny if what they find is 1000x worse than the Freeh Report. LOL.
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07-16-2012 , 12:26 PM
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Originally Posted by loK2thabrain
The paterno family doing their own review of the freeh report lulz...I wonder what they'll find!
-JoePa never knew nothing
-JoePa only met Sandusky once in 1975
-JoePa learned that men could rape men in 2011
-JoePa really has 600 wins

This "report" is just going to be an incestuous BJ to a dead guy.
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07-16-2012 , 12:44 PM
Some of the students they interview. "you have to feel sorry for the Paterno family and Penn State" No mention of the victims???

Death Penalty!
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07-16-2012 , 12:57 PM
never thought i'd say this, but stephen a smith had a vvv solid rant on first take this morning re: PSU and the death penalty just trashing the entire community, the fans, everyone
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07-16-2012 , 12:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Jack Bando
-JoePa never knew nothing
-JoePa only met Sandusky once in 1975
-JoePa learned that men could rape men in 2011
-JoePa really has 600 wins

This "report" is just going to be an incestuous BJ to a dead guy.
Nice metaphor.
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07-16-2012 , 01:10 PM
Bill James apparently defended JoePa while arguing with the scumbag Doug Goutlieb, wtf?

"The people who are responsible for it are the media. The media created this smokescreen behind which Sandusky operated, and then they're trying to blame Paterno."

Rethinking everything now. Crazy that baseball was revolutionized cuz a massive troll accidentally trolled with a correct analysis.
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07-16-2012 , 01:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Karak
never thought i'd say this, but stephen a smith had a vvv solid rant on first take this morning re: PSU and the death penalty just trashing the entire community, the fans, everyone
He originally said 5 years of no football.. But settled on two because he felt bad for hotel workers and stadium workers that would lose their jobs...

I'm one of the people that thinks they should definitely get 2 years of no football.. I also agreed with Stephen a smith, saying in no way does he believe only a few people knew about this..
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