Bravo IRM

I told his mom I wish I were dead
I also wished her boy gave head
She smacked my face - oh my, such hate!
Still own this town..WE ARE: PENN STATE!

I feel like if this thread doesn't evolve into a PHB vs. IRM rap battle we've all failed.

A gem from the 1st page.

lol'd

Alright stop: Collaborate - don't listen
Jerry's back with a brand new insertion
Someone grabbed a hold of me tightly
Oh how he likes poon daily and nightly

Will it ever stop? Yo, I don't know
Turn off the lights, and he grows
To the extreme, a c0ck I like in my manhole
Light up the stadium and wax that rump or that ***hole

Pants, take them off in my room
I'm giving you pain like I'm using a broom
Deadly, when you drop the soap in front of me
Anything less than the truth is a felony

Love it, believe it, you better gangbang
Let me hit the bull's eye'or your kid don't play
If this is a problem, Joe'll resolve it
Jerry's off the hook if the D.A. can't solve it.

God damn that song has like 3x that number of lyrics....

I didn't know this, that's BS. Jews gonna Jew (and I say this as a half jew)

A+ thread!

There once was a man named Joe
whose cult followers had to eat crow
to protect his reputation
he enabled child predation
that he was a scumbag all now know

we are

Wrong school there champ

Dr. Spaceman wins.

[sound of static]

[announcer]
Meet Jerry, sixty-eight years old.
Fed up with life and the way things are going,
he decides to rape a little boy.
But as he slid in, he has a sudden change of heart.
And suddenly, his conscience comes into play...

PHB,

Rape Rape Baby definitely the best effort ITT. legitimate LOLs

A+++++ work on the raps

couldnt think of anything

Aww, Noze beat me to Eminem.

Every time I try to tell him no
He won't let me ever let him go
I'm a child, all I gotta say
Sandusky got a hold of me

Thanks to this thread, might be the first day in memory I can actually say "Man, I waited too long to get on the Internet today."

Speaking of posts early ITT that crack me up, this should have been a contender for SE POTY 2011

Just waking up in the morning gotta thank JoePa
I don't know but today seems kinda odd
No barking from the dogs, no smog
And Dottie cooked a breakfast with no hog

I got my grub on, but didn't pig out
Finally got a call from a ten year old boy I wanna dig out
Hooked it up on later as I hit the do'
Thinking will I rape another twenty-fo'

I gotta go cause I got me a rape van
And if I close the drapes, I can make a boy a man
Had to stop at a red light
Looking in my mirror not a CPS worker in sight
And everything is alright
I got a beep from Dougie and he can **** all night

Called up the Second Mile and I'm askin y'all
Which pool, are y'all playin tickle monster?
Get me in the shower and I'm trouble
Last week ****ed around and...well, that's it
Freaking boys everyway like M.J.
I can't believe, today was a good day

Jerry usually starts when they're seven
Sometimes it's not 'til they're nine
He usually quits when they're eleven
He's stickin' his dick in - feelin' fine

They've been dancing with Rusty Trombone
He's been boot-knockin'
He won't leave them aloooone
No, no, he won't leave them alone

Now he gets it up almost never
He used to get it up all the time
But that old man, he's a real kiddie-****er
Gonna kick him on down the line

Back to the howling young child in the basement,
Hunting the horny kid's woes,
Oh I've finally decided my future lies,
Beyond the child dick road.

Jerry Sandusky:
It was a clear blue day, a clear yellow sun
Big Jerr was on the campus looking for some fun
So I picked up a troubled lad from Second Mile
Took him inside to wrestle for a while.

Joe Paterno:
Just hit the east side of Happy Valley
On a mission trying to find Mr. Sandusky
See a carful of boys but they're too old for he
Maybe the showers is where he'll be?

Jerry Sandusky:
So I go to Lasch, with Victim 1 (named Louis)
We wrestle for a while then I say "lets do this"
We jump in the water, we lather up,
I enter his booty and I say "I'm stuck".

Joe Paterno:
See McQueary peepin me, I'ma glide and swerve
His hair's so red, he's such a nerd.
He starts telling me about some slaps he heard,
So I head to the locker room to observe

Jerry Sandusky:
I'm freaking out, my dick's stuck in this kid,
If someone walks in I'll get a slap on the wrist,
If I had lube I could thrust, where'd that soap go?
Then I glance at the door and I see my homie Joe

Joe Paterno:
A 12 year old at his hip, and a dick in his hole
I'm watching Jerry penetrate (no ho-mo)
The boy's crying and yelling "help me coach"
But that's a subject that Joe Pa will not broach.


I'm gonna stop there....

REGULATORSSSSSSSS

Mount up