Other than iwreckshop, who are the BAD SE p0sters?
09-17-2013
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Believe me when I tell you, I'd give anything if THAT would do it for me. If I could take a pill that would make me gay I would take it in a nanosecond. Being a degenerate sports bettor and playing poker all the time just doesn't look good on the resume as far as picking up chicks.
09-17-2013
, 02:56 AM
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This is probably not very well thought out (obv being bisexual is the optimal way to go if one could choose), but being 35 and looking back at the massive trail of tears of all my failed relationships, one major theme sticks out: I've had near zero in common with every chick I've ever been around. And it's largely my own fault I suspect. I'm not very well rounded and I just don't relate well with woman at all. So I figure if I were gay, I'd have a better chance. Since socially speaking I do better around guys, and I assume more gay guys are into sports/poker than woman, so it would seem like a +EV move to take the "gay" pill.
Funny thing, I just got back from meeting a girl from Craigslist. We talked for close to a couple hours. She was pretty, and I think she may even be into me, but it was SO EXHAUSTING talking to her! I don't care about anything she has to say, I don't care about the troubles at her job, or what she bought at the mall today, or how much of a sweat she works up in her zumba classes! But yeah I would definitely **** her tho. Either way, it was so ****ing boring, and being fake-nice is so ****ing hard now a days (it wasn't this hard in my 20's).
I was so relieved when it was all over and we parted ways. That's basically the feeling I get when I'm around any woman including all my past girlfriends. I don't generally feel that way around guys. And I've hung out with my fair share of gay guys too, and they're usually way cooler than the average woman also.
So yeah, I think being gay would be better. Other evidence suggesting this would be the case: I have a gay buddy who is not good looking at all (met him through playing poker!), but he is constantly hooking up with other hot guys using that grindr app. So much less bull**** being gay. Seems like a nice life.
Funny thing, I just got back from meeting a girl from Craigslist. We talked for close to a couple hours. She was pretty, and I think she may even be into me, but it was SO EXHAUSTING talking to her! I don't care about anything she has to say, I don't care about the troubles at her job, or what she bought at the mall today, or how much of a sweat she works up in her zumba classes! But yeah I would definitely **** her tho. Either way, it was so ****ing boring, and being fake-nice is so ****ing hard now a days (it wasn't this hard in my 20's).
I was so relieved when it was all over and we parted ways. That's basically the feeling I get when I'm around any woman including all my past girlfriends. I don't generally feel that way around guys. And I've hung out with my fair share of gay guys too, and they're usually way cooler than the average woman also.
So yeah, I think being gay would be better. Other evidence suggesting this would be the case: I have a gay buddy who is not good looking at all (met him through playing poker!), but he is constantly hooking up with other hot guys using that grindr app. So much less bull**** being gay. Seems like a nice life.
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09-18-2013
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Funny thing, I just got back from meeting a girl from Craigslist. We talked for close to a couple hours. She was pretty, and I think she may even be into me, but it was SO EXHAUSTING talking to her! I don't care about anything she has to say, I don't care about the troubles at her job, or what she bought at the mall today, or how much of a sweat she works up in her zumba classes! But yeah I would definitely **** her tho. Either way, it was so ****ing boring, and being fake-nice is so ****ing hard now a days (it wasn't this hard in my 20's).
I was so relieved when it was all over and we parted ways. That's basically the feeling I get when I'm around any woman including all my past girlfriends. I don't generally feel that way around guys. And I've hung out with my fair share of gay guys too, and they're usually way cooler than the average woman also.
Funny thing, I just got back from meeting a girl from Craigslist. We talked for close to a couple hours. She was pretty, and I think she may even be into me, but it was SO EXHAUSTING talking to her! I don't care about anything she has to say, I don't care about the troubles at her job, or what she bought at the mall today, or how much of a sweat she works up in her zumba classes! But yeah I would definitely **** her tho. Either way, it was so ****ing boring, and being fake-nice is so ****ing hard now a days (it wasn't this hard in my 20's).
I was so relieved when it was all over and we parted ways. That's basically the feeling I get when I'm around any woman including all my past girlfriends. I don't generally feel that way around guys. And I've hung out with my fair share of gay guys too, and they're usually way cooler than the average woman also.
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On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.
