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04-20-2025 , 03:38 PM
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Let’s gooo, Habs! Fire it up like McLovin walking into that bar with full confidence and one fake ID—except this time, it's real, and it's Demidov. Boom! Back of the net.

Captain Suzuki?
More clutch than Fogell in a vest. You want calm under pressure? That’s “McLovin” calm.

Third period?
Let’s be honest, we’re gonna “grab some alcohol, sneak into the party, and crush it.” Just like we’re gonna crush the Caps.

So fire up the Bell Centre, break out the St-Viateur bagels, and let’s roll—

Let’s go Habs! Y’know what I’m talkin’ about, BECAAAUSE I look like a motherf*ing hockey player!!**
Montreal Canadians!?
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04-20-2025 , 03:51 PM
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Montreal Canadians!?
Canadiens
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04-20-2025 , 03:57 PM
Solid first
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04-20-2025 , 04:15 PM
Good Morning.


Andersen, is he 100yo?

1989, merely a child.

Some Devil pushes a Hurricane down to the ice, "Solid defensive play!" You know if Stanley did that it would be straight to the box.

Last edited by Hammerhands; 04-20-2025 at 04:24 PM.
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04-20-2025 , 04:34 PM
Easiest $ I have made in ages. Markstrom +25.5 saves at -120

With how Carolina plays how come I didn't bet my whole bankroll on it?
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04-20-2025 , 05:31 PM
Game 1 Freddie
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04-20-2025 , 05:44 PM
Nice start to the postseason.
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04-20-2025 , 06:01 PM
my nephew who made a perfect bracket last year has the capitols beating the jets in the finals
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04-20-2025 , 06:30 PM
3 for 3, looking good for my guesses above.
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04-20-2025 , 07:02 PM
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Originally Posted by philurivey
3 for 3, looking good for my guesses above.
The Sens are going to beat the Leafs in the playoffs the same way Phil Ivey dismantles overconfident amateurs at the poker table — by playing the long game, reading every tell, and capitalizing on mistakes.

Toronto? They're the flashy guy at the table, all-in with top pair, thinking they’ve already won. The Sens? Cool, quiet, calculating — like Ivey slow-playing pocket aces, just waiting for the right moment to strike. Ottawa reads momentum shifts like Ivey reads a nervous twitch. They don’t need the best hand every time — just the best timing and the ability to exploit every sloppy Leafs turnover, every panicked breakout, every "here we go again" look from the Toronto bench.

The Leafs bluff with history from the 60s era. The Sens counter with edge, youth, and a chip on their shoulder. This isn’t just hockey — it’s psychological warfare. And when the chips are down, smart money’s on Ivey aka the Sens.

And this spring, Phil Ivey’s rocking a red, black, and gold jersey.
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04-20-2025 , 07:09 PM
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Originally Posted by housenuts
The Sens are going to beat the Leafs in the playoffs the same way Phil Ivey dismantles overconfident amateurs at the poker table — by playing the long game, reading every tell, and capitalizing on mistakes.

Toronto? They're the flashy guy at the table, all-in with top pair, thinking they’ve already won. The Sens? Cool, quiet, calculating — like Ivey slow-playing pocket aces, just waiting for the right moment to strike. Ottawa reads momentum shifts like Ivey reads a nervous twitch. They don’t need the best hand every time — just the best timing and the ability to exploit every sloppy Leafs turnover, every panicked breakout, every "here we go again" look from the Toronto bench.

The Leafs bluff with history from the 60s era. The Sens counter with edge, youth, and a chip on their shoulder. This isn’t just hockey — it’s psychological warfare. And when the chips are down, smart money’s on Ivey aka the Sens.

And this spring, Phil Ivey’s rocking a red, black, and gold jersey.
hehe

Let's gooooooo
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04-20-2025 , 07:25 PM
A hole in one theory.
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04-20-2025 , 07:26 PM
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

YA BABY!!!
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04-20-2025 , 07:36 PM
MITCH MARNER EVERYONE! WEEEEEEEEEEE
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04-20-2025 , 07:43 PM
boooooo

knew too many rebounds were happening
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04-20-2025 , 07:56 PM
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Canadiens
Canadiennes

Last edited by GusJohnsonGOAT; 04-20-2025 at 07:57 PM. Reason: Oh lol, didn't realize there was a women's team actually named this
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04-20-2025 , 08:04 PM
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Canadiennes
Victoire is the current fem team
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04-20-2025 , 08:14 PM
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Victoire is the current fem team
Probably because the English pronunciation doesn't really discern the difference between the two.
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04-20-2025 , 08:15 PM
YAY!!! LET'S GOOOOOOOO
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04-20-2025 , 08:20 PM
How will Toronto choke this game?
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04-20-2025 , 08:25 PM
WOOOHOOO
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04-20-2025 , 08:25 PM
rigged
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04-20-2025 , 08:28 PM
It's bedlam in Toronto! So ESPN says,lol
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04-20-2025 , 08:35 PM
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It's bedlam in Toronto! So ESPN says,lol
McLeafin walks in the 2p2 classroom and says
"Whats up Gangstas!?"
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04-20-2025 , 08:38 PM
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McLeafin walks in the 2p2 classroom and says
"Whats up Gangstas!?"
Mcleafin! We Mcleafin pretty good tonight!
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