NHL Playoffs: Vancouver Dragonslayers vs SMASHVILLE Sex Predators
View Poll Results: Who wins this series?
SERGEI!!! (Sir Gay, Sex Pred? Not that there's anything wrong with that...actually, yes there is, it's a serious crime people! THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!)
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05-10-2011
, 01:47 AM
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lol, the Canuck hater$ at CBC blaming the refs for the Sex Preds losing the game tonight. Tootoo didn't embellish the interference, Burrows did embellish the punch in the face at the end. the Sex Preds who couldn't buy a goal obviously should have won. gotcha!
can't wait to see these a-holes blow SJ/Det over the Canadian team in the next round.
can't wait to see these a-holes blow SJ/Det over the Canadian team in the next round.
05-10-2011
, 02:40 AM
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, 02:51 AM
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, 04:22 AM
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, 07:25 AM
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, 12:21 PM
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, 12:58 PM
05-10-2011
, 02:32 PM
O/U on the number of jokes that Geddy can make about this video?:
(probably start with the music)
http://video.canucks.nhl.com/videoce...=804&id=113794
and Bieksa's top-20 quotes:
1. On Ryan Kesler’s clothing line: “Proceeds go to a translator for Alex Burrows.”
2. On dealing blackjack at the annual Dice & Ice fundraiser: “I don’t think anybody left my table sober so I consider that a victory.”
3. On the difference between Roberto Luongo and Markus Naslund as captains: “Roberto’s a goalie, Markus is a winger.”
4. On how a new captain is chosen: “There’s a secret society that just comes and picks somebody randomly.” –
5. On Ryan Kesler’s crooked pinky: “Some sort of birth defect I think. I think that’s what Americans do when you steal something at a young age, they break your pinky finger.”
6. On his postgame ritual: “After the game I do a little bike ride, lift some weights and work on the biceps, go home and trim the chest, then go for a run on the seawall.”
7. On Joel Quenneville’s Moustache: “Very intimidating. Our coach is very clean shaven and we have to skate by that duster all the time.”
8. On letting Alex Edler monitor the dressing room clock: “He gets this now. He’ll get comfortable with it and next year maybe he can mix in the secret handshake.”
9. On the Canucks’ many redheads: “It seems like that’s what they’re targeting in the summer. It’s not really who’s best for our team, it’s who’s got red hair.”
10. On Alex Burrows: “He lightens up the room. Sometimes we laugh when he’s not even trying to tell a joke.”
11. On his ringtone: “I’m not like Kesler, who has the rap music or Burrows, who has the Celine Dion. Mine is pretty standard.”
12. On skirting a question: “I’m actually running for Mayor of Grimsby so I’ve got to be politically correct with everything I say.”
13. On potentially playing in Montreal: “I’m 6 inches too tall to be signed right now.”
14. On his degree in Finance: “I don’t think we have the smartest team in the league. We’ve got guys like Hordichuk and Burrows who I think can use a little advice.”
15. On ex-teammate Matt Cooke: “I was happy for Cookie when he won the cup. He barely got it over his head though. I don’t know if he’s hurt or not hitting the gym as much.”
16. On Roberto Luongo going down after taking a high shot in practice: “There’s no referee, I don’t know why he was trying to draw a penalty.”
17. On John Scott: “If a 6-foot-8 guy who can’t skate asks to fight, you say no, then skate around him and score a goal.”
18. On John Scott, again: “I was told when I was a rookie and a guy who wasn’t playing much to not bother the regulars. That’s the advice he should take.”
19. On Pekka Rinne, in response to Farhan Lalji asking how good he is: “As good as your haircut.”
20. On Dustin Byfuglien’s net presence: “It’s hard to move 275 pounds of loose meat.”
Link
you were apparently at a game in Hamilton, so likely missed what i was referring to, which was the post-game show with Maclean (who hates the Canucks) & Marouelli (who seems to as well, i mean all the refs do, amirite?). we've talked about Hughson before, but again he's outnumbered during the game by Simpson & Healy.
it's just odd, because i think back to when Edmonton, Calgary, & Ottawa went on their runs in recent years, and everyone seemed to be on board with the whole "hey let's be partial towards the Canadian team, rather than against an intentionally antagonize our audience" thing. TSN doesn't operate like this, it's just weird from CBC. but i guess the Canucks are the most unlikeable team OAT or whatever.
not so fast, my friend!
expansion cousins, bro.
butnahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
DUCY?
(probably start with the music)
http://video.canucks.nhl.com/videoce...=804&id=113794
and Bieksa's top-20 quotes:
1. On Ryan Kesler’s clothing line: “Proceeds go to a translator for Alex Burrows.”
2. On dealing blackjack at the annual Dice & Ice fundraiser: “I don’t think anybody left my table sober so I consider that a victory.”
3. On the difference between Roberto Luongo and Markus Naslund as captains: “Roberto’s a goalie, Markus is a winger.”
4. On how a new captain is chosen: “There’s a secret society that just comes and picks somebody randomly.” –
5. On Ryan Kesler’s crooked pinky: “Some sort of birth defect I think. I think that’s what Americans do when you steal something at a young age, they break your pinky finger.”
6. On his postgame ritual: “After the game I do a little bike ride, lift some weights and work on the biceps, go home and trim the chest, then go for a run on the seawall.”
7. On Joel Quenneville’s Moustache: “Very intimidating. Our coach is very clean shaven and we have to skate by that duster all the time.”
8. On letting Alex Edler monitor the dressing room clock: “He gets this now. He’ll get comfortable with it and next year maybe he can mix in the secret handshake.”
9. On the Canucks’ many redheads: “It seems like that’s what they’re targeting in the summer. It’s not really who’s best for our team, it’s who’s got red hair.”
10. On Alex Burrows: “He lightens up the room. Sometimes we laugh when he’s not even trying to tell a joke.”
11. On his ringtone: “I’m not like Kesler, who has the rap music or Burrows, who has the Celine Dion. Mine is pretty standard.”
12. On skirting a question: “I’m actually running for Mayor of Grimsby so I’ve got to be politically correct with everything I say.”
13. On potentially playing in Montreal: “I’m 6 inches too tall to be signed right now.”
14. On his degree in Finance: “I don’t think we have the smartest team in the league. We’ve got guys like Hordichuk and Burrows who I think can use a little advice.”
15. On ex-teammate Matt Cooke: “I was happy for Cookie when he won the cup. He barely got it over his head though. I don’t know if he’s hurt or not hitting the gym as much.”
16. On Roberto Luongo going down after taking a high shot in practice: “There’s no referee, I don’t know why he was trying to draw a penalty.”
17. On John Scott: “If a 6-foot-8 guy who can’t skate asks to fight, you say no, then skate around him and score a goal.”
18. On John Scott, again: “I was told when I was a rookie and a guy who wasn’t playing much to not bother the regulars. That’s the advice he should take.”
19. On Pekka Rinne, in response to Farhan Lalji asking how good he is: “As good as your haircut.”
20. On Dustin Byfuglien’s net presence: “It’s hard to move 275 pounds of loose meat.”
Link
you were apparently at a game in Hamilton, so likely missed what i was referring to, which was the post-game show with Maclean (who hates the Canucks) & Marouelli (who seems to as well, i mean all the refs do, amirite?). we've talked about Hughson before, but again he's outnumbered during the game by Simpson & Healy.
it's just odd, because i think back to when Edmonton, Calgary, & Ottawa went on their runs in recent years, and everyone seemed to be on board with the whole "hey let's be partial towards the Canadian team, rather than against an intentionally antagonize our audience" thing. TSN doesn't operate like this, it's just weird from CBC. but i guess the Canucks are the most unlikeable team OAT or whatever.
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Two much maligned organizations. I'll probably be rooting for them over whoever comes out of the East.
expansion cousins, bro.
DUCY?
Spoiler:
05-10-2011
, 02:51 PM
05-10-2011
, 02:53 PM
05-10-2011
, 06:37 PM
I saw on the NHL Network last night that he's skating again and he said he feels good and should be ready for game 1.
Spoiler:
05-10-2011
, 07:04 PM
05-11-2011
, 04:38 PM
05-11-2011
, 05:58 PM
