I hope you guys drink up and STRAP IN for a really, really exciting day of SANCHIZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEE, followed by the 9-1 Panthers against the fighting JERRAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHS, followed by the main event: GODGERS vs. CUTLAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHH.

GET READY. GET HYPE.

Game 1: EAGLES vs. LIONS

THE BRAINTRUST:



THE LIONS:



This game is gonna suck, which means it's must-watch. I got the Lions somehow actually winning on Thanksgiving, mostly because the schadenfreude is superior if we get to LOL at CHIZE and CHIPSHOT. Honestly, laughing at the Lions is like laughing at one of ARC's jokes.

Game 2: PANTHERS vs. COWBOYS

The Cowboys are - apparently - favored in this game. LOL at that.

This photogenic gentleman:



is going to wreck the Cowboys, who suck and should not be favored in this game.

This *******:



is an *******. He plays for this *******:



who is also kind of an *******.

Root for ELTBUS and the PANTHER. . .

Wait . . .

who the hell is ELTBUS?

Game 3: BEARS vs. PACKERS


vs.



CUTLAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

In case you were wondering, CUTLAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH is 1-12 vs. the Packers. The Packers will win this game.

Someone post some cheerleaders.

CAM 4 MVP

IN

but where is vince wilfork

Fully aboard the CAM train

scheduling very well done, the aids game is when I can't watch /csb

Brett Favre is finally getting his jersey retired today.

I NEED to put some action in this morning game, but I don't really have any strong opinions. Any thoughts?

o47?

first time watching nfl network pre-game. incredibly obnoxious.

O47 it is.

Solid OP

I got LIONS/PANTHERS/PACKERS for all the Swami points (and 1000 of your american dollars)

Pretty sure I'm in for one hell of a ride and most likely can go to bed after the Lions game knowing my money is lost

Damn those are my picks

Iggles 23
Lions 20

Panthas 24
Lolboys 14

Bears 20
Packahs 41

I get chillbumps thinking of the possibility of Buttfumble II

FOOTBALL

I got lolions, panthas and packahs

brb now stuffing my face with fried turkey

So I almost never get to watch pre-game stuff, and in honor of thanksgiving I just want to give thanks for that. Would rather watch commercials

Chize vs Stafford huh?

o/u on lolz?

Is no. 2 chip still no. 2?

DO A BARREL ROLL

Not sure, but I want the over.

this referee stopping every play before snap is raising my blood pressure

lolions

ouch

Peters is hurt again. Awesome.

the large breasted one absolutely should not have signed demarco murray