Aldon Smith suspended for one year. Well, there's a surprise.

Who is Cmike?

One year? What did he do? Assault and threaten to kill 4 different women?

Christine Michael. Some meatball that people think is good but actually sucks ass

Ace sanders had his suspension lifted today. He's a shifty slot receiver. Massive long shot but if pats teach him to not be a moran seems like he might be really serviceable for the last x amount of games for essentially free. Also returns kicks

Charged with DUI, hit and run and vandalism. Plead not guilty and still hasn't gone to court.

Seems a little harsh.

Lol how the **** does the NFL wait til he plays 10 ****ing games before suspending him

Not his first or even second rodeo so it seems fine to me.

Probably 50/50 that he ever plays again due to the likelihood he'll do more dumb stuff while on suspension.

Homicide -300
Suicide -250
Battery -1000

Plays in the nfl +1000

Learns to read and write +75000

Papa John's was awesome back in the day when they were the only ones who delivered past midnight in San Diego. That said pizza sucks if you aren't piss drunk or really really high.

You guys should check out my player haters ball post about Peyton and papa johns

"Dolphins first-round rookie WR DeVante Parker has been watching old Louisville highlights to remind himself that he's good." per rotoworld

these stories always crack me up

lol what a horrible WR class compared to last year, especially in the first round. A lot of them got injured but wow. At least Stefon Diggs looks good! Second most rookie WR receptions and third in yards, behind Cooper and Diggs?

This years wr crop sucks ass. Next year should be solid tho

I want the Playoff Simulator NOW

Yeah I'm not buying it for a second but I'm probably overly skeptical about these things.

The media has been falling all over themselves to play the injury card on his behalf.

secretly been very good
Jay Cutler

secretly been bad
Gerald McCoy

Peyton's probably banged up a little but it's the standard go to when a QB sucks and the media will eat it up b/c it's peyton, ofc that wouldn't fly for a different race of QB. He's probably not banged up enough to not play if he had to or they didn't have a big lead in the division. They don't want him to get pummeled by mcphee this week. Could take the NE game off too since he's still a win or so away from that record.

cmike seems like another one of those "the problem is between the ears" guys.

While he hadn't had a ton of action yet, GB's Ty Montgomery looked good before he got hurt.

And wtf - Doug Flutie's parents died within an hour of each other today. Dad was sick in the hospital and had a heart attack. His mom then had a heart attack an hour later.

That's horrible.

yeah of course - I'm sure he is in general banged up. he's on record as not being able to feel his fingertips, he's at an age where you don't recover as quickly / he's been hit a ton, and this is the same time as last year when he went into decline probably bc his body can't just take the grind anymore. it just feels very convenient that he has this awful game and then the story leaks about how he is hurt now. a few people are saying "umm does this explain his horrible decision making?" but not many.

the most telling thing is Kubiak saying that he looked fine on Friday. ok, so then how the eff did he get hurt after that? and if he legit did get really hurt after that, that bodes really poorly and it's weird they're talking about him coming back next week.

my sense is they are just giving him a bye week to rest up and he'll play the Pats game, and then everyone will praise him for being a quick healer. if he is legit hurt, he's gonna be out longer than 1 week. so we'll see.

IMO (and others) they should bench him until the playoffs and just hope he can run hot and stay healthy for a few games. of course that's a weird thing to explain to your other QB and team, and then if he starts to play decent...hard to pull him

On the bright side, at least they only have to plan one, big funeral now.

Texans claim Brandon Weeden

Considering that they had been married for 56 years I would kinda think it would be better then one of them have to continue on. That would be very devastating for the surviving parent.

Yesssssssssssasees

Yeah this smells of bs....again. Peyton pulled this same stunt at the end of last season.

That was when after Peyton played horribly in a playoff game a report came out that he had a torn quad...so obviously he couldn't throw because of an injury.

The problem with that was that the report of the torn quad was released by Peyton's people NOT by the Broncos. The Broncos were taken a little unaware about the reported injury. There was some press that did report the oddity about the information not matching up with what the Broncos knew but most of the press of course totally bought into and made excuses for his terrible play.

Same thing happened this time. After the game all of a sudden there is this "NFL Sources" report about the torn plantar. But in Kubiak's presser right after the game he mentioned more about his ribs and just kinda mentioned in passing that he also had some foot soreness.

It's Peyton's M.O. Release to key press people some exaggerated injury and then hope that most of the press will excuse his ****ty performance.