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02-02-2023 , 01:26 PM
Hot take of the week.

The 49'ers will trade for Derek Carr
The Raiders will sign Jimmy G

The 49'ers and Raiders will both think they made an upgrade at QB by essentially swapping the same level of QB.
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02-02-2023 , 02:22 PM
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Originally Posted by StoppedRainingMen
I’m not much of a food truck guy but yesterday a taco truck was parked at work that my coworker swears by. So I was like sure why not

Good news: the tacos were outstanding

Bad news: I’ve had insanely violent diarrhea since 4 pm yesterday

Keep me in your prayers
Cool story bro. Can't wait foe the sequel-man eats burrito and pukes
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02-02-2023 , 07:45 PM
one CIN free agent decision has been made for them



my guess is they weren't going to try to resign him anyway

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Leadership and energy are not as much of an issue now and Mixon struggled to consistently make defenders miss. PFF graded him 57th out of 61 qualifying running backs in their elusivity stat. NextGen Stats ranked Mixon 27th in rushing yards over expected.

Installing a draft pick or even a veteran at a lower cost makes sense.
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02-02-2023 , 07:50 PM
Maybe they’ll take Zeke off our hands?
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02-02-2023 , 07:53 PM
shocking news about Mixon
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02-02-2023 , 07:58 PM
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Originally Posted by esad
Hot take of the week.

The 49'ers will trade for Derek Carr
The Raiders will sign Jimmy G

The 49'ers and Raiders will both think they made an upgrade at QB by essentially swapping the same level of QB.
insert tired spiderman pointing meme
this time with mascara
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02-02-2023 , 08:47 PM
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Originally Posted by marknfw
Maybe they’ll take Zeke off our hands?
What do you think someone would offer for him, realistically?
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02-02-2023 , 08:59 PM
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Originally Posted by REDeYeS00
insert tired spiderman pointing meme
this time with mascara
+30,000 SE Forum Points

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02-02-2023 , 09:06 PM
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Originally Posted by cokeboy99
What do you think someone would offer for him, realistically?
a McDonald's Happy Meal
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02-02-2023 , 09:08 PM


LOOOL GOAT
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02-02-2023 , 09:17 PM
i predict tony emo lands in dallas within five years
tries to cozy up with jerruh's daughter the evp
and ends up playing budget jack sparrow at her halloween fundraiser
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02-02-2023 , 09:38 PM
Twitter reports charges against Mixon will be dropped tomorrow. Police rushed to judgment, whatever that means.
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02-02-2023 , 09:42 PM
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Originally Posted by cokeboy99
Twitter reports charges against Mixon will be dropped tomorrow. Police rushed to judgment, whatever that means.
took the word of crazy chick?
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02-02-2023 , 09:48 PM
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Twitter reports charges against Mixon will be dropped tomorrow. Police rushed to judgment, whatever that means.
well if twitter (not the real world) is saying this...
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02-02-2023 , 09:59 PM
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Originally Posted by ntanygd760
took the word of crazy chick?
Or wrote their report in ink prior to the perp having a chance to make a financial offer to the victim?

Take your pick, and place your bets.
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02-02-2023 , 10:10 PM
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Originally Posted by natediggity
well if twitter (not the real world) is saying this...
I'm not sure how to link it but it was his agent saying the charges will be dropped, not just a random tweet.

Actually, i think this link works.

https://profootballtalk.nbcsports.co...ped-on-friday/
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02-02-2023 , 10:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Tom Ames
Or wrote their report in ink prior to the perp having a chance to make a financial offer to the victim?

Take your pick, and place your bets.
Likely a settlement took place in exchange for dropping the charges. Rumor has it she slapped him first, and a payoff of 6 figures is being discussed.
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02-02-2023 , 11:02 PM
Arrest warrant for Joe Burrow, allegedly pointed a gun at a woman. Lolnfl
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02-02-2023 , 11:08 PM
Clyde Burrow.
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02-03-2023 , 12:01 AM
Mixon to the Chiefs is almost too delicious to contemplate
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02-03-2023 , 08:48 AM
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Originally Posted by cokeboy99
What do you think someone would offer for him, realistically?
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Originally Posted by ligastar
a McDonald's Happy Meal
Nothing. We'd probably have to pay someone to take him. Although I just checked and the guaranteed portion of his contract is behind us, so maybe we could get a happy meal or 2.
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02-03-2023 , 10:25 AM
Update: I have defeated violent diarrhea

Never question the power of the human spirit
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02-03-2023 , 10:32 AM
Yesterday ESPN confirmed that McCarthy is taking over the play calling, per Jerrujh.

C'mon, mark, there's plenty of room in our tent.

Spoiler:
I mean, if there was any actual reason to cheer for GB, that is.
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02-03-2023 , 10:58 AM
If I were to defect, I think I'd probably join either Dom or suzzer. Sorry golddog, it will never be the pack. We'll see about the play calling when/if they hire an OC. I'm not sure if Mikey will be worse than Moore anyway. My main concern was for the defense if Dan Quinn got a head coaching gig. Looks like he's staying so we should be good for another season of One and Done in the playoffs. One bright spot is that next season it's our turn to win the division again, so we'll at least get a Home playoff game. Unless the Giants decide they want a turn, I guess.
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02-03-2023 , 11:03 AM
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