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Originally Posted by SirOsis
I just cant resist,
Unbelievable. The Portland Trail Blazers, THE cornerstone franchise of the NBA, showing such resilience and fortitude against these merry pranksters on the Phoenix Suns. How is Andre Miller scoring so well? He has touched the rim as often as my friend and the greatest musician of all time Jerry Garcia voted Republican! And Marcus Camby, where is this coming from? Seven foot five and grabbing every rebound, so old that he has mentored trees in the magnificent redwood forests of Northern California. Unbelievable. It’s 4:10am and I’m up, watering plants in my San Diego home, the sun will soon explode over the horizon and start another glorious day. The Pacific Ocean, oh my, a body of water like no other, the mist and the sage wisdom of millenniums of existence. Jerryd Bayless could possibly be the best shooting guard in the history of the NBA! As I stroll through my house with the grace and fluidity of TikTok from Wizard of Oz, I am reminded of the words of President Jack Ramsay, who, after a tough loss in Philadelphia, told us, “Let’s go guys. Let’s go.” These Blazers, people, are going all the way to another fantastic planet.
worth quoting again.
the best part is i didn't know what you were you doing at first, so i started off reading it normally. but about 4 sentences in i started subconsciously reading it in a bill walton voice. i paused for a moment while i contemplated what just happened, and went back and read the whole thing again in the proper voice. beautiful.
has no one created a bill walton gimmick yet? if it's done half as well as bill simmons, it could be very good.