Modern Era Athlete Reality TV Show Draft
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time to get my angle writeup in
Kurt Angle
Olympic Gold Medalist, world class dbag
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54QB-ePD7T8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RY2KT...eature=related
Team So Far
Ron Artest
Chad Ochocinco
Brock Lesnar
Kurt Angle
Kurt Angle
Olympic Gold Medalist, world class dbag
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54QB-ePD7T8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RY2KT...eature=related
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By the Olympics, Angle was able to compete, albeit with several pain-reducing injections in his neck.[5] The injury led to Angle's future claim of having won his Olympic gold medal "with a broken freakin' neck." In the fall of 2006, Angle stated that he temporarily became addicted to the analgesic Vicodin after injuring his neck.
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He then began feuding with Brock Lesnar, who had won the 2003 Royal Rumble match,[59] after Lesnar claimed to be the new top superstar on SmackDown!. The match between Lesnar and Angle going into WrestleMania XIX marked the first time in WWE history that two accomplished amateur wrestlers met in a ring. Angle dropped the WWE Championship in the main event of WrestleMania XIX to Lesnar.[60]
On April 11, 2003, Angle underwent neck surgery performed by Dr. Hai-Dong Jho to repair nerve and spinal damage, calcium buildup, bone spurs, and intervertebral disc problems. Rather than have Dr. Jho remove the afflicted discs and fuse his vertebrae together, Angle opted for a less conventional surgery where Jho removed only the spurs and selected portions of the discs. The alternative surgery reduced Angle's rehabilitation time from one year to three months.[61]
Angle returned as a face in June. Shortly after returning, Angle defeated Brock Lesnar and Big Show in a Triple Threat match at Vengeance to regain the WWE Championship. During this time, Lesnar seemed to become an ally to Angle. However, Lesnar secretly worked with Vince McMahon on a plot against Angle and stated that he never tolerated losing the belt to him at Vengeance.[62] After retaining the title in a singles bout with Lesnar at SummerSlam, he dropped the title to Lesnar in an Iron Man match on an episode of SmackDown!.[63][64] Angle then formed a five-man team to rival Lesnar's team at the Survivor Series, with Angle's team coming out victorious.[65]
On April 11, 2003, Angle underwent neck surgery performed by Dr. Hai-Dong Jho to repair nerve and spinal damage, calcium buildup, bone spurs, and intervertebral disc problems. Rather than have Dr. Jho remove the afflicted discs and fuse his vertebrae together, Angle opted for a less conventional surgery where Jho removed only the spurs and selected portions of the discs. The alternative surgery reduced Angle's rehabilitation time from one year to three months.[61]
Angle returned as a face in June. Shortly after returning, Angle defeated Brock Lesnar and Big Show in a Triple Threat match at Vengeance to regain the WWE Championship. During this time, Lesnar seemed to become an ally to Angle. However, Lesnar secretly worked with Vince McMahon on a plot against Angle and stated that he never tolerated losing the belt to him at Vengeance.[62] After retaining the title in a singles bout with Lesnar at SummerSlam, he dropped the title to Lesnar in an Iron Man match on an episode of SmackDown!.[63][64] Angle then formed a five-man team to rival Lesnar's team at the Survivor Series, with Angle's team coming out victorious.[65]
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On March 6, 2007, Sports Illustrated reported that Angle's name was found in the client database of a Florida wellness center suspected of being a front for distributing performance-enhancing drugs.[117] The magazine alleged Angle had received prescriptions for trenbolone (which is not approved for human use by the FDA) and nandrolone, both anabolic steroids. Angle responded on his official website: "I did not improperly receive prescriptions. It is well documented that in my career I have broken vertebrae in my neck on five occasions and each time the course of treatment was under the care and supervision of my doctors. Any attempt to link me to the athletes in the current news accounts who may have improperly sought performance-enhancing drugs is without foundation."[118]
Approximately two weeks later on March 19, 2007, Sports Illustrated posted on its website another article in its continuing series investigating a steroid and HGH ring used by a number of professional athletes in several sports. That article mentioned that 10 other professional wrestlers were implicated to have received performance-enhancing drugs from the same drug ring including four WWE wrestlers and Eddie Guerrero.[119] Kurt never failed a drug test for pain pills. He did, however, fail a steroid test under WWE's Wellness Policy because his prescription for Deca-Durabolin had expired.[120]
Approximately two weeks later on March 19, 2007, Sports Illustrated posted on its website another article in its continuing series investigating a steroid and HGH ring used by a number of professional athletes in several sports. That article mentioned that 10 other professional wrestlers were implicated to have received performance-enhancing drugs from the same drug ring including four WWE wrestlers and Eddie Guerrero.[119] Kurt never failed a drug test for pain pills. He did, however, fail a steroid test under WWE's Wellness Policy because his prescription for Deca-Durabolin had expired.[120]
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Kurt Angle was arrested at his home by Moon Township, Pennsylvania police on September 28, 2007 on a charge of driving under the influence after being reported by a woman who claimed that he almost hit her while leaving a local restaurant. Officials said Angle failed a field sobriety test but refused a blood test. Angle was charged with driving under the influence and careless driving,[121] but he denies the charges.[122]
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On August 15, 2009, Pittsburgh-based NBC affiliate WPXI reported that Angle had been arrested. His girlfriend stated that she had filed a protection from abuse order and that he was stalking her. Angle was charged with "driving while operating privilege is suspended, prohibited acts-possession, harrassment and prohibited acts". Hygetropin, a human growth hormone, was found in his car; Angle maintained that he had a prescription for the drug.[124]
Ron Artest
Chad Ochocinco
Brock Lesnar
Kurt Angle
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Aaron and I decided we need a female to stir the pot. A really, really hot female.
Further, she's an exhibitionist! Potential nudity is always a big TV draw.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Katarina_Witt
Katarina Witt is a German figure skater:
Ok, so she was really good at skating, awesome.
So, she was able to sell out FIGURE SKATING. That's pretty good!
So, she has on air entertainment experience.
So, she was highly recognizable amongst the US audience. This is ultra important, obv.
She likes showing skin!
Anyway, it's pretty obvious we're taking her just after she was named Sexiest Female Athlete in the US. She had posed for playboy, won gold medals, acted in movies. Yay!
Our cast:
Dennis Rodman as the black guy with dyed hair who sometimes cross dresses. And will do pretty much anything for attention.
Michael Phelps as the young impressionable white guy who chews tobacco, engages in recreational drugs, spends $ on hookers, and just wants to play online poker.
Ozzie Guillen as the anti-gay Hispanic guy who also fills an "older man" niche. Will say anything on air, and will even repeat it/not deny.
Rasheed Wallace as Rodman's partner in crime. SHEEEED
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Katarina Witt as the hot Euro who will likely be naked in more than 1 episode.
Further, she's an exhibitionist! Potential nudity is always a big TV draw.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Katarina_Witt
Katarina Witt is a German figure skater:
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She won two Olympic gold medals for East Germany, first in the 1984 Sarajevo Olympics and the second in 1988 at the Calgary Olympics. She won the World Championships in 1984, 1985, 1987, and 1988, and six consecutive European Championships (1983–1988). Her competitive record makes her one of the most successful figure skaters of all time.
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In 1988, Witt started a professional career, which was very unusual for East German athletes. At first she spent three years on tour in the United States with Brian Boitano, also a gold medalist in figure skating. Their show "Witt and Boitano Skating" was so successful that for the first time in ten years, New York's Madison Square Garden was sold out for an ice show. Later she continued at Holiday on Ice in the United States and in Western Europe.
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She also became an actress in the film Carmen on Ice (1989), which expanded upon her gold medal freestyle routine at Calgary. In 1990, she received an Emmy Award for her role in this film.
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In December 1998, Witt posed nude for Playboy Magazine. The issue in which these photos were published was the second sold-out issue of this magazine.[citation needed] (The first sold-out issue was the inaugural one including photos of Marilyn Monroe.) Also in 1998, Witt appeared in the movie Ronin with a small supporting role and several lines of script. Around this time, she also played a villain in an episode of the tongue-in-cheek television series, V.I.P..
In 1999, she was voted "Favorite Female Athlete in the United States," as well as "Favorite Female Skater of the Century."[citation needed]
In 1999, she was voted "Favorite Female Athlete in the United States," as well as "Favorite Female Skater of the Century."[citation needed]
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Witt's taste in figure skating costumes sometimes raised eyebrows. At the 1983 European championships she skated her Mozart short program in knee breeches instead of a skirt. Her blue skirtless feather-trimmed 1988 costume for a showgirl-themed short program was considered too theatrical and sexy, and led to a change in the ISU regulations which required female skaters to wear more modest clothing including skirts.
Anyway, it's pretty obvious we're taking her just after she was named Sexiest Female Athlete in the US. She had posed for playboy, won gold medals, acted in movies. Yay!
Our cast:
Dennis Rodman as the black guy with dyed hair who sometimes cross dresses. And will do pretty much anything for attention.
Michael Phelps as the young impressionable white guy who chews tobacco, engages in recreational drugs, spends $ on hookers, and just wants to play online poker.
Ozzie Guillen as the anti-gay Hispanic guy who also fills an "older man" niche. Will say anything on air, and will even repeat it/not deny.
Rasheed Wallace as Rodman's partner in crime. SHEEEED
AND
Katarina Witt as the hot Euro who will likely be naked in more than 1 episode.
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