Here is a real fan:

fyp

dude looks like he has 100 bodies buried in his back yard

I think the valid point can be made that mls crowds can be both awesome and unauthentic at the same time.

That dude is kinda young to have serial killed 100 people.

tons of fake EPL fans in England. Lots of them don't even watch La Liga or MLS outside of a few Barca or Real Madrid games.

Relatedly, tons of fake basketball fans on this forum. They don't even watch non-NBA games outside of March Madness.

Well he had facial fractures, so that explains it. Surgery to repair them and we added Lee Nguyen from NER and Adama Diomande from Hull.

@AnalysisEvolved


VWFC tilt me so much, really can't explain their strategy at all
don't press much or very hard, then play direct as ****
so basically win the ball deep and play old timey hoofball

seemed to add some better midfield passers this year, thought things might be different, butnahhh

and then the stupid thing is, if you're gonna play that way, at least have loads of speed up front
worked a lot better when they had guys like Kekuta Manneh & Darren Mattocks
because for whatever their shortcomings, at least they could win races and create chances in that style
and that was with the best passer (especially longballs) the team has ever had in Pedro Morales

at least that was a plan that made some goddamn sense

now they're basically just mashing the keypad
last year it was all of the crosses into lone 5'8" forward Fredy Montero lol
which actually worked ok, but only because Montero is really good
so they responded by replacing him with a bigger forward in Kei Kamara
ok, so why drop deep & play direct then?
*sigh*


anyway, for anyone who's watched NYRB, how is that pressing & direct style working out?
does the chart look right for [your team]?

lol city

Whitecaps on the right side of a red card decision for once, so ofc they go on to lose 1-0 to ****ing Minnesota lol

and since it makes no sense, they'll beat Houston next week

also quality scheduling with Chicago/Atlanta starting at the same time as Team Zlatan, opposite both NBA & NHL playoff games

gjge

Meanwhile, in USL last night, Drogba Legend: https://streamable.com/z6cd4

LAFC should have scored a few, and all of a sudden its tied

FC Dallas played well, seems like a fair result. Definitely a few blown attempts, but at least we created well again.

barco!

almiron with another perfect thru ball

lol garza giving up a free goal instantly. defense sucks

should have been like 5-2. way too many blown breakaways

if ATL has indeed found the formula for consistent road performances, gg MLS

The reason you blow your breakaways is because our defense is good. You guys should try that.

Absolute peach of a free kick from Valeri.

5 points from 8 games leaves the quakes hot favorites for the wooden spoon.

chicago has given up more goals than everyone but lol montreal

they seem ****ty by the $tat$ and eye test

Your eye test suggesting a 5-2 scoreline just exposes your ignorance of the sport.

iron81, please don't do this.

I would like to see this thread survive the weekend.

I'm bursting with hate and he's sitting right there.

Montreal was down 4 CBs for some of the season. I doubt many teams would look good with their 5th and 6th choice CBs. I actually think they'll be one of the better defensive teams if they can keep guys healthy. A Diallo/Fanni pairing would be sick. FBs still suck though, but Garde is a good defensive coach and they'll be well organized if they can get some chemistry and get used to the system.

trolling each other is great! keeps things lively