timmay howard is ... wat

got 1 back nice

Felipe Gutierrez is a beast

total domination these last 30 minutes, but gotta finish

Castillo is a simulating sack of mierda

sick sick team goal there. gorgeous

CRAPIDS blow the win yet again!

Such consistency!

KCity with 9 goals for, 9 against, and 7 points through 4 matches after losing to a certainly better NYCFC in their home opener. Not bad.

The Rubio equalizer may mean he sees more minutes. Not sure I like that, after his garbage performance in the opener. Oh well

finally went to a game at mercedes benz to see atl utd.

the atmosphere at GT was so much better. still decent though.

I really hope in 5 years or so we get a soccer specific stadium, something more outdoor, probably OTP north imo

A poem about the fine soccer league, MLS, in the US (this is mine; so, the link to original blog post site and entire poem are below)

http://www.helltownbeer.com/2018/03/clown.html

Clown

By: Vidda Grubin
Inspiration From: Shel Silverstein's Dirty Face


Clown


Dressed in polished black shoes,
A suit and tie with bright breast,
The clown pointed at numbers
And puffed out his thin chest.

He rang a bell, “Ding! Ding!”
Rubbed his knob like a king,
Sneered and jeered “Hisss, Hisss,”
And on the commons took a piss.

To the likewise minded vultures,
He shouted, “Look at the Rubes' culture!”
“They march mindless paying dues”
“And play ball in cleated shoes.”

The vultures gathered round,
Eager to listen to the sound,
“Cha Ching! Cha Ching! Cha Ching!”
Of money and Blingy, Bling, Bling.

Middle finger to lips,
The clown whispered “SUM tips.”
“I will dance for the Rubes,”
“While you tie USSF’s tubes.”

Bloodsuckers' bald heads
Disguised the MLS gizzards of dread.
On dead presidents SUM feeds,
While the beautiful game bleeds.

The clown, cocksure, yet unsatisfied,
Asked a Rube…

Where did you get such a dirty face,
My darling dirty-faced child?
I got it from fighting for my place in the team
And singing with mates in the pub about dreams.
I got it from risking my club standing brave
And putting myself on the line offside’s grave.
I got it from being a part of the whole
And digging down deep inside of my soul.
I got it from owning small clubs in small towns
And battling my way through bloodsuckers and clowns.
I got it from days on the field with friends
And watching a ten make a magic ball bend.
I got it from moving up and back down
And painting bright tifo, a stadium gown.
I got it from mud, dirt and grass stains
And playing when crushed, hope lost and in pain.
I got it from running, kicking and tears
And having more fun than you’ve had in years.

The clown, his pride feeling bruised,
Spit on the Rube and ran off confused.

Less than 24 hours from LAFC's first derby, or "el trafico." Zlatan just arrived a couple of days ago, so of course I expect galaxy to start him.

Meanwhile, we got some TFC RSL tonight, Toronto resting a few starters before the champions league semis next week.

Giovinco is so fun to watch. Even off the ball he's so much better than everybody. Just had a great one two with Jozy but loltidore didn't give it back. Like he had no idea giovinco made the run. So awful

Gio plays such perfectly weighted passes to be these ****ty players in on goal too. Great vision. Really good player

El Tráficooooo here I come.

defense optional in Orlando

Lineups looking more like MLS v2.0 instead of 3.0. No Zlatan starting and tons of dudes out with injury.

The little guy on galaxy #24 is ****ing horrible

This is so fun. I’d say stadium is 50% LAFC fans. We taking over yo!

Vela denied his hat trick by the own goal!

I bet he'll get another chance.

Vela is really good. LAFC is a fun team

LOL Feilhaber

lmaooooo that was hilarious. from OLES to gifting a goal away.

I LOL'd.

Just gotta keep it within a 3 goal deficit and they should be fine when Zlatan comes in.

Not surprising it was a Ciman pass that put his teammate in trouble on the gOlé

This game !

LAFC definitely gonna blow this.