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Old 01-16-2013, 11:32 PM   #951
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Re: Manti Te'o: rut roh

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I mean you can't sum things up much better than this:

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Notre Dame private investigators 100 percent sure T'eo wasn't in on it. Deadspin unnamed source is "80 percent" sure he was
sounds like 4 to 1 on him not being in on it is FREE MONEY
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Old 01-16-2013, 11:33 PM   #952
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It really was a weirdly perfect storm. You make up a little story in week 2 about your fake dead girlfriend, and against all odds you end up going undefeated and finishing in second place in the Heisman voting, meaning that it never goes away. The real villain is obviously the Pitt kicker
or the refs vs stanford

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Old 01-16-2013, 11:35 PM   #953
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Re: Manti Te'o: rut roh

All things considered, Notre Dame would have been better off at 8-4
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Old 01-16-2013, 11:36 PM   #954
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All I wanna know it's did they have phone sex? Isn't that what you do in long distance relationships? And did it sound like a man?

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Not that there's anything wrong with it sounding like a man some women were blessed with a deep voice. Makes good music.

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I can just imagine the questions NFL teams are going to ask him during the interviews.

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And I wanna be in the room so I can laugh out loud and make it super awkward for all parties involved.

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"So Manti....is this your girlfriend?" https://twitter.com/CoachG_15/status...484352/photo/1 "yes yes that's her right there. Hi baby." Lol.
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Old 01-16-2013, 11:38 PM   #955
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lolllll bennett
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Old 01-16-2013, 11:38 PM   #956
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Martellus Bennett ‏@1987Marty

The last thing I see when I first see a woman is her character. Doesn't that take 2 years of dating at minimum?

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Nobody just thought of that name. It's so culturally fitting for him.

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Should've just named her Amber Johnson. Lol.


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This dude is a cornball. Lmfao. Kukua. Dude the chic in the pic doesn't look like kukua. Lol
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Old 01-16-2013, 11:41 PM   #957
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Re: Manti Te'o: rut roh

I mean like seriously... think about the effort required to fool somebody into thinking you are their significant other through just phone and online contact for over a year. That is an absolutely insane amount of work required.
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Old 01-16-2013, 11:42 PM   #958
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Reagan Mauia could be a ****ing GOAT troll

He is ****ing up this story something fierce
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Old 01-16-2013, 11:43 PM   #959
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Re: Manti Te'o: rut roh

loooooooooooool his twitter right now is the greatest thing i've ever read.

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I'm up for the Heisman. And you wanna hold out? Girl you better get in this car. Lmfao.

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I'm just saying I respect the 3 month rule but one year is a bit much darling. Especially in college. I don't love you that much. Lol
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Old 01-16-2013, 11:43 PM   #960
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Reagan Mauia could be a ****ing GOAT troll

He is ****ing up this story something fierce
seriously is no one reading that article? ****s weird
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Old 01-16-2013, 11:45 PM   #961
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I mean like seriously... think about the effort required to fool somebody into thinking you are their significant other through just phone and online contact for over a year. That is an absolutely insane amount of work required.
Why do people keep saying this? Link



Try 4 years.
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Old 01-16-2013, 11:49 PM   #962
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Does Bovada have odds on Te'o being gay yet?
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Old 01-16-2013, 11:49 PM   #963
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I seriously cannot believe the mainstream media is going to try to give any sort of legitimacy to the idea he wasn't not only involved, but the primary person behind the fraud.

He's ON RECORD saying things that contradict his version of how he was duped.

He's done too many interviews, people are going to look back at everything he said and pick it apart and find every lie and contradiction.

He's clearly stupid but I can't understand why ND would be this stupid. Do they really expect the media to be their BFF's still just to call it a day, nothing more to see here, etc.
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Old 01-16-2013, 11:50 PM   #964
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I seriously cannot believe the mainstream media is going to try to give any sort of legitimacy to the idea he wasn't not only involved, but the primary person behind the fraud.

He's ON RECORD saying things that contradict his version of how he was duped.

He's done too many interviews, people are going to look back at everything he said and pick it apart and find every lie and contradiction.

He's clearly stupid but I can't understand why ND would be this stupid. Do they really expect the media to be their BFF's still just to call it a day, nothing more to see here, etc.
Even the Deadspin guy who wrote the article was unwilling to concede that him being a victim of the hoax was out of the question.
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Old 01-16-2013, 11:52 PM   #965
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I kinda hope it was real and everyone who is spreading this story feels like ass for being wrong now.
oh, you hope someone died? cool story

edit: hoping i misinterpreted your post
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Old 01-16-2013, 11:53 PM   #966
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Re: Manti Te'o: rut roh

Being gay is really the only thing that makes sense.

FOUR year hoax that he believes? nah
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Old 01-16-2013, 11:54 PM   #967
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Re: Manti Te'o: rut roh

Resurrection of Lennay? Posted 5 min ago

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It isn't fair to drag Reagan and Troy into this.. a lot of truths and myths need to be addressed here, and they will be at noon PST tomorrow
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Old 01-16-2013, 11:56 PM   #968
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I'm hoping that this story inspires his National Championship opponent to also admit that he was lying about his girlfriend
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Old 01-16-2013, 11:57 PM   #969
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Re: Manti Te'o: rut roh

Why would he need an elaborate plan to make up an imaginary gf if he was gay? Why not just, you know, not have a gf?
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Old 01-16-2013, 11:58 PM   #970
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Re: Manti Te'o: rut roh

This Reagan Mauia thing is really weird.
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Old 01-16-2013, 11:59 PM   #971
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Why would he need an elaborate plan to make up an imaginary gf if he was gay? Why not just, you know, not have a gf?
because then he would be called gay obviously
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Old 01-16-2013, 11:59 PM   #972
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Re: Manti Te'o: rut roh

roses are red
clovers are green
Kekua is dead
without having been

domes are not gold
Lennay had no pigment
Manti was bold
or he fapped to a figment

rosebuds are red
in the pink cheeks of Te'o
god help this thread
if Manti is gayo
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Old 01-16-2013, 11:59 PM   #973
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Why would he need an elaborate plan to make up an imaginary gf if he was gay? Why not just, you know, not have a gf?
Because even Tebow had a girlfriend.
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Old 01-17-2013, 12:00 AM   #974
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roses are red
clovers are green
Kekua is dead
without having been

domes are not gold
Lennay had no pigment
Manti was bold
or he fapped to a figment

rosebuds are red
in the pink cheeks of Te'o
god help this thread
if Manti is gayo
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Old 01-17-2013, 12:01 AM   #975
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roses are red
clovers are green
Kekua is dead
without having been

domes are not gold
Lennay had no pigment
Manti was bold
or he fapped to a figment

rosebuds are red
in the pink cheeks of Te'o
god help this thread
if Manti is gayo
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