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Possible, but Mauia also said the woman he met was tall. Cousin Tino (a very manly name, by the way) doesn't look very tall in the pics we've seen unless Ronaiah is huge.

Last edited by Wilbury Twist; 01-25-2013 at 03:30 PM. Reason: Wait... he IS Samoan. Maybe he is huge.

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01-25-2013 , 03:34 PM

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I love how people are like "he's a devout Mormon, he hasn't had sex". ORLY

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01-25-2013 , 03:35 PM

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If the "love of my life", that I had never met, and that could be very sick was 20 minutes away, I'd call a damn cab. Or borrow a friends car. Or if I was Manti Te'o, possibly jog. But I'd damn sure not let not having transportation stop me from meeting her.

Hell. Manti could have just walked up to a random person on campus and said "Hi, I'm Manti Te'o. Can I have your car keys? I'll bring it back tomorrow" and they probably would have thanked him for the opportunity to lend him their car.

actually afaik it was over winter break 2011 so she wasnt dying yet

but yeah still the principle is the same

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01-25-2013 , 03:36 PM

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I'm on my phone but someone needs to post the Archer clip of "just the tip".

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01-25-2013 , 03:43 PM

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[ ] obvious it's a dude on the phone
[x] http://deadspin.com/5978925/report-f...ed-in-teo-hoax
[ ] rakeme keeps up with stories

It's a dude. Listen to it with your ears.

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01-25-2013 , 03:46 PM

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I love how people are like "he's a devout Mormon, he hasn't had sex". ORLY

I knew two super devout mormon's in high school who would have sex, and then go to temple(or whatever) everyday to repent(or whatever). They'd do it several times a week.

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01-25-2013 , 03:59 PM

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Let's throw another theory out there.

Manti is bi,and started a relationship with Ron,but started talking to the underage Tino and fell hard.

He can't admit that,that's jail time.

He can't admit feelings for Ron,that costs him money in the draft.

So he goes for "I got duped".

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01-25-2013 , 04:02 PM

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no

i can buy that he was "duped" but didnt really care about the chick and decided to play up this dramatic love tale to his benefit

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01-25-2013 , 04:04 PM

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im just going to assume the people saying "obviously its a dude on the voicemails" have never talked to a young female on the phone. i.e. not their mom.

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01-25-2013 , 04:12 PM

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It's a dude. Listen to it with your ears.

not sure if serious dot jay pee gee

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01-25-2013 , 04:13 PM

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Listen to it with your ears.

Oh ****. I've been listening with my nose this whole time

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01-25-2013 , 04:31 PM

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what's really creepy is the fact that Ronaiah's father says that they are a family of faith.

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01-25-2013 , 04:44 PM

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what's really creepy is the fact that Ronaiah's father says that they are a family of faith.

Faking
All
Intimate voicemails
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01-25-2013 , 04:56 PM

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Finally! The girl is outed. by her own relatives! awesome.

Now her and Manti can talk on the phone till eternity again.

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01-25-2013 , 05:03 PM

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Tuiasosopo a sports bettor?

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01-25-2013 , 05:08 PM

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lol if he was just trying to drain Te'o with 8 hour phone sessions to fade ND all season

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01-25-2013 , 05:29 PM

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roniahh going on dr phil next week

http://www.tmz.com/2013/01/25/ronaia...hil-interview/

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01-25-2013 , 05:34 PM

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lol if he was just trying to drain Te'o with 8 hour phone sessions to fade ND all season

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01-25-2013 , 06:05 PM

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Tuiasosopo a sports bettor?

Sports Gettor

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01-25-2013 , 07:09 PM

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Sports Gettor

meh B or G it's still gold. Nobody wants to go to that level.

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01-25-2013 , 07:52 PM

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every single person involved in this is full of ****

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01-25-2013 , 07:53 PM

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So, it's a really weird situation (lol understatement) and T'eo has been dragged through the mud, will drop in the draft, and lol ND obv.

But the hating community must be kind of disappointed about how it has turned out, right? I'm looking at you squarely on this Riverman. Manti wasn't in on it and the University seemed to have its story straight at the press conference. And now it appears that it was a real live girl on the other end of the line. Ye all hoped for more I assume?

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01-25-2013 , 08:05 PM

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Roniah said he was on the phone tho

and its pretty obvious to anyone with a brain the Manti Te'o has lied constantly throughout this and is continuing to do so

idk what people expected but its pretty damn hilarious