hahahahahaha i cant wait to see what happens next it just keeps going

God bless the NY Post.

lol the post is such a rag but its awesome they have this story

see what i mean now? that's why i read this paper every day... for gems like that

the tubby temptress... that's just gold

lol spilled my tea

CUTLAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

excerpt from the email from the tubby tempress to the stalker-for-hire. this is the beginning of her "call script".

you just can't make this stuff up. god, i wish Lifetime still did made-for-tv movies based on news articles.

poor girl lol

every pic makes her uglier

This picture is a quintessential example of a secret internet fatty though. Still not attractive mind you, but about 100x better than any other pic posted.

Yeah I already posted something to the effect I thought it was two different girls. It was the same thing with the whole Kobe Colorado thing. I thought there were two different girls there too. There were a couple pics where I was like eh this chick is decently cute if I was really drunk I could see myself hitting it and there were some others where I was like good god no.

She could lose some weight, get some highlights and a nose job and then write a tell-all and hit the talk show circuit and actually come out ahead here if she's smart.

I know this hasn't had time to cool down, but I really don't think Steve Phillips ever lives this down.

lol lookings at these pics, there is NO ****ING WAY HE NAILED THAT, right? lol god damn, I have some man whore friends that probably don't hit that.

lol oh man, this one is sad. It's kinda like the fat girls in halter tops and short skirts deal; when you try to make the sexy face and it goes wrong, it goes wrooooooong.

I think Phillips is going to become the sympathetic figure after this whole ordeal plays out- yeh he cheated on his wife but this crazy bitch was a homewrecking slut that was hell-bent on forcing a divorce for only selfish reasons. Plus she's fat.

With the evidence at hand of her being insane, I doubt this girl can go on living as a functional human being after getting smeared, mocked and ridiculed in major media throughout the country and all over the internet. Just imagine a) being a crazy fat chick and b) being defined for the rest of your life as the crazy fat chick who banged ESPN baseball analyst Steve Phillips. Maybe she reacts to this by getting in shape and using this incident to her advantage, but I think she would be a significant underdog to do this.

Dude this isn't a Monica Lewinsky situation. It's Steve ****ing Phillips. The book would sell about 13 copies.

Yup. Its really sad but as crazy as she sounds I will honestly be kind of shocked if she's still alive in 3 months.

wtf, no

Seriously, you guys really think she's not going to be alive in a few months? Or can't be a functional human being? wat?

You expect her to just brush this off and move on?

Maybe offing herself is a little extreme. I will be shocked though if she doesn't end up a severely depressed individual. She already sounds insecure and a little depressed to begin with. She just got publicly trainwrecked in the worst way possible. Every ugly detail of this sordid affair is public knowledge and she is the laughingstock of the internet. Paparazzi are showing up at her family's doorstep asking them questions about what's going on. What do you expect is going to happen here? Crazy, young, immature girls have gone completely off the deep end and/or suicided themselves for a lot less than this.

last few posts are a perfect example of people on a message board thinking what we talk about are the major talking points in America. Most people have no clue this is going on, and plenty who do will forget about this in 6 months. This girl will fade into obscurity in a year.

imagine a popular put your picture + the words "tubby temptress" next to it and distributed said newspaper to millions

and then this was syndicated all over the internet

...

that would suck