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07-09-2011 , 05:16 PM

#1051

Burdman2321

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Thread is always +1 in the entertainment column.

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07-09-2011 , 05:36 PM

#1052

Sir S A Lot

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Couldnt happen to a better person

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07-09-2011 , 05:57 PM

#1053

CheckRaise

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sick shirt

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07-09-2011 , 06:56 PM

#1054

Tumaterminator

HOCKEY!

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[x] Rapist
[x] Terrorist
[x] Drunk driver

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07-09-2011 , 08:50 PM

#1055

Burdman2321

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Originally Posted by Tumaterminator

[x] Rapist
[x] Terrorist
[x] Drunk driver

Tuma your hating is making me sad

Me and Zenzor knew you couldn't stay away

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07-09-2011 , 09:14 PM

#1056

Nonfiction

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Only time Hines isn't smiling?

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07-09-2011 , 10:30 PM

#1057

Omar Comin

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probably cried tho

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07-10-2011 , 01:21 AM

#1058

tschubauer

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lol....steelers

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07-10-2011 , 10:17 AM

#1059

sportsjefe

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Paging Karak to the LOL Steelers thread... we need a translator.

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Originally Posted by Ward's lawyer

From our preliminary investigation we can tell you that we are confident that the facts will show that Hines was NOT impaired by alcohol while driving.

However, Hines is deeply saddened by this incident and apologizes to his fans and the Steelers organization for this distraction.

(bolded my emphasis)

Are we gonna find out Ward's addicted to painkillers or something?

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07-10-2011 , 03:02 PM

#1060

Riverman

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Ward was the recipient of the 2011 Art Rooney Award, which honors individuals who have made outstanding contributions to the Pittsburgh area in fields such as business, sports, politics, philanthropy, education and science

http://www.pittsburghlive.com/x/pitt.../s_746051.html

lol steelers

good to see him going with the tried and true "i had 2 beers but im not taking the breathalyzer" defense

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07-11-2011 , 01:59 AM

#1061

Bitchface

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Originally Posted by Tumaterminator

[x] Rapist
[x] Terrorist
[x] Drunk driver

And that's likely just their quarterback...

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07-11-2011 , 03:25 AM

#1062

ut2010

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Hines didn't wanna take the breathalyzer? clearly innocent.

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07-11-2011 , 05:16 PM

#1063

MrWookie

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ATLANTA -- Pittsburgh Steelers wide receiver Hines Ward had glassy, bloodshot eyes and failed field sobriety tests during a traffic stop in Atlanta that landed him a drunken driving charge, according to a police report released Monday.

A transit police officer pulled Ward over just before 2:30 a.m. Saturday after he left his lane and at one point hit a curb in his gray Aston Martin, the report says. The transit police officer called a DeKalb County police officer, who wrote in the report that the former Super Bowl MVP and reigning "Dancing With the Stars" champ smelled strongly of alcohol.

Ward told the officer he had had two bottles of Corona beer three hours earlier at an establishment in the city's Buckhead neighborhood.

The officer asked him to get out of the car and administered a series of field sobriety tests, including a hand-held breath test that registered positive for alcohol, the report said. Ward later refused to give a breath sample on a state-administered machine at the DeKalb County jail, police spokeswoman Mekka Parish said. That test is used to determine a person's level of intoxication and can be used as evidence in court.

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/s...e=NFLHeadlines

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07-11-2011 , 08:47 PM

#1064

brrrrr

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ATLANTA -- lol steelers

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07-11-2011 , 09:56 PM

#1065

Burdman2321

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you all be jelly

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07-11-2011 , 11:42 PM

#1066

agdci981

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Originally Posted by sportsjefe

Paging Karak to the LOL Steelers thread... we need a translator.

(bolded my emphasis)

Are we gonna find out Ward's addicted to painkillers or something?

Nah, he was just tired/sleep deprived.

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Originally Posted by ut2010

Hines didn't wanna take the breathalyzer? clearly intelligent.

fyp

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07-12-2011 , 12:07 AM

#1067

MrWookie

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Originally Posted by agdci981

Nah, he was just tired/sleep deprived.

fyp

Clearly this is the correct explanation. I reek of booze when I don't get enough sleep too.

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07-12-2011 , 03:38 AM

#1068

quadsas

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I don't think I hate any American football player more than Hines, therefore LOL Steelers

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07-12-2011 , 04:50 AM

#1069

DCIAce

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Originally Posted by MrWookie

Clearly this is the correct explanation. I reek of booze when I don't get enough sleep too.

Dude he was just sleepwalking. Then he was sleepdrinking. Then sleepdriving.

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07-12-2011 , 07:06 AM

#1070

Gonzirra

hold on brb

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A football player gets stopped for drunk driving in the offseason and it's headline news? I hope this lockout is over soon

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07-12-2011 , 11:35 AM

#1071

AcTiOnJaCsOn

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Originally Posted by MrWookie

Clearly this is the correct explanation. I reek of booze when I don't get enough sleep too.

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Originally Posted by DCIAce

Dude he was just sleepwalking. Then he was sleepdrinking. Then sleepdriving.

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07-13-2011 , 09:49 AM

#1072

BadBoyBenny

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Tell us what you really think James

I totally agree WRT Goodell. There is no one in sports I loathe more

Last edited by BadBoyBenny; 07-13-2011 at 09:52 AM. Reason: Haters gonna hate

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07-13-2011 , 09:52 AM

#1073

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Originally Posted by Le Gonso

A football player gets stopped for drunk driving in the offseason and it's headline news? I hope this lockout is over soon

Not just any football player. A Superbowl MVP and Dancing with the Stars champion!

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07-13-2011 , 10:16 AM

#1074

AcTiOnJaCsOn

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the funniest part is when he rips his own teammates:

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He even rips teammates Rashard Mendenhall ("fumble machine") and Ben Roethlisberger for their performances in the Super Bowl loss.

"Hey, at least throw a pick on their side of the field instead of asking the D to bail you out again. Or hand the ball off and stop trying to act like Peyton Manning. You ain't that and you know it, man; you just get paid like he does," he said, referring to Roethlisberger's two interceptions in the game.

lol steelers

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07-13-2011 , 10:58 AM

#1075

TimmayB

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LOL Harrison. GTFO we're good at linebacker and you're getting old and dusty anyways.

Last edited by TimmayB; 07-13-2011 at 11:03 AM. Reason: before the "we" nits jump on me it's just so much more convenient rather than saying "my favorite football team".

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