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nothing to say really - punt block for TD, 2/2 in fumble recoveries, outgained by 100 yards - i.e. cookie cutter luckbox win.

FBI , great job owning clowns - so prepare to get banned.

its reminiscent of how you owned all those anti sandusky clowns ammirite?

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10-14-2012 , 11:27 AM

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AcTiOnJaCsOn

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This is almost a page ago, but that anecdote about apple pie moonshine during steelers tailgates was pretty funny, especially juxtaposed with the packer fan tailgating. I mean how unsophisticated can people be, did these steeler fans pass their GED? Even raiders fans wouldn't drink apple pie moonshine, LOL.

There might be a chance that a fan base that enjoys apple moonshine at 7 am isnt independent from people that openly endorse drunk driving, terrorism tweets, and rape. Actually, those two are dependent, those are steeler fans!

Last edited by AcTiOnJaCsOn; 10-14-2012 at 11:29 AM. Reason: havent lol'd at the steelers for awhile so LOL STEELERS

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10-14-2012 , 11:43 AM

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Oh boy

Edit: At least shooting at helicopters wasn't involved with this Steelers lineman

wow

Is that guy on the game day roster?

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10-14-2012 , 07:26 PM

#3204

jh12547

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Lol Patriots

Sorry wrong thread

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10-15-2012 , 04:34 AM

#3205

bidon2

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Originally Posted by mutigers5591

yea basically...never sell out their stadium and have some of the worst attendance in the league over the last few years but ******ed drunk people getting in fights, murders, and stabbings is similar for sure

yeah I was wrong, there is no real passion in America

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10-15-2012 , 09:23 PM

#3206

private joker

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Dear SE,

LOL Stealers.

Sincerely,
private joker

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10-17-2012 , 05:50 PM

#3207

MrWookie

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Last Sunday, I got me a RANG

And then I had sex.

Unlike with Ben Roethlisberger, this was consensual.

Spoiler:

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10-17-2012 , 05:53 PM

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Krayz

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Ben raped you?

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10-17-2012 , 06:11 PM

#3209

FBI3

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LOL. So you bought yourself a ring and then had sex with yourself?? I hope you took off the ring b/f... you know. Or maybe the ring gave you added pleasure??

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10-17-2012 , 06:19 PM

#3210

MrWookie

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Originally Posted by FBI3

LOL. So you bought yourself a ring and then had sex with yourself?? I hope you took off the ring b/f... you know. Or maybe the ring gave you added pleasure??

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10-17-2012 , 06:21 PM

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LOL. So you bought yourself a ring and then had sex with yourself?? I hope you took off the ring b/f... you know. Or maybe the ring gave you added pleasure??

FBI[2winsand]3[losses] showing us all once again how the classiest rapist-cheerers on the planet act.

congrats wookie.

Finally, lolstealers

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10-17-2012 , 06:35 PM

#3212

MrWookie

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Hey I heard the Stealers lost on thursday? To the Titans? I was out on a date with my then-wife-to-be-who's-now-my-wife, but lol stealers.

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10-17-2012 , 06:36 PM

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Why the **** are you talking about your wife in a lolstealers thread? Did Ben rape her too?

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10-17-2012 , 06:41 PM

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chim17

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Pretty bad string of Wookie posts.

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10-17-2012 , 06:42 PM

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HEY MAN WOOKIE'S ****ING MARRIED LOL STEALERS!!!!

Also, wookie, have you had sex since Sunday? Fire's out, man, the fire's out. Welcome to married life.

Last edited by zoltan; 10-17-2012 at 06:43 PM. Reason: boy did i mangle the first iteration...

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10-17-2012 , 06:56 PM

#3216

Karak

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Wookie for most bizarre lol stealers post of 2012

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10-17-2012 , 07:02 PM

#3217

Loretta8

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the sex brag is kinda canceled out by the got married brag

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10-17-2012 , 07:15 PM

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Why the **** are you talking about your wife in a lolstealers thread? Did Ben rape her too?

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Pretty bad string of Wookie posts.

yeah wtf is that ****

lol at bragging about being married and having sex in this thread of all places

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10-17-2012 , 07:32 PM

#3219

private joker

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At least Wookie didn't get hitched to a Stealers fan:

NSFW for omg ugliness

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10-17-2012 , 07:39 PM

#3220

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the sex brag is kinda canceled out by the got married brag

100x this

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10-17-2012 , 09:40 PM

#3221

FBI3

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Originally Posted by MrWookie

Hey I heard the Stealers lost on thursday? To the Titans? I was out on a date with my then-wife-to-be-who's-now-my-wife, but lol stealers.

So, Wookie, you are such a big romantic that you actually got married on a Thursday. I guess your honeymoon was a romantic night at a Motel where you banged your wife. Classy. I hope she has low expectations!

LOL Wookie

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10-17-2012 , 10:13 PM

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LOL Wookie

Lolstealers fans once again demonstrating epic reading comprehension AND days-of-the-week understanding. Good show! Lolstealers.

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10-18-2012 , 09:34 AM

#3223

FBI3

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Originally Posted by zoltan

Lolstealers fans once again demonstrating epic reading comprehension AND days-of-the-week understanding. Good show! Lolstealers.

So, to be clear, you got a ring on Sunday and you got married the same day?
Still classy.

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10-18-2012 , 09:49 AM

#3224

FBI3

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Zoltan, you mad because your favorite player is out for the year? We know how you love Ray Lewis, the man charged with murder. Zoltan, the man who believes murder is acceptable, but rape goes over the line.
The Ray Lewis mug shot (hanging in Zoltan's bedroom)