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12-28-2012 , 11:16 PM
I don't know if the bird thing really qualifies as an "lol", but it's definitely the most bizarre thing I've ever seen in sports.
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12-28-2012 , 11:17 PM
Thers another one of a hs kid hitting a seagull. Doesn't compare I mean RANDY FIN JOHNSON hit that thing SQUARE ON.
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12-28-2012 , 11:21 PM
I remember reading that Johnson took himself out of the game after that happened. He's some big animal rights activist and was really shook up about the whole thing.
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12-28-2012 , 11:23 PM
Dave Winfield hit and killed a seagull with a throw during warmups in Toronto. Pretty big deal when it happened, I think he was charged with animal cruelty. Billy Martin said something like "it couldn't have been intentional, he can't even hit the cutoff man."
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12-28-2012 , 11:27 PM
Sick burn
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12-28-2012 , 11:28 PM
just showed this thread to my mom, she loves it

keep up the good work all
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12-28-2012 , 11:28 PM
1 thing is for sure. That bird died a quick and painless death
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12-28-2012 , 11:30 PM
well, if bakes' mom likes the thread, we are doing great work. let us all keep it up!
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12-28-2012 , 11:33 PM
So, who's next anyway?
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12-28-2012 , 11:36 PM
aejones is up but past the 2 hours, so Vagos/nutshot can go

Dirty Mags after that, then you

I would say just pick since you're here...nobody can complain too much about getting sniped in this
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12-28-2012 , 11:47 PM
Vagos/Nutshot Round 4 Pick

The victim of the lulz in our 1st round pick was my Green Bay Packers so only fair that we now lol @ nutshot's Giants with the infamous LOL of The Miracle at the Meadowlands:

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After a running play on first down, Pisarcik knelt down on second. Eagles middle linebacker Bill Bergey charged into Giants' center Jim Clack, knocking him backward into Pisarcik in a desperate attempt to force a fumble. Since defensive players usually are not blocked in this situation, they usually in turn do not rush. Offensive players consider any breach of this tacit agreement as a provocation, particularly linemen whose job it is to protect the quarterback, and fights between angry linemen and the opposition were not uncommon.
Gibson did not want to expose his quarterback to further risk of injury (he had already taken some hits earlier in the season), nor did he want to risk his players being fined for violating the league's rules against fighting. Most importantly, the last thing he wanted was for his team to get a penalty, which could stop the clock and require getting another first down to secure the win. He also personally despised the kneeling play, considering it unsporting and somewhat dishonorable (a view popular among a lot of coaches of the period). Also given that the play clock at the time was only 30 seconds (as it would remain through the 1987 season), a play had to be run. So he called "65 Power-Up", a standard play which called for Csonka to take a handoff and run up the middle.
In the huddle, the Giants were incredulous when the call came in. "Don't give me the ball," begged fullback Larry Csonka, the former Dolphins star. Other players asked Pisarcik to change the play, but he demurred.[2] Gibson had berated him for changing a play the week before and threatened to have him waived if he ever did so again. Gibson did not take the time to explain his decision to Pisarcik. As a result, the rest of the offense simply viewed Gibson's call as a power trip. Because he was a second-year starting quarterback who still had not totally proven himself, in the era before free agency, Pisarcik lacked the stature to prevail in this kind of dispute.
Csonka claims that, as he walked away from the huddle, he told Pisarcik he would not take the ball if he went through with it. It is not known whether the quarterback heard him or not, however. McVay's headphones, which normally allowed him to communicate with Pisarcik and Gibson, were not working properly at that point either. McVay has since stated that he would certainly have overruled Gibson had he heard what was coming.
Across the line of scrimmage, the Eagles had not huddled, as defensive coordinator Marion Campbell called for an all-out 11-man blitz. Edwards, who as a defensive back normally would have been several yards deep, was instead close enough to Kotar to talk to him (the Giants player assured him that his team was just going to kneel again). Vermeil later said the blitz made the victory possible.
The Giants wasted several seconds in the huddle in dismay over the play-calling. At the line, Clack saw the play clock winding down and took it upon himself to snap it with 31 seconds left in the game to avoid a delay-of-game penalty, which would have stopped the clock and cost the Giants five yards. Had the Giants knelt on the subsequent play, there still would have been one second left on the game clock once the play clock ran down, requiring a fourth-down play to be run (the play clock at the time ran for 30 seconds; it now runs for 40).
Pisarcik, who at the time was distracted making sure Csonka was in position, was unprepared for the snap. It struck his middle finger so hard there was still blood on the nail after the game.[3] Nevertheless, he held on to the ball after a slight bobble and tried to hand it off to Csonka. Instead, the ball hit Csonka's hip and came loose.
Edwards recovered it on its first bounce as Pisarcik unsuccessfully attempted to fall on it. Kotar, who could have blocked him or fallen on the ball himself, never even saw the fumble, according to Edwards. Once he got it, he sprinted 26 yards totally untouched into the end zone for a 19-17 Eagles victory. There was stunned silence from the stands and the Giants' sideline. The only noise came from the celebrating Eagles.

For Edwards, the play was a personal redemption, as he had been burned on one of Pisarcik's early touchdown passes and would have been partially to blame for the loss. It also was his first NFL touchdown. Vermeil refused to question McVay's judgment but allowed that he, too, disliked sitting on the ball to preserve a victory.[2]
Giants fans were enraged. For a football team to lose in that situation was unprecedented. Pisarcik, who belatedly explained to the press, "I never had control,"[2] needed a police escort to get to his car.[3] During an NFL Network show about famous on-field bloopers, Csonka said that he immediately had Pisarcik join him on a chartered plane trip to South Florida, where they hung out and fished for a few days before returning to New York.
Gibson was fired the next morning.[4] With angry fans already demanding that someone be held responsible for the blunder, team officials felt he had to go in hopes of saving the season.[5] So great was the stigma of having called the play that he never worked in football at any level again. He has since become manager of a bait shop in Florida, according to one report.[6] He refuses to speak about the incident to this day.




Pretty sure 2p2 would explode if this all unfolded today.

Our team:

Packers/Seahawks, Tate's vice grip
Jean van de Velde choke
Allen Iverson, Practice??
Miracle at the Meadowlands

Last edited by Vagos; 12-29-2012 at 12:02 AM.
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12-28-2012 , 11:48 PM
I think this is pretty safe to post since noone else is going to pick it ... a similar incident happened in cricket:

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12-29-2012 , 12:00 AM
Seahawks/Packers refereeing folly was a product of recency bias and replacement referees. However, this catastrophe involves professional referees (though you wouldn't know it) and is a bit further into the past.

Team Karak/SuperUberBob select:

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Bottlegate


While most of the 2001 Cleveland Browns season was uneventful, there was one moment during their mediocre 7-9 season that would stand out as one of the greatest refereeing blunders in the game.

The Browns were in the midst of a losing streak after starting the year 4-2, leading to frustration among Cleveland Browns who wanted more out of their #1 QB, Tim Couch.

In week 14's game against the Jacksonville Jaguars, the Browns were behind 15-10 when Couch was in the process of leading the Browns down the field for a potential game-winning score. On 4th and 1, Couch had completed a pass to Quincy Morgan to keep the drive alive. Tim Couch ran up and spiked the ball to stop the clock on the next play. After the spike was done, referee Terry McAulay went to review the catch. This led to controversy as a play cannot be reviewed once another play was run. McAulay claimed that the booth buzzed him before the spike. He judged the play and concluded that Morgan did not have possession of the ball and ruled the pass incomplete, giving the Jaguars the ball. Fans in the stadium began throwing plastic beer bottles and other objects on the players and officials. McAulay declared that the game was over and sent the teams to the locker rooms. NFL Commissioner Paul Tagliabue then called to override the referee's decision, sending the players back onto the field, where the Jaguars ran out the last seconds under a hail of debris.


Current Team:

1. Red Sox sell Babe Ruth
2. Jim Mora "Playoffs"
3. George Brett Pine Tar Incident
4. Bottlegate

Last edited by SuperUberBob; 12-29-2012 at 12:12 AM.
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12-29-2012 , 12:05 AM
Forgot about bottlegate...that was crazy at the time

And I never knew the story behind the Pisarcik play. That makes it more LOL. Hard to fault CBS for rolling the credits back then, but great and alert PbP call by Criqui.
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12-29-2012 , 12:15 AM
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Dave Winfield hit and killed a seagull with a throw during warmups in Toronto. Pretty big deal when it happened, I think he was charged with animal cruelty. Billy Martin said something like "it couldn't have been intentional, he can't even hit the cutoff man."
Billy Martin at his finest!
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12-29-2012 , 12:18 AM
that image of the officiating crew running for their lives from the angry mob is A+
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12-29-2012 , 12:23 AM
Hoops has been shorted here so far, so I'll do one of the crazier ones, and it's fittingly the hapless Wizards who are the victims.

Playing Toronto at home in 2007...they made a free throw to go up by 3 with 3.8 seconds left and Raptors have no timeouts...okay not that outrageous you can lose...ball gets aimlessly hurled the length of the court....ok you never know, right....but Michael Ruffin intercepts the pass and controls it!!....phew, the Wiz pull it out...I mean even if he just holds the ball, the Raptors need to foul and then even if he misses both FTs they don't have time for anything, right?....or he could just chuck the ball HIIIIGH in the air, and the clock runs out...that works, too...either way, let's call it a win and go get a drink....

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That's the better video, but this is the better audio (Wizards announcers):



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12-29-2012 , 12:33 AM
This is an amazing draft. I can think of a half dozen things I'd snap pick right now.
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12-29-2012 , 12:33 AM
"aaaand with about as much accuracy as a patriot missile, he nails the incoming pigeon." looooool
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12-29-2012 , 12:36 AM
A+++++++ MO PETE play
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12-29-2012 , 12:37 AM
had forgotten about that Wizards play, lol
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12-29-2012 , 12:38 AM
That Raptors/Wizards play is hilarious, not sure I've ever seen that before. The Wizards play-by-play call of it is great.
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12-29-2012 , 12:39 AM
Drafter Round 1 Round 2 Round 3 Round 4
Assani/Sklansky Plano East HS game DeSean drops ball at the 1 MMA double knockout Nick Diaz MMA no-show
Sarcastic Rat Jim Marshall runs the wrong way Bill Buckner Gramatica celebration fail Rush Limbaugh ESPN stupidity
PartyGirlUK/Dominic Sanchez butt fumble Peden KOs Campbell Drunk Namath wants to kiss Suzy Kolber Tyson bites Holyfield's ear
aejones Artest interview The Band is on the Field JVG tries to breakup fight
Vagos/nutshot GB/SEA Golden Tate ref fail Jean Van de Velde collapse Iverson “Practice” rant Miracle at the Meadowlands
Dirty Mags Cam Newton Player tackles teammate Randy Johnson hits bird
Karak/SuperUberBob Red Sox sell Babe Ruth Jim Mora "Playoffs" George Brett Pine Tar Incident Browns Bottlegate
legend42 Leon Lett II Rod Allen chases pitcher Ball bounces off Canseco's head Wizards fail/ Mo Pete 3 ptr
StoppedRainingMen Tebow vs. Steelers Red Sox 2011 collapse Romo fumbles game-winning FG hold
Tjay Steve Sullivan vs. The Fan Bartman Patrik Stefan messes up hard
tweedybird XFL Ditka wants Ricky Williams BAD Dennis Green “They are who we THOUGHT they were”
Andz/wackybrak Cibona celebrates too early Joyce screws Galarraga out of perfect game SVG vs. Dwight Howard interview 
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12-29-2012 , 12:42 AM
As tweedy showed, there is plenty of LOL AINTS to choose from. This happens to be my personal favorite.

In 2003 the New Orleans Saints were 7-7 heading into week 16. They controlled their own fate though. If they beat the 4-10 Jaguars and the 9-5 Cowboys to close the year, they were in. It seemed however that they had looked past the Jaguars, and wouldn't you know it, with 7 seconds left and the ball at their own 25 yard line, they were down 20-13.

Funny thing though...lateral after lateral after lateral and Jarome Pathon scored a touchdown that was set to send the game into overtime...except for one little problem

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO O!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yup. John Carney missed the PAT with no time left to eliminate the Saints. Whoops.

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Draft so far:
1. LOL STEELERS (Tebow to Thomas in OT)
2. LOL RED SOX (2011 Meltdown)
3. LOL ROMO (Fumbled snap vs the Seahawks in the playoffs)
4. LOL AINTS (Carney misses PAT to negate River City Relay and eliminate Saints from playoffs)
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12-29-2012 , 12:44 AM
LOL, that was the legit top 3 pick I referred to, and I literally just PMed this to legend. Hopefully legend will use my homer pick. It's a little more off the beaten path.
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