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If Peter Crouch were born in Dallas, Texas what sport would he be pro in? If Peter Crouch were born in Dallas, Texas what sport would he be pro in?
View Poll Results: What Sport would Peter Crouch be pro in if he were born in Dallas, Texas?
Pro Basketball player (Dude's 6'7", yo)
29 23.02%
Pro American Football Player (Roids up to 300 lbs and plays DT)
4 3.17%
Pro Baseball Player
8 6.35%
(still) Pro Soccer/Futbol Player
14 11.11%
Pro in other Sport
6 4.76%
Not a Pro Athelete
65 51.59%
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06-18-2010 , 04:15 PM
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Here's some straight talk
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_crouch
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Peter James Crouch (born 30 January 1981) is an English international footballer who plays for Tottenham Hotspur. At 6 ft 7 in (2.01 m),[1] he is the tallest man ever to play for the England national team, and was the tallest outfield player in the Premier League until Stefan Maierhofer signed for Wolves in August 2009. Beginning his career as a trainee with Tottenham, Crouch has played for five Premier League clubs — Tottenham Hotspur, Portsmouth, Aston Villa, Southampton and Liverpool — since the beginning of his career in 1998, before returning to Tottenham in 2009.[2] Having represented England at under 21 level, he was called for the first time to the senior side in 2005 by Sven-Göran Eriksson, and played at the 2006 FIFA World Cup in Germany. Crouch continued to be selected by subsequent England managers Steve McClaren and Fabio Capello. In 2006–07, he was the second top scorer in the UEFA Champions League behind Kaká.


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NBA player, obv
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06-18-2010 , 04:23 PM
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Soccer or nothing.
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06-18-2010 , 04:23 PM
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He probably would have played basketball for a community college or something.
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06-18-2010 , 04:24 PM
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06-18-2010 , 04:27 PM
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He weighs like 150lbs, right? Dude is frail as hell.
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06-18-2010 , 04:31 PM
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so funny
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06-18-2010 , 04:32 PM
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10 pin bowling, or mickey d's.
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06-18-2010 , 04:33 PM
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06-18-2010 , 04:37 PM
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Close between basketball and no pro
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06-18-2010 , 04:42 PM
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Lol at him playing in NBA, never happen. Move location from Dallas to Huntington Beach and he has an outside shot at beach volleyball.
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06-18-2010 , 04:44 PM
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Lol at him playing in NBA, never happen. Move location from Dallas to Huntington Beach and he has an outside shot at beach volleyball.
Oooo good one. Dallas has a bunch of bars with sand volleyball courts outside. There are always like 4 dudes there entering the tournaments and killing people every weekend. He could DEFINITELY be one of those guys.
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06-18-2010 , 04:44 PM
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He's not Jewish.
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06-18-2010 , 04:46 PM
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06-18-2010 , 05:36 PM
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Without the extensive soccer training (which he surely wouldn't get in Texas) he wouldn't become a soccer pro. Beyond that he'd have the same chance as any 6'7" fairly athletic person (assuming he maintained his natural athleticism) to become a pro (in any sport) which is probably <1%.

Not a pro athlete.
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06-18-2010 , 05:38 PM
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Would be the GOAT whatever he did

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06-18-2010 , 05:39 PM
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On second thought, I think he is light enough he might be able to make it as a jockey.
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06-18-2010 , 05:40 PM
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06-18-2010 , 05:41 PM
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rofl, watching this lanky streak of piss going on a mazy run down the right wing was hilarious.
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06-18-2010 , 05:59 PM
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if born in Dallas, TX....6'7 or whateva.....basketball coaches would've gotten a hold of him early on, but I'd say baseball pitcher. At least minor leagues
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06-18-2010 , 06:05 PM
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The beach volleyball one is a real good answer.

I can't think of anything, but I am fairly sure he'd be pressed into filling out that frame of his.
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06-18-2010 , 07:02 PM
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06-18-2010 , 07:05 PM
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06-18-2010 , 07:09 PM
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06-18-2010 , 07:11 PM
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6'7 is not adequate height to make him a likely nba player
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