Messi might score enough goals vs Iran to make their women expose an ankle or something

Italy and Argentina have the eastiest paths to quarters, no?

I wonder what Bayern player was missing in the finals 2010.. I think he was their best as well. Oh wait, Ribery....

two.

http://espnfc.com/us/en/report/36158...t=true&cc=5901

It'll be nice seeing this again:

No.

Except it won't be your first team against our Nth again...

The run it 100 times and it be a competitive game not one where germany doesn't care and makes like 5 subs might be lost on a few posters.

Actually, if GER has 6 points and already qualified, it very well may be that GER won't want to play their first team against the US because they'll want to save their first team for the Finals rematch against the US.

Of course, if the US has 6 points also, they might also not play their first team.



Seems like a bargain, amirite?

They have some in Normandy.

You are forgetting the little detail (maybe you also don't know, I don't know how serious you take your "soccer" fandom over "football") that you may only take a squad of 23 to the World Cup.

Even if we'd locked up winning the World Cup already and for some unknown reason had to play another game against you that meant something to you competitively, but not to us, we could only send, at worst, our second squad of 10 plus our 3rd keeper (who's still miles better than that 80 year old Spurs dude who you'll probably field as your number 1).

lol, try Tim Howard. tbh there probably isn't a keeper in the world I trade bearded Tim Howard for.

Groups ranked by average FIFA ranking

G: 13
D: 14
B: 19.5
C: 20
E: 21
F: 25/25
A: 28
H: 28

Lol that gif sums it up, France couldn't ask for a better group. Lets not fcuk it up now

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He shaved it yesterday.

seems legit, grow it back and it'll be peaking at WC time. let's not consider the possibility of him going beardless.

shin looks weird

Yes, and before you nitpick again. I know that Friedel won't play.

What I would be scared about, if I were in your shoes, though, is: Our 3rd choice keeper takes a huge dump onto Tim Howard, too. Then he nonchalantly stops a screamer of the category Kroos-hits-it-almost-perfectly (no one, not even Neuer, stops perfect shots by Kroos). Then he wipes his ass and, just for the fun of it, takes another huge dump onto Howard. Then Tim Howard is all covered in **** and Jürgen Klinsmann has to dig him out with his bare hands so as to not lose his No.1 for the next... oh wait! There won't be a next game.

That's how good our 3rd keeper is, and that's how **** Howard is.

Elbows not too pointy, though.

Yup, would not bang.

Solid 7 imo. Would bang but only if I was drunk.

man Germans have a weird thing with scat porn

The two projections I've seen from people in this thread both have knockout stage of entirely UEFA and CONMEBOL teams.

Who wants to go even money O/U 1 team from outside those confederations makes knockout stage? It's a push at 1.

Yeah, Mexico can make it out of their group. Apart from them I see no LÖL CONCACAF team making it.

Japan could qualify, too.

lol talk about a sucker bet