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05-22-2024 , 04:35 PM
Meanwhile, guy who couldn't make it at Everton or Fulham scores a hat-trick in final of european cup to beat leverkusen for first time all season
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05-22-2024 , 04:37 PM
Against probably anyone else would be rooting for Atalanta but an unbeaten treble would've been amazing
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05-22-2024 , 04:49 PM
In for the Euros sweep.
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05-22-2024 , 05:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Tall Paul
Looks like this is happening, make it make sense.
I'll try...

Xabi Alonso got Sociedad B promoted in his first season and relegated again in his second before getting the boot.
He then got the Leverkusen job...
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05-22-2024 , 06:06 PM
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Originally Posted by POGcrazy94
Yeah I doubt we will get 32 entrants so 16 players with 2 teams each £20 total
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Wouldn't mind adding a category like ultimate loser or first to lose shootout to add a sweat for those with mushy middle teams. Maybe not needed with two teams each tho.
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05-22-2024 , 06:06 PM
A mathematician pointed out that the street signs in UK for football stadiums display mathematically impossible footballs, so he created a petition to get the signs changed. Unsurprisingly, the government told him to go **** himself.

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05-23-2024 , 02:22 AM
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Originally Posted by PeteBlow
I'll try...

Xabi Alonso got Sociedad B promoted in his first season and relegated again in his second before getting the boot.
He then got the Leverkusen job...
Nope still don't get it.

Can't say I'm that unhappy about getting a reported £20m compensation for a manager we probably should have sacked months ago.
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05-23-2024 , 03:06 AM
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Originally Posted by royalblue
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Wouldn't mind adding a category like ultimate loser or first to lose shootout to add a sweat for those with mushy middle teams. Maybe not needed with two teams each tho.
Or just divide the 24 into two halves by seedlings, and people get one from each half.
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05-23-2024 , 05:31 AM
City relegation next season 25/1 at bet365 and skybet.

https://www.oddschecker.com/football...gue/relegation

Must be the chance of a harsh punishment being handed out by the Premier League. My guess is they get found guilty and receive said harsh punishment which pleases lots of people, but then they appeal and that process takes over a year. Although still guilty the punishment is reduced a lot on appeal.
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05-23-2024 , 07:29 AM
An appeal doesn’t guarantee a reduction.
Appeals can sometimes result in an increase
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05-23-2024 , 12:13 PM
Paqueta in a spot of bother

Paqueta charged by FA over betting rule breaches
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05-23-2024 , 12:35 PM
Kompany's style of play might work well with top level players who can actually do it, that's what i'm assuming Bayern are thinking anyway
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05-23-2024 , 03:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Elrazor
Might need Man City’s legal team.
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05-23-2024 , 03:13 PM
All west ham matches paquera played I. Get overturned, arsenal win the league!
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05-24-2024 , 02:41 AM
It's possible we may only have the second-worst officiating in the world.

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There’s been plenty of chat about referees this season, but even the dodgiest VAR call pales in comparison to the brazen match-fixing of Dutch ref Jan Smit.

Needing a point to lift the fourth division title, Sint George were trailing hated rivals SV De Valken 2-1 until Jan took matters into his own hands.

He sent off three SV De Valken players, before signalling a scarcely believable 15 minutes added time. And in the very last minute, Sint George’s goalkeeper finally netted an equaliser, sending the home crowd wild.

After the game, the controversial referee slipped on his weed leaf shirt and jumped on stage to join the celebrations, lifting the trophy and grabbing the mic to sing a song.
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05-24-2024 , 03:37 AM
He has since sadly been banned for life
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05-24-2024 , 04:29 AM
Is there no space in the game for characters any more?
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05-24-2024 , 05:07 AM
EPL confirmed farmers league

Newcastle United 0-8 Australian league all stars
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05-24-2024 , 08:05 AM
In for sweep:

Me
TheGramuel
joejoe
jalfrezi
TP
PosiedonCubed
sixfour (I think)
MindFckr
Reynolds
royalblue

2 more please!
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05-24-2024 , 08:56 AM
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Originally Posted by Hoopie1
It's possible we may only have the second-worst officiating in the world.
Initially I lol'd at this. However I read the refs statement and he did this multiple times already. It was kind a tradition.

The players asked him before the game to do the same routine for the winners after the game.

The red cards were unfortunate. The Dutch FA just suspended him cause obviously it looks horrendous.

Maybe Ambush can confirm or deny this, but it at least makes sense. I was thinking like wtf was he thinking there, but after reading this it made more sense.
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05-24-2024 , 09:58 AM
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Originally Posted by POGcrazy94
In for sweep:

Me
TheGramuel
joejoe
jalfrezi
TP
PosiedonCubed
sixfour (I think)
MindFckr
Reynolds
royalblue

2 more please!
Sign me up
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05-24-2024 , 10:00 AM
Just read the sweep thing.

If you have two teams each, "seed" them 1-24 based on win equity and pair up

1-13
2-14
3-15

Thru to 12-24
2-18
3-19

Etc....

And make the payouts something like

4x winner
2xR/UP
4x worst overall team (Pts, GD, GF)
2x worst one off defeat (frequently tied to overall worst team but not always)

Splits the money evenly between good and shite and makes sure you have a fairly pointy team at each end
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05-24-2024 , 10:16 AM
Ten Hag sacked. Boooooo
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05-24-2024 , 10:24 AM
Yes that is a blow.

Still, here's hoping they find someone equally unsuited to the job of turning a dysfunctional heavyweight around.
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05-24-2024 , 11:18 AM
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Originally Posted by jalfrezi
Yes that is a blow.

Still, here's hoping they find someone equally unsuited to the job of turning a dysfunctional heavyweight around.
Oh, they will absolutely find someone that will be gone in 2 years. The cycle repeats and the inmates run the asylum. Fun for y’all, more pain than my current food poisoning because it’ll last longer
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