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01-16-2023 , 08:44 AM
United and City game at home during the upcoming month will be huge. if we get 4 points from there - I can start believing.

I am still having nightmares of a Partey injury / new rape allegation. Hope we address the backups accordingly this month as otherwise we need to be Leicester (so far so good - but everytime Saka goes down after a kick my heart skips a beat).
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01-16-2023 , 09:38 AM
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Originally Posted by ChopSueyyy
thought spurs were going to get ****ed 0-6 based on the first 30mins and was seriously considering shutting off tv. second half was all spurs, ramsdale godmode only reason they got 3pts. switch gks around and spurs win that game 3-0.
lolris and the kid kicking ramsdale can **** off.
This is an absolutely appalling take. Were you still drunk when you woke up?
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01-16-2023 , 09:47 AM
You could tell Conte was the dinosaur that doesn't do video sessions or scout teams with those tactics.

Arsenal aren't Leicester. They have the best metrics in the league (well, basically exactly even with city). Leicester never did, and their end of year GD was what Arsenal are currently on.
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01-16-2023 , 10:26 AM
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Originally Posted by joejoe1337
This is an absolutely appalling take. Were you still drunk when you woke up?
To be fair he's not too far off. If you reversed the teams spurs would have won 2-0.
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01-16-2023 , 10:50 AM
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Originally Posted by aoFrantic

Arsenal aren't Leicester. They have the best metrics in the league (well, basically exactly even with city). Leicester never did, and their end of year GD was what Arsenal are currently on.
Sorry - clarification: in regards with injuries.
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01-16-2023 , 01:43 PM
The Athletic reporting Rice is the top target for Arsenal in the summer.
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01-16-2023 , 01:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Hoagie
Watched on the plane to Antigua. Sitting in the long ass line for immigration when the dude gets out of his booth walks through 3 of those retractable line roped things straight up to me and has me follow him to the booth.

I’m my mind this guys gonna stitch me up for drug muleing or something. He gets back in his booth and just say “Arsenal fans don’t wait in my line today”. Cut off 2 hours of wait time for wearing my Arsenal shirt.

The chuds in the line (now) behind me start to grumble a little so I say to my gal “hurry up we don’t want a bunch of pissed off tourists mad at us for skipping the line.

So we waltz off to the bag search area and one of the guy yells at me “down here down here”. No wait for you today. “We absolutely smashed them today” Takes me around the whole damn section and I’m free to go.

Shout out to my Antiguan gooners.


This is awesome. Thank you so much for sharing.
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01-16-2023 , 03:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Hoagie
Watched on the plane to Antigua. Sitting in the long ass line for immigration when the dude gets out of his booth walks through 3 of those retractable line roped things straight up to me and has me follow him to the booth.

I’m my mind this guys gonna stitch me up for drug muleing or something. He gets back in his booth and just say “Arsenal fans don’t wait in my line today”. Cut off 2 hours of wait time for wearing my Arsenal shirt.

The chuds in the line (now) behind me start to grumble a little so I say to my gal “hurry up we don’t want a bunch of pissed off tourists mad at us for skipping the line.

So we waltz off to the bag search area and one of the guy yells at me “down here down here”. No wait for you today. “We absolutely smashed them today” Takes me around the whole damn section and I’m free to go.

Shout out to my Antiguan gooners.
@DHOTYA
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01-16-2023 , 04:28 PM
Yanks, what the hell is a John Duran?
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01-16-2023 , 05:00 PM
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Originally Posted by PeteBlow
@DHOTYA
LOL yes, surprised everybody didn't clap/there wasn't a guy stamping a crutch.
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01-16-2023 , 06:14 PM
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Originally Posted by TheGramuel
LOL yes, surprised everybody didn't clap/there wasn't a guy stamping a crutch.
I was surprised the dude in question didn't end up being Arsene Wenger
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01-16-2023 , 08:10 PM
You guys got me. After 20 years of spotless reputation on 2+2, transferring thousands of dollars back and forth, making real life friends, and posting loads of meat porn, I’ve decided to lie about a customs situation in an obscure Caribbean country to elicit likes from the last 14 people on the platform.

Have a glass of water you nubs.
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01-16-2023 , 08:41 PM
Where can I find this meat porn you speak of?
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01-16-2023 , 09:06 PM
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Originally Posted by POGcrazy94
Where can I find this meat porn you speak of?

“Cooking a good steak” thread in OOT. I haven’t posted in a while but BDVO puts up steaks semi regularly that should make salt bae consider Hari Kari.
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01-16-2023 , 11:13 PM
Steak thread is amazing
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01-17-2023 , 12:59 AM
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Originally Posted by Hoagie
Watched on the plane to Antigua. Sitting in the long ass line for immigration when the dude gets out of his booth walks through 3 of those retractable line roped things straight up to me and has me follow him to the booth.

I’m my mind this guys gonna stitch me up for drug muleing or something. He gets back in his booth and just say “Arsenal fans don’t wait in my line today”. Cut off 2 hours of wait time for wearing my Arsenal shirt.

The chuds in the line (now) behind me start to grumble a little so I say to my gal “hurry up we don’t want a bunch of pissed off tourists mad at us for skipping the line.

So we waltz off to the bag search area and one of the guy yells at me “down here down here”. No wait for you today. “We absolutely smashed them today” Takes me around the whole damn section and I’m free to go.

Shout out to my Antiguan gooners.
Yet another case of the officials favouring Arsenal this season
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01-17-2023 , 02:14 AM
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01-17-2023 , 03:48 AM
I give the last 2 posts 9/10

1 point deduction cause hoopie posted the last and I don't want him to get too comfortable
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01-17-2023 , 06:07 AM
It is good to keep people on their toes.

The kick at Ramsdale was absolutely pathetic, if he'd really gone for it I'd be more inclined to let him off, but a life ban is definitely appropriate.
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01-17-2023 , 09:39 AM
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Originally Posted by Hoagie
You guys got me. After 20 years of spotless reputation on 2+2, transferring thousands of dollars back and forth, making real life friends, and posting loads of meat porn, I’ve decided to lie about a customs situation in an obscure Caribbean country to elicit likes from the last 14 people on the platform.

Have a glass of water you nubs.
Yeah, that’s what they always say😉
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01-17-2023 , 11:41 AM
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Originally Posted by Hoagie
“Cooking a good steak” thread in OOT. I haven’t posted in a while but BDVO puts up steaks semi regularly that should make salt bae consider Hari Kari.
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01-17-2023 , 12:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Hoopie1
It is good to keep people on their toes.

The kick at Ramsdale was absolutely pathetic, if he'd really gone for it I'd be more inclined to let him off, but a life ban is definitely appropriate.
Much like spurs he tried and failed to make any meaningful impact against ramsdale.
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01-17-2023 , 04:16 PM





hoopie did you leave your phone at the motd studio?
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01-17-2023 , 04:30 PM
No.

Can I have it back?
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01-17-2023 , 05:12 PM
The dickhead is 35. Very Jay Cartwright in his thirties
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