Sky Sports News are absolutely jizzing themselves over the Pogba/Mourinho video.
Jim White is more excited than on transfer deadline day.
Wind it in boys.

how good are Brentford? are they going to take this seriously or run out the youngsters?

Small sample, but recent history suggests we're stuck with him until top 4 is mathematically out of reach. We're bad but I'm not sure we'll quite manage that by boxing day.

True. Also the CL group is kind of easy. Not sure if mou has any say in who goes or stays. Like they didnt even trust him with a budget this summer. Pogba might force the move tho or that snake agent of his

Where's Pogba going to go? PSG?

real barca psg juve and a handful of other english clubs would presumably be in for him

We just got outplayed by Wolves and Fat Frank's Derby, not at all confident about beating Valencia tbh.

Pogba prob gone next summer regardless of who the manager is, unless maybe if we hire Deschamps (no ty) or Zidane (not sure?).

Who are the football hipster doofus' flavour of the season managers now btw? Who should I be daydreaming about taking over for the ****?

I'd assume Utd wouldn't sell to an English company and Barca/Juve have spent loads recently, not sure if they're willing to spunk 200 million on Pogba. Real is a possibility I suppose though they're stacked in central midfield already.

ok ive googled around and its José Miguel González Martín del Campo aka Míchel

i want you to note that the thing above the 'i' in Míchel isnt just a traditional dot, its a sort of slanted dot. an exotic dot. the sort of dot which oozes tactical awareness.

now stay with me here please, yes i know that his most recent job with malaga ended in the sack for losing all his games. but apart from that he's got it all: very exotic foreign name, 8.75/10 hair, square jaw, won titles as both a player and a manager so is a Proven Winner (v important), could plausibly be cast as a winning manager in a football-based movie (more important)

and i guarantee that essays about his tactical prowess have been written from the time when he was winning b2b2b titles with olympiakos (while outspending the rest of the league combined x6)

obv he cant walk into the job right now, hes gotta take over some upper mid table club somewhere and run super hot. but keep a close eye out, and if the runhot happens then employ him before chelsea snap him up. or live to regret it

Sounds like Raiola has been busy today planting stories about senior players being unhappy. He’s a horrific sack of crap, but it’s not like that’s some big secret. United can only blame themselves.

Ross Barkley sighting.

Mou goes before Pogba or anyone else. The uppers at Man Utd may appear daft but surely not daft enough to sell their best player. Anyway, top work from TSAgent keeping Man Utd uncompetitive and a new contract in the mix. If he can cling on and do his work, perhaps a nice little relegation battle; he has experience so not beyond plausible.

As ever, looking like he's just done a runner from a taxi

lol

Even Migs is keeping Morata efforts out.
Surely Chelsea have at least a dozen more capable strikers at Cobham.

Just sell Pogba to Barca, realise the dream midfield of Bogbrush/McTominay, go out of the FA Cup to Yeovil, sack TSO and give it Giggsy until the end of the season

Surely that is a pen

Oh jesus gouendouzi got stomped the **** out

commentator can't tell the difference between Elneny and Goatdouzi.

Lol Sturridge, has to get on the end of that

The welbeckt show. Also gonna need another few from us.

Funny how mustafi got embarrassed again. Bailed out by holding tho

I was wondering what the **** was going on. But then I realized who was reffing and it all made sense. God Mike Dean is a ****.

Oh and that's a bad miss

Here's the Guesstimania Thread.

Sturridge guaranteeing himself a spot in the next Horrid Misses compilation video on Youtube.