From the (now deceased) Popbitch message board. RIP:
Quote:
"Jonathan Woodgate talks about himself in the third person while having sex. A (very attractive) girl I met who had the dubious pleasure of being recently penetrated by the anvil-faced halfwit reported a very classy 'Jonathan wants to be sucked', a slightly creepy 'Jonathan wants anal' and a heartening 'Jonathan is enjoying himself'."