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01-06-2017 , 05:45 AM
man I've always struggled thinking in odds, I like percentages, everything just easier that way for me. For example

--chance that Chelsea will ship title: still pretty high, but 70% too much?
--chance that united will end t4: ugh by now it's maybe even 50% barf
--three-bet parlay that (1) the packers are going to play the (2) patriots in the superb owl and consequently (3) I'll ****ing kill myself: this feels like 20%, must be lower but that's how it feels
--no offense stu but chance Stu's next seven posts will contain total >ten ideas that flatter spurs: 81%
--calculation that goes through my head whenever Nic goes full agitplop : "NOW WITH 99% LESS FANERIO"
01-06-2017 , 06:47 AM
Not sure how Chelsea will cope without Mikels 0.016 goals a game.
01-06-2017 , 07:26 AM
Who is likely to be missing for Utd next week? At the moment we have Mane out and doubts over coutinho, Matip, sturridge and Hendo. Pretty brutal timing.
01-06-2017 , 08:06 AM
Fwiw I think all of the guys you've mentioned there will be fit. Three of the four are back in training.
01-06-2017 , 08:06 AM
Bailly and Shaw I think.
01-06-2017 , 09:01 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Empire Man
man I've always struggled thinking in odds, I like percentages, everything just easier that way for me. For example

--chance that Chelsea will ship title: still pretty high, but 70% too much?
--chance that united will end t4: ugh by now it's maybe even 50% barf
--three-bet parlay that (1) the packers are going to play the (2) patriots in the superb owl and consequently (3) I'll ****ing kill myself: this feels like 20%, must be lower but that's how it feels
--no offense stu but chance Stu's next seven posts will contain total >ten ideas that flatter spurs: 81%
--calculation that goes through my head whenever Nic goes full agitplop : "NOW WITH 99% LESS FANERIO"
Patriots the best team by far in the NFL, mediocre giants team have to go to the Packers then potentially play the pats in the SB. Based on past performance = 100%.
01-06-2017 , 09:34 AM
yay for Superbowl Squares only being a month away!

Anyways, all 21 entries appear to be paid up for our most recent degenerate gambling opportunity so let's go ahead and conduct the RANDOM DRAW for the inaugral 2+2 FA Cup Sweepstakes!

I need 2 Helpful Volunteers (who aren't involved in the sweep) to perform the randomisation. We'll be using random.org for this process.

Helpful Volunteer #1 will go to random.org and paste the following list of entrants into the box. He will then press the Randomise button and copy/paste the results into this thread complete with timestamp.

Here's the list of entrants for Helpful Volunteer #1:
LostOstrich
Cinarocket
MathKev
mw828
joejoe1337
kingweed
vruuuuk
HH
mic_check12
sl8a
martymc1
Tall Paul
Zaids
kevin21
$Betpot$
Fatal Checkraise
S.K.
ChrisV
LFC_USA
lukethefluke
RoyalBlue

Helpful Volunteer #2 will also go to random.org , and perform the exact same process with the following list of teams. Simply paste the list into the box, randomise it and post the resulting list in this thread complete with timestamp.

Here's the list of teams:
Chelsea
Liverpool
Manchester City
Arsenal
Tottenham Hotspur
Manchester United
Everton
West Bromwich Albion
Bournemouth
Southampton
Burnley
Watford
West Ham United
Leicester City
Stoke City
Middlesbrough
Crystal Palace
Sunderland
Hull City
Swansea City
Any Non-PL Team

Thanks in advance to both Helpful Volunteers! If we get more than one list posted for either option due to two people stepping up simultaneously, the first one posted itt will be used. Once the draw is complete I shall transfer the info to the spreadsheet, and the fun can begin!
01-06-2017 , 09:41 AM
English Football 2016-2017: NOW WITH 100% LESS FANERIO go go go
01-06-2017 , 09:48 AM
Sent the money to mic_check - hopefully didn't come last. In for squares if LO (or anyone) organises - haven't followed any NFL this year; been super busy. Getting spuds would be nice as a deep run might derail their potential title charge - would take a year off from the thread if they finished above us.
01-06-2017 , 09:49 AM
There were 21 items in your list. Here they are in random order:

Zaids
mic_check12
LFC_USA
Tall Paul
ChrisV
kingweed
mw828
MathKev
lukethefluke
sl8a
Fatal Checkraise
LostOstrich
S.K.
RoyalBlue
martymc1
joejoe1337
Cinarocket
$Betpot$
vruuuuk
kevin21
HH

Timestamp: 2017-01-06 13:49:40 UTC

Last edited by bazooka87; 01-06-2017 at 09:51 AM. Reason: forgot timestamp
01-06-2017 , 09:51 AM
tyty
01-06-2017 , 09:53 AM
There were 21 items in your list. Here they are in random order:

Stoke City
Any Non-PL Team
West Bromwich Albion
Manchester City
Tottenham Hotspur
West Ham United
Hull City
Chelsea
Everton
Manchester United
Swansea City
Arsenal
Liverpool
Leicester City
Southampton
Watford
Middlesbrough
Crystal Palace
Sunderland
Burnley
Bournemouth

Timestamp: 2017-01-06 13:52:56 UTC
01-06-2017 , 09:54 AM
<3

thanks guys!

Looks like I got Arsenal

edit yup

NameTeam
ZaidsStoke City
mic_check12Any Non-PL Team
LFC_USAWest Bromwich Albion
Tall PaulManchester City
ChrisVTottenham Hotspur
kingweedWest Ham United
mw828Hull City
MathKevChelsea
luketheflukeEverton
sl8aManchester United
Fatal CheckraiseSwansea City
LostOstrichArsenal
S.K.Liverpool
RoyalBlueLeicester City
martymc1Southampton
joejoe1337Watford
CinarocketMiddlesbrough
$Betpot$Crystal Palace
vruuuukSunderland
kevin21Burnley
HHBournemouth
01-06-2017 , 09:57 AM
here's the sheet
01-06-2017 , 10:00 AM
lol at SK getting plop.
01-06-2017 , 10:21 AM
I've become accustomed to being dead money in those sorts of comp by now
01-06-2017 , 10:21 AM
presumably the posters most disappointed with the draw will be the Arsenal fans itt
01-06-2017 , 10:22 AM
**** you

What are the prizes?

Last edited by HH; 01-06-2017 at 10:24 AM. Reason: I wanted LOLSEA
01-06-2017 , 10:22 AM
Already sent a message to Defoe and he is on board with me. GG guys.
01-06-2017 , 10:30 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hoopie1
lol at SK getting plop.
😂 I burst out laughing

Tall Paul getting City as well lol
01-06-2017 , 10:32 AM
Stoke comfortably midtable - should be going hard at this.

Stoke stoke stoke
01-06-2017 , 11:00 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by HH
**** you

What are the prizes?
Summary:
Quote:
Originally Posted by LostOstrich
FA Cup Sweepstakes

Random draw
All 20 Premier League teams, and a single "Any other team" option*
Prizes as follows:

Losing Semi-finalists: £20
Losing Finalist: £40
Cup Winner: £100
Worst Loser**: £30

*Note that the Any Other Team option could theoretically win more than one prize. For example if two Championship teams make the semi finals. However, the Any Other Team option is NOT eligible for the Worst Loser prize.

**Worst Loser is defined as follows:
All 64 teams are ranked according to their league positions as of 3 Jan 2017. Chelsea are ranked 1, Stourbridge are ranked 64. You get the idea. As teams are eliminated from the FA Cup, the rank of the team that knocked them out will be recorded. The Worst Loser will be the team knocked out by the lowest ranked opponent. If more than one team qualifies for this (eg two teams are eliminated by Stourbridge), then the one that lost in the earliest round is the Worst Loser.
As noted above, the Any Other Team selection is not eligible for Worst Loser.
01-06-2017 , 11:01 AM
Time for a miracle FA Cup win after the miracle championship imo
01-06-2017 , 11:11 AM
Brummies gonna shock the luck. PulisGOAT

Last edited by LFC_USA; 01-06-2017 at 11:12 AM. Reason: My brain didn't register Stoke above Any Non-PL team and thought I'd binked Spurs
01-06-2017 , 11:22 AM
sl8a still running like god.

      
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