Lol Liga

So many pages of Bond crap showing what tossers most football fans are.

PETER BLOW WAS ON BLOCKBUSTERS THO

But you're a curry

Yeah but a bloody good one when I'm on song

Granted.

Watching From Russia With Love right now just to spite jalfrezi

I was on a really **** e4 game show called 'your face or mine' hosted by Jimmy Carr and June sarpong. It was based on comparing your other half's looks against other people. Highlights were them bringing her sister on and me getting her name wrong, me beating a good mate by 51% to 49% which has led to him still having '51/49' shouted at him 12 years on and Jimmy Carr calling me the c word (which got cut out obviously).

My only TV appearance was when I won a Christmas competition. Prize was three minutes to grab as many toys as possible from a Toys'R'Us and so I had a really nifty collection of Lego growing up.

Apart from picking myself out in the crowd at a game, I've been on TV twice. Both in donkaments, neither of which I won

I was a telephone contestant on The Vault and my dad was on Fifteen to One with William G Stewart.

To be fair, they dwelt for long enough.

Alright Adolf

Top five Bond songs and the worst two?

Which is kinda funny, because old Sir Roger definitely didn't have black hair.

Spectre theme song is right down near the worst, Sam Smith said he wrote it in 20 mins and recorded it once, and it shows. Man With the Golden Gun, Die Another Day, The Living Daylights (A-Ha, really?) also suck.

Best probably some order of Diamonds are Forever, Nobody Does it Better and Goldfinger, with Live and Let Die number one obv

Oh get over yourself. Would you have been OK with Oprah in The Queen?

propellerheads ftw

Surely you understand that the Queen is about a real person and Bond is completely fictional?

My brother is one of these guys who says “Bond has to be white" he becomes quite aggressive about it and says he'll never watch a Bond movie again if they cast a none-white. It's a good source of entertainment at otherwise boring family gatherings to try and direct the conversation towards James Bond and then suggest different black actors to play him. Even if he is over the other side of the bar or something his ears will perk up at the first mention of Idris Elba and he will head straight over.

Think Klopp has a valid point here, but when you've had as many injuries as Sturridge, you're bound to become pretty paranoid about every little ache and pain.

Also, knee injuries sound like the absolute worst.

Hello English Football thread,

I am back, although I am sure no one missed me.

We gonna win the league, K.


I once thought taking benzos on a plane would be a good idea. I hate having to spend 16 hours on a seat made for people who are 4'11" and I have trouble falling asleep unless I am cozy in a bed. International flights from India usually leave pretty late in the night so I thought 1mg clonazepam and a beer would knock me out after they served dinner early in the flight. Didn't want to over-do on the benzos because I had connections to make and bags to haul. Turned out to be a bad idea. I couldn't actually fall asleep but was in this zombie mode the whole flight and it was just the most frustrating experience ever. I felt like the insomnia guy in The Machinist.

Pro tip: Unless you take valium or smth for anxiety, uppers are much better on a plane than downers. Took some Modafinil coming back from Detroit recently and it was the best plane ride ever. I read for a few hours straight, talked to flight attendants in the back of the plane. Even did 30 push ups.

No that wouldn't have bothered me because lots of my best friends are black.

Who would you captain on fantasy football out of Giroud, Igalho and Benteke?

Hmmmm I'm thinking giroud out of the three, benteke be a good shout tho

Would insta captain Benteke if I knew 100% he'd start the game.

Probably toss a coin between Giroud and Ighalo